Round 2, Heat 3: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.
 

Yet another interesting matchup. Three enter, two leave.

Miss Utah http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/yp...jpg_224935.jpg
Miss Louisiana http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/qo...jpg_224914.jpg
Miss Rhode Island http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Hi...jpg_224931.jpg

In B4 pole...

LA and RI.

rhode island fan i am

Same.

Ok, I said I was done but I love this shot of Utah, so had to post it again.

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1872.jpg

Sorry, but Utah and her camel toe should win this whole thing.

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1868.jpg

Utah and LA. I don't always vote for 2, but in this case I had to.

Utah makes me swoon. Easy #1.

Louisiana is attractive in a "drinking beers on the hood of your American muscle car out in the quarry on a warm summer night" kind of way. She's #2.

I don't know what people see in Rhode Island. She looks kind of vacuous to me, no offense.

Louisiana

Man, all this voting.... I'm running low...must open a fresh can....

http://i41.tinypic.com/1j99nm.jpg

Bumping since it got temporarily lost. Be sure to vote for Utah.

Heh, I already voted and didn't even know it!

Louisiana is indeed gorgeous, but I'm shocked that Utah isn't beating her and in fact is barely hanging on against Rhode Island. I would kill Brigham Young for a romp with Utah. Edit: If I wasn't happily married, of course.

Utah has Joker mouth.

Rhode Island looks like she doesn't need much makeup to look great.

that shot would have got my vote

Can't believe Utah is losing this. :facepalm:

Uh...

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/yp...jpg_224935.jpghttp://www.comicbookmovie.com/images...lson_joker.jpg

:facepalm:

2 and 3 both have "****-me-eyes."

1 has a mouth like the Queen from Aliens...

Utah is gorgeous, both in her glamor pic and especially IRL.

RI is merely cute. She has no tits either.

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1832.jpg

I have a breast problem.

Beautiful eyes and I don't even notice if she has a chest.

Beautiful chest and I done even notice if she has a head...

Okay, calling the race here. The beautiful Miss Utah is inexplicably out, despite her intense and almost mind-altering gorgeousness.

Louisiana and Rhode Island are moving on.

I'll note that I saw some unusual voting patterns in this, so I have requested an investigation to be sure that we don't have someone cheating with mults. Miss Utah went from a moderate lead to trailing significantly over a relatively short amount of time. It's certainly possible that that could happen, but if anyone is using mults, I will ask you to stop so we can be sure that we have a legitimate beauty pageant. We're dealing with the hopes and dreams of young women, and that is a fragile burden to bear.

I call shenanigans.

Well, the good news is that the investigation is complete, and Miss Rhode Island scored a clean win. Apparently she looks particularly tap-worthy to the late afternoon crowd. My faith in humanity is restored.

The bad news is that a lot of you people don't know a gorgeous woman when you see one. Look at Miss Utah! Look at her! Look at the full hair, the beautiful smile, the perky yet still sizable breasts! She was gorgeous and you killed her!

Big mouth does not like big mouth.

Go figure...

I thought Utah and RI were the best, but CA isn't bad despite the somewhat unflattering pic in the OP.