Thanks for the input.

he has nearly 70000 posts and I bet 67000 of them have all been stupid ****ing posts that ask a stupid ****ing question because, for some reason, that's the stupid ****ing posting style he adapted

You people who are arguing with hootie are probably hurting your rankings. Just saying.

has Donger ever had a Chiefs related post?

Because it might actually help you mature a little bit.

He said in his first thread you would only be involved if you posted in the thread
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I guess I just don't understand why anyone would give a shit where Hootie would rank them in a list of top posters on this site.

While we're at it why not get Carl Lewis to post his top 100 National Anthems or O.J. Simpson to post his top 100 respected athletes.

And for the record, I don't have any issues with Hootie. Just seems stupid to give a shit what his opinion is.

hey man, don't talk about my pal frazod like that

Yes.

You were never considered. I'm not even sure who you are.

I'm crushed. Better put me on suicide watch.

Because it might actually help you mature a little bit.

Are there even 101 active posters on here?

If I don't make the list what do I get?

Herpes. Given to you directly from Hootie.

FYP

Eh :-/



I guess it's better than nothing.

The gift of a lifetime.

And you can regift it over and over and over again.

Long odds

Giving to others is what life is all about.

Prediction: Direckshun at 47.

Do you take the over, or under.

How long until Gonzo locks this one?

Under (as in, lower than 47).

Direckshun is easily a top 15er.

Here's my big board for the first 10 slots. This is who I think Hootie's going to pick.

1. GoChiefs
2. Rain Man
3. Sorter
4. The Bad Guy (can't remember if he values TBG's source or not. If he does, TBG absolutely scores high on Hootie's metric)
5. Hamas Jenkins
6. Mr Flopnuts
7. Pestilence
8. SNR
9. Sofa King
10. OnTheWarpath58

Not a bad projection.

Basically, you can put everybody from the CP FFL in the top 20.

Except the ones who hate his guts LMAO

3, 6,7,9, and 10 are terrible picks.

It's preliminary. I need my scouts to do interviews. Once my insider sources kick in, I'll have a better idea of what to expect

1A. The Bad Guy
1B. Marty


Then it's a big drop off.

I don't even think I'll make the top 101.

I can hardly wait to see where El Jefe lands on this list.

Please. Pootie's such a ****ing infant he makes 2002-era Clay look mature.

My one prediction is that Sorter gets rated above Inmem again LMAO

If you want to make the list then you're a pathetic human. I don't want to be ranked on a message board lol. Sad enough that I'm on here posting.

I know. That's why I'm trying to help him.

Haha. I was 20 years old. LMAO

How old is Hootie?

Lol Hootie hates my posts. He repatedly calls me out because of how much rep I have but I never post anything rep worthy.

Good luck with that. He's the CP equivalent of a reeruned kid standing naked by the side of the road eating handfuls of his own shit. Mistakes people slowing down to take a look for being cool.

28

Oh my.

Wait. That's not chocolate?!

I don't get everyone's obsession with these two assholes. They always instigate drama and never talk about football, unless it relates to either stats or life philosophy. They wouldn't even crack my top 101.

Did the peanuts confuse you? :D

:spock: When do Rainman and Fax instigate drama?

There's a ton better people on this site than me.

All I do is relay information - hell some of it sucked.

I've made friends on here, gotten words of encouragement during my hard times and this place has been a great source of information on everything for me for the last 12 years. The least I could do is post stuff I get told.

I will say Hootie after years has really grown on me.

Like a fungus.

Damn crazycoffey always have to do a double check when people do the CC thing. I should have trademarked that when I joined. ;)

I'm top 80 material for sure.

Hootie's gay and Asian? Boy, that's strike two and three.

It's not a matter of giving a shit, only a few will. It's the entertainment that is sure to be derived from it. I guarantee some butt hurt will ensue.

Rep

My over/under on you is around 20. And I think I'd still take the under.

Maybe for Ryan Seacrest top 100

Man by 28 I had traveled and partied in 34 different countries. Skied the alps, walk on the pyramids etc. Saw most of the USA. Worked on an oil rig in the gulf of Mexico. Been the editor of a magazine. Met some amazing people. Watched people die. Missed being a victim of suicide bomber by 5 minutes. And survived at least 20 times, insulting the host country citizens.

I thought he was talking about you too

You know you're not making the list at all, don't you Sheldon?

It's all they ever do

Yeah but did you ever piss on your roommate's back?

You're my Manti Te'o :evil:

**** Hootie and his attention whore ass

I did piss on a German police car. The Berlin wall, a church in Prague. Does that count?Although in my defense I didn't know that wall as a part of a church until some old ladies started yelling and then their sons started chasing me and buddy.

Cool story, bro. Have one.

http://pective.com/m/cookie

:spock:

Fax might wig out occasionally, but Rainman..... I mean, you're really drawing down on Rainman?

That's got to be a first.

Somebody needs to start a thread to wager on this thread.

I've r'd a few girls, peed on a few dudes, and have eaten at a 3 star steak house.

#102... Coogs

Yup, even in this thread. Telling everyone not to bag on hootie because it will hurt our rankings, like
a) we should really care about the hootie ranks and
b) we should really listen to what the great rainman thinks.

The holier than thou routine is played out.

close enough :thumb:

he was joking you dumb, fat, ****

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

several

Hi, Pootie! Got a fun-filled evening of being an infantile loser **** planned?

That's just what this thread needs. More pictures of child molesters.

You're my Geno Smith.