For shits and giggles about Pioli
 

I have a friend who is an astrologer and I told her about what we were doing to Pioli so she sent me this unsolicited and I found it interesting enough to share. Don't believe much in this stuff but it may portend good things for us so I will suspend logic for the moment.

This a quote from texts I got:

Holy crazzzeee he's got the Hitler aspect and more.... he could be a mafia hitman with this chart...

he's got a reallllleeeeee bad temper too. He has a really bad chart between now and the end of December and the worse from Nov 23 to Dec 8th which should be a really bad time for him, anyway just a prediction.

You never want to meet this man, he is seriously nutso. Hitler had nothing on this guy. And is chart is terrible right now. The first 6 months of 2013 look really really bad for him.

We can only hope :)

Pioli...mostly shits...very few giggles.

Very interesting and crazzzeee, Mr. Dave Lane. And a great idea to have this done.

I wonder if she had the time Dr. Evil was born as well as his birth date? That can be very useful in conducting an accurate and detailed reading.

I'm going to find Dr. Evil's date and get my own reading done in order to confirm and reinforce your friend's effort. It could provide information vital when planning future SOC events!!!

FAX

Get this woman on camera saying these things.

If the worst is over on the 8th of December, that means he either gets canned right before the Browns game, or we win the Browns game...

My dog told me that Pioli is Satan. But I just said, "Shut up, dog. We're Bronco fans."

Hmmm ... born March 31, 1965 (a very bad time to enter this zone of existence) in someplace called Washingtonville NY.

His Sun trine Moon aspect is definitely declining over the next few days and weeks ... pretty dramatically, too. That does not bode well and means he can look forward to more "rejection" than he's faced in the past.

Also, his Venus square or opposition Pluto is incredibly negative. Generally, this is interpreted as follows; "You are capable of being a great manipulator and are often caught up trying to make things appear a certain way. You are the one who suffers from this tendency the most. You tend to get tied down to a pattern of endless repetition in relationships. You have difficulty in letting go even when a situation is painful. " The intensity of this aspect is in sharp decline over the next few weeks. Not good for Dr. Evil's plans.

On top of all that, his Mercury transit sucks big time and declines as well. This would indicate (among other things) the inability to communicate with others around him. At all.

In summary, a quick look indicates he is in a world of crap and it's getting worse. An excellent trigger date seems to be 11/25/2012. That would be a good day to piss him off. He might strip naked and begin screaming like a large chicken or other fowl.

FAX

Time to print up new SOC flyers.

Ill be the goat: tell your astro ladyfriend to run a chart on a guy born at July 4 1988 20:18 central daylight time and see what she says. Guarantee she's wrong

I had my lady do it and she said he's a homersexerual lunatic with a borderline average IQ which makes him susceptible to boughts of depression and violent tendencies with his lovers.

Also, chronic diarrhea.

He can only get an erection during Chiefs games?

Wait, I read that wrong. Is that French/Korean for "gay"?

My lady is from Branson.

I dated a girl about 25 years ago that read cards and did astrological charts.

She was ****ing batshit looney but you guessed it, great in the rack.

Unfortunately, I could only take so much of that nonsense.

She has a very odd dialect.

Strangely enough that's exactly what my horoscope says about me. Batshit crazy but great in the sack.

Strangely enough, we can only take so much of your nonsense.

You'll take all of my nonsense and like it.

mine just says batshit crazy

Congrats?

I'll take it.

How ironic because I called pioli hitler in another thread lmao. He truly is a piece of dog shit

I'm pretty sure it doesn't take kreskin the magnificent to predict that Pioli's near future looks pretty shitty.

Yep that's pretty much what she's reporting. I'll laugh my ass off if we hit the date. I'll have to buy both of you dinner LMAO

Well, there's a really good chance he'll be upset when the Broncos play at the Chiefs on 11/25/12.

Ahhhh that's BULLSHIT because I've got a below avg IQ, ha ha!

If he gets fired between Nov 23rd and Dec 8th that person is a prophet.

"Borderline average" is a really nice way of saying "below average". If you were smarter you would have known that.

But see your girl left out the keenly optimistic side of me that always sees the positive sides of things, even if it's a def myopic view.

Rack city, bitch.

You're right. She's a fraud.

So she has something in common with Pioli, hah.

I know these things are all designed to be extremely general and rely on comfirmation bias, but it's cleverly odd how these things match up with a person.

Sent Mr Fax's analysis to the astrologer gal here's what I got in return:

Hehehehe...whoa!!! I just woke up and read your text and you put me in shock! Thought I was in the twilight zone or something! You doing astrology now - love it! You got the pluto Venus right! I did a quick chart and didn't pay attention to his Mercury because unless a more major planet is hitting it I didn't pay attention. He has progressed Pluto conjunct Mars and that's very scary. Pretty violent, hopefully an crazy angry nutso fan won't do something to him. What I saw coming up soon is the Jupiter Saturn in a square aspect (difficult) which indicated a major change/ ending in his life. His natal Saturn being hit and considering it hits his Mars, Uranus and Pluto in the 3rd house of communication it would indicate that very difficult communication (from the fans) would end his current career indicated by the Jupiter hitting the Saturn. The Sun aspect you mentioned in trine has nothing to do with anything. But once that hits this week into early December it's going to get more interesting...

Of course there will be other forms if communication besides the fans bring his demise ....Internet, newspaper, tv it will get worse if it's possible but it's already headed that way and that's why Sunday happened because this stuff starts right before it hits in the chart. He's got a really creepy natal chart... He is not one to go down without a fight !! You got my timing see we will see what happened now until Dec 6th it will be really interesting...*

ME NEXT.......ME NEXT

Can I get the lotto numbers?

My birthday is Dec. 31. 11 pm I think. How do I figure out MY FUTURE?!

It's never good when Saturn hits Uranus.

LMAO

Dave.... seriously..... :shake:

Unless she's hot and does these "Readings" in the nude, and you have videos...

Well that's a fine how-do-you-do ...

The Sun has nothing to do with anything? What kind of astrologerizer is this chick? The Sun is like a big nuclear furnace that provides light and warmth to Earth and all the living things from the lowly microbe to the highly advanced alien who used a flying saucer to get here and is now operating undercover as a Cracker Barrel manager because nobody suspects a guy with grease spots on his tie to be a highly advanced alien.

The Sun gives us flowers and trees and little birds who sit in the trees and it also gives us sunglasses and nude beaches.

No offense, Mr. Dave Lane, but I think you need a new astrologerator.

FAX

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Stop insulting Hitler, at least he united a nation and fired them up into a crazy frenzy. Peeholy can't even select 53 guys to accomplish the main goal in Football. Score and win.

I've had a moderate level of interest in visiting a psychic just to see how they operate. I almost went to one when I was out of town a couple of months ago and walked by it, but it wasn't open. I think I could derive significant entertainment from it.

Hitler never went 1-9, either, though his strength of schedule had some easy early games with Poland and France.

You might try Lady Bernardo, Mr. Rain Man. She's very good and works out of the tech center area. Her specialty is reading the hairs on your buttocks. Amazingly accurate for her age.

FAX

Dude its for fun. I don't believe it, just thought it would be fun given her responses match Chiefsplanet general feelings.

I died 2.2 years ago...

I once had one of those done and honest to God, it hit close enough to home to really freak me out.

It took her over a week, and as FAX says, she needed not only my birthday but the exact time i was born.

After reading it, i told her she better stop doing that crap... freaky.

Yep... pioli is Hitler reincarnate.

If you recommend her, I think I'll give her a try.

We talking about therapists here or whores?

Not that it makes a difference at this point...

I am NOT reading all that.

Prayers sent.

Good thing you checked your chart then. You might have never noticed.

Still seems oddly appropriate...

In the big picture, they're the same thing.

If I'm paying for the best in the business I'd prefer the whore...

:LOL:

You mention the sun,venus and Mercury as being problems for Pioli but I think Earth is where the shits gonna hit the fan for this man.

Get the shotgun, we got another zombie, kept alive only by his hatred.

Your father was very pleased with you for 3.5 months. You've been a disappointment ever since.

I never realized John Goodman posted here.

So Pioli ordered the death of 6 million+ people? Or would? I don't want him as the GM but comparing him to Hitler is a bit much.

He's killed the dreams of 6 million Chiefs fans.

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What does Hitler have in common with hit men?

They are psychopaths. You don't need the cards to see it.

According to astrology they have the same mental make up, and I for one have never claimed Pioli doesn't have at least a touch of this.

I find it amusing that CP's resident astronomer has an astrologer on speed dial.

And I'm waiting for mine kthxbai

They often intermingle...

If you want to know exactly who he is, read the book Snakes in Suits. It will scare the shit out of you. They are everywhere.

According to his chart, this weekend is a biggie.

Based on the location of his Saturn, he may spontaneously combust sometime tomorrow.

FAX

I feel like neither party could tolerate the other.

His Saturn is about collide with Uranus about now, right?

Mr Fax is correct my gal says Sunday is going to be a completely batshit go bezerk freak out day with his firing to happen within a week.

Be awesome if it were to happen.

LMAO

This thread has truck.

Ill give your lady rep if she does me. Curious as to how similar a live person reading matched with an online one

I am thinking he went to see Geno yesterday. I bet he thought taking him would be a no brainer until he actually watched him. He probably came to the realization that he won't be taking a QB with the first pick and knows the fans will soon hate him even more.

He will have some bad days but he ain't getting fired.

A range on a statistical distribution has more than one border. ;)

LMAOLMAOLMAO