Caption this bizarre stock photo
 

There's too much Chiefs talk around here this week. :p So here's a bizarre stock photo that is just begging for a story.

http://i.imgur.com/z4f0O.jpg

Nebraska hires a new A.D.!

"In the future, this will easily fit into my vagina."

Yes, corn. Sometimes I wonder what exactly DaFace searches for, too.

Blind Star Trek fan finds love in the produce section

"The Future for the Arizona Cardinals is now and i love corn on the Kolb".

Geordi La Forge's half sister stars in The Wrath of Cob.

It feels like the same size as Inmem's peni......

Pioli's Mistress Blind To Needs Of Local Farmers.

FAX

In the Future, Corn Is the President of the United States.

"Shucks, I'm just ear to serve you!"

boom

LMAO

i withdraw myself from thy competition.

There's a kernel of truth to that, actually.

That's exactly what I was looking for. :D

Eye would make a joke, but it would probably be too corny.

you're too late. SK just won the internetz

Well, you did provide a silky segue.

You're not stalking me, are you?

Stalker.

Shit.

LMAO

LMAO

That's it. I'm storming off in a husk!

Can't say that I'm amaized.

I am amazied at your rapidity though.

SON OF A ****ING BITCH!

That really chaffs

"TeeDubya inspects the latest batch of Monsanto Produce"

Maybe. Only if I had a tinfoil hat on... and gloves.

After his sex change into a hot blonde, Cassel's Reckoning prepares to feast on Matt Cassel, who died following a 2012 concussion and was reincarnated as an ear of corn.

Your Crib or mine?

winner

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Rep to all!

"In the future, we deserve better. Fire Pioli - bench Matt Tassel."

I wonder how many people I could get to eat this out of my shit. /Paris Hilton

"Last night, this easily fit into my vagina."

A woman has her secretes. In the year 2000, it's Parkay!

Did the cream virtually rise to the top ?

"My last boyfriend gave me syphilis after his brother gave me gonorrhea. I swore off sex with people, only to find produce as a great alternative choice.

Imagine my suprise when this sweet, yummy looking cob gave me worms. Worms! In my VAGINA! I was so mad that I burned my eyes out with a white hot fire poker.

Moral of the story - stay in school. And have protected sex."

LMAO

Matt Cassel's sex change operation is a success?

Dildos in the future are surprisingly retro!

so this was in matt cassell brain the entire time.

"If I swirl my tongue just like so, I get creamed corn. Gotta wear the visors so I don't lose an eye."

In protest of the excessive smut.

Try again. There isn't much chaff with corn. Just cobs. Chaff is for small grains and to a lesser extent, legumes.

Random stock photography is always funny.

I don't understand what's supposed to be strange about this photo. Lots of people with active lifestyles develop corns on their hands and feet.

"I Can't see shit"

My new glasses are kind of corny.

You see corn, she feels corn, she sees BBC...

If the world were just, this would be our President and Vice President.

Geordi's wife with sex toy.

Corn. It's what's for dinner.

"I bet I can take this all the up my cornt."

Chiefs new marketing campaign: "Free corn at halftime! We have our ears covered and now you can too!"