So I was eating Burger King today, and I found this...
 

And needless to say, I kept spitting my whopper out from laughing.

Dane Cook on Burger King

And then I stumbled on this...

Dane Cooks "First Time"

And this...

Dane Cook on The Price is Right ROFL


I had never seen these, so maybe you haven't either!

Am I the only one that finds Dane Cook incredibly annoying?

Damn I want to stab him in the face....

This was the first time I had ever seen him before.

No offense to you my friend.... and I'm not trying to attack your post... but that guy just totally makes me want to throw baby ducklings into a blender just to have an honest laugh....

I'd like to kick him in the nuts and then push him in front of a bus

It sounds like you could use some God in your life. :p

I'd like to run up to him,when he's eating an ice cream cone, smash it in his face, and yell "remember me forever!!!"

Dane Cook is awsome. I saw him at Penn State a couple months ago, he draws a crowd.

It was okay. I didn't roll though. At least not like I did reading about "Little Homie" in the Hall of Classics thread.

Maybe I should send him that material and charge him according to the laugh-o-meter.

He's not even funny. The Burger King bit is lame

My first choice of contemporary actors/comedians to stab in the face would be Jack Black. I can’t even stand to look at that guy for more than 5 minutes without wanting to throw my TV onto the street.

It's not reeruned, you're reeruned.

I think people who say "asterick" should face summary execution.

Dane is funny, but nowhere as near as funny as people make him out to be. He masks his weak material with over an over the top delivery, and he's a joke thief, and for that he must suffer the fate of being friends with Jay Davis.