Love blows.
 

I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.

loooooooooove scaaaaaaaaars

Well you won't know till you ask her out if she'll accept. As far as the whole manwhore thing that so what if you really like her then you work on burying the whoreness and have females friends help you out.

put it in her butt

If you love someone, let them go.

And follow them from a safe distance until they love you back.

How good does it feel to be a manwhore, since you won't ask her out?

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I always carry a spare bag of semen with me just in case.

Is it your own?

Big thread of FAIL!

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So,TJ.....when did you start stalking GoatCheese?

I thought this was gonna be a Courtney Love NSFW thread.

Not sure whether I'm disappointed it's not, or happy it's not.

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Love Stinks! Ya, Ya!

Isn't this how the Spongegums hilarity began?

Nothing personal, but I've started a tradition for this threads that I must keep.

"Next to having sex with another man, this thread is your gayest moment"


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