There's something howling right outside my house
It's clearly not a dog, doesn't sound like a Coyote. It starts with some short high pitched sounds then goes into a couple longer ones, then back to the short ones, then a low growl then stops. A couple minutes later it happens again.
I live in the middle of town. Zombie apocolypse? Werewolf? Chupacabra? Am I going to die? |
Sasquatch.
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Lumpy
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alien ghost
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That ****ing ghost followed you!
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Bette Midler
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A house cat in heat.
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She's just hanging there, In mid air.
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sound like any of these? |
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It could be a midget tornado.
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Whatever it was hasn't made a sound in about 15 minutes and I'm disappointed.
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Has it been going on for 6 nights in a row? Do you have a horse called wildfire?
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It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"
Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared. |
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It only turned out to be a 10 point Buck running down the empty lot next door and within 5 feet of me dumping the trash. No biggie. :doh!: |
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The same thing has happened to me. They don't even care that you're there. If you have something with you they just want that. "leave it and go away, I have shit to do here." |
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I hear she wears a mask, as well. |
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Go pet it.
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I put oil in my truck this morning. I opened the hood and there is a freaking squirrel inside the engine compartment.
I left my insulated coffee mug (the kind with a lid) in my office over the labor day weekend. Dumped it out on Tuesday and this giant cockroach splatters into the sink. Nature just needs to stay away. |
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Shenanigans!
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I did use 14 layers of paper towels to fish the cockroach out of the sink so people wouldn't have to look at that bastard all day. I'm a good citizen. |
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"It's the samsqwantch, Ricky!"
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Sounds like it's going to take forever for you to get over your DT's.
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Same for your denial, I guess...
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The mug is stainless steel and I spent about 3 minutes washing it. I'm pretty sure all the filth was gone.
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Is it Rosie O'Donnell in heat? Its rumored that her mating calls can be heard for miles around.
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I still say it's Bette Midler
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Female dwarfs.
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Could be a crack head... got hold to the wrong stuff.
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Old girlfriend? :eek:
I have a pair of night vision Binoculars for times like this. http://nightvisiongalaxy.com/img-lar...ager3-2-01.jpg |
RIP noonanbeermejohnnyfever.
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Your ex?
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That creature sort of looks like John Clayton. |
Go watch "Fourth Kind".
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could it be Prostitutes?
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Todd Haley?
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new jersey devil
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Racoons make wierd sounds. Like a woman screaming
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devil-dog ...
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It's Ozzy Osbourne.
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Watch your cornhole... Could be midgets...
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Fox or owl.
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Someone had gas?
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Just wanted you guys to know I'm still alive. There were bloody teeth and some bloody hair next to the house this morning and a pentagram drawn in the dirt.
OK there wasn't but it sounds better than an owl or racoon. |
I'm telling you dude, I think it one of these!
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