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el borracho 12-13-2012 02:20 PM

Smuggling Implants
 
(CNN) -- She arrived on a suspicious flight. Her story didn't sound right. And then there was the blood ... under her breasts.

An airport security check in Spain led to an operating table for a passenger -- where, authorities said, they found she had tucked packs of cocaine in her breast implants.

The Panamanian citizen landed at Barcelona's Prat airport on a so-called "hot flight," one that came from a destination known for drug trafficking -- in this case Bogota, Colombia.

Ninety percent of cocaine trafficked into the United States, for example, comes from Colombia, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

The passenger came under the scrutiny of security agents, who weren't satisfied with the vague answers she kept giving about why she was in town, Spain's interior ministry said.

Her behavior aroused the suspicion of officers that she might be carrying drugs either in her luggage or on her.

When a female officer patted down the woman, she found bloodied bandage material under the passenger's breasts. The gauze, the officer found, was covering incisions. And the breasts were hiding "a white foreign material."

Fresh breast implants, the suspect mustered an explanation. Must not have healed up right.

The story didn't convince police, who hauled her off to a hospital.

"There, a medical team extracted a bag-shaped prosthesis from each breast containing a white pasty substance," the ministry said.

Cocaine. Nearly 1.4 kilograms (3 lbs) of it.

Pure cocaine goes for about $35,000 a pound, according to the DEA.

The expensive implants landed her in jail.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/13/world/...ant/index.html

Phobia 12-13-2012 02:22 PM

Obviously from Panama, Florida.

mdchiefsfan 12-13-2012 02:22 PM

Tits with coke in them? Charlie Sheen's woman, no doubt.

WV 12-13-2012 02:28 PM

This story is tits!

FAX 12-13-2012 02:29 PM

Since when does pure Columbian cocaine go for $35k a pound?

FAX

Saul Good 12-13-2012 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 9205330)
Tits with coke in them? Charlie Sheen's woman, no doubt.

This is the woman of my dreams.

big nasty kcnut 12-13-2012 03:00 PM

Thou what if they **** up and she dont have drug would they patch her back up.

listopencil 12-13-2012 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 9205462)
Thou what if they **** up and she dont have drug would they patch her back up.

No, they'd just leave her to bleed to death on the operating table.

durtyrute 12-13-2012 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho (Post 9205323)
Ninety percent of cocaine trafficked into the United States, for example, comes from Colombia, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

How do they know that, yet we still have a drug problem. Maybe they let some of it slide?

Frosty 12-13-2012 03:28 PM

Busted!

shitgoose 12-13-2012 03:31 PM

Pretty sure i saw this on a tv show. I think it was nip/tuck

Dayze 12-13-2012 03:32 PM

she's a bonafide Jugs smugler.

listopencil 12-13-2012 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by durtyrute (Post 9205517)
How do they know that, yet we still have a drug problem. Maybe they let some of it slide?

They have to get a mailing address when they sell them the guns.

durtyrute 12-13-2012 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9205540)
They have to get a mailing address when they sell them the guns.

:D

Dartgod 12-13-2012 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho (Post 9205323)
And the breasts were hiding "a white foreign material."

The goal line at Arrowhead?


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