I shaved my balls yesterday
 

...cause they were just too damn hard to dribble being all hairy like that.

I bet they looked exactly like Piscosis' head. Only more wrinkled, seeing as how Psi is but a wee lad.

BIG_bundle of sticksGY won't like this thread.

Did you have to use a magnifying glass?








Sry, couldn't resist. :p

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly
suggest you try it.

http://images.ibsys.com/sh/entertain...bbarker916.jpg

This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population, have your beer me spayed or neutered.

This is what I thought that other guy was talking about with his "I just cut my afro thread"...

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post of the year!

To much info ......:eek:

Was there anything there after you removed the hair?

You should know, meatpeeker.

uh.........yea........ hairless balls.....

On behalf of all women everywhere, I thank you.

Well maybe not all........:)

It's still a nice gesture. :p

What did you shave 'em with?

He probably cheated and Nair-ed them.

A rusty razor, what else would he use?

a ball shaver...duh.

I hate shaving my balls, but this girl was always giving me shit for dingleberries when rimming me.

ROFL

That's mighty kind of you to do that for her.

I had to do that once a few years ago before I got a vasectomy. It sure itched a bunch growing back.

i prefer to wax mine much much smoother

wanna feel??

That's a little more than we needed to know.

you all are deviants ... and need to attend more church or republicanRus meetings.

:spock:

Bald is beautiful. ;)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't really fuzzy,
waz he?

shouldn't it only take you half as long since you only have one ball?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a uninut????? :shake:

I have to tell you from personal experience that you don't want to do that. Used it before my Vasectomy. BIG MISTAKE. 1st degree burn. :deevee:

I tried to Nair mine once. Left the stuff on too long and scorched my sac. Good thing I never got laid ever.

hmmmmm, I really thought this thread was about something else. :banghead:

Holy shit, I thought I shared shocking facts on this site.

I didn't shave my balls yesterday but I do keep that whole area nice.

There's nothing quite like your balls being fondled/scratched during head after they've just been shaved.

i find having my whoha shaved makes my ass look smaller

:p


ROFL

how come none of the ladies are sharing their shaved stories??????????

I have before in another thread a while back. :p

link?? NOW

I don't have the link, it was a highjacked thread where we ended up talking about women shaving....maby someone else knows, with the rep the way it is now it would be hard to find anyway....but FYI yes I shave.

This post is worthless without pics.

If I put pics of that I beleive it would be put on another site ROFL ROFL



Plus Stumppy wouldn't appreciate that :p

I really don't need to hear this I have been out of town for a while and I am in desperate need of some sex..... and have 3 days to go. :banghead:

surely theres a 7-11 close where you can purchase some batteries

uh, yea :spock:

If you're in that much need, you should PM gochiefs. I bet he'd throw down some sick cyber for you. Just to last you until you get home.

Just don't give him your home address and phone number.

Why whats he gonna do, drive around my house all night. :hmmm: ROFL ROFL

I have a funny, true story from this past Saturday night. I went to a mobile on the run (gas station) the other night with some friends at like 2am to buy batteries and the clerk working here was literally trying to talk me out of buying them. First when I walk up to the counter he says "That'll be your new born" and then I say "What?" and he goes "Dude, don't tell me you came to a convenience store to buy some batteries." So what do I do next? I go grab some gummy bears and buy those as well.

ROFL ROFL

I wonder if he'd call you at least? hmmm

yea I can hear the heavy breathing now, probably sound like he has asthema ROFL

Either that, or he's doing his Darth Vader impersonation to turn you on.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

http://www.angelfire.com/film/theact...elamarr/p3.jpg

"I'm your father, and father says you need a spankin'."

:eek: :spank:

i don't care what they say, you'll always be badgirl to me... http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif

AHHHH how sweet, your a sweetheart. :p

this thread is GREAT without pictures...

I totally concur, btw badgrrrl your talking to the hand not the man eh?

thx for sharing, you're me idol

Do you guys really trim that area? Am I old school, because I have never trimmed any pubics. I require/request my wife to stay well groomed, but have never considered doing it myself. Do the girls prefer a well groomed man area? This inquiring mind wants to know.

you shaved your balls? Damn...i didnt know Kevin Kaspar is a Chiefs fan.

You selfish bastard.

Naked balls just feel great anyway.

hah, that sounds about right for a meat peeker, doesn't it? :p :p :p

just whose balls have you been feeling, anyway? :shrug:

My own, fool. Although I haven't shaved them in quite sometime. I did it once just for shits.

I hope you didn't scratch the purse your wife keeps them in with the razor.

let's give anton a call...

i'm sure he could fix you right up... :p :p :p










damn, but it's boring around here tonight... :(

Yeah, I've mentioned my sister and naked balls on two separate threads, and both are stagnating.

The threads, assholes.

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well, whatever could have made you think you needed to clarify that? :jester: