Hawk....."You can put it on the board!.....Yes!"

Oh I see. I guess since I'm not actually buying from the Royals that makes sense.

chopper, two hopper

Ducks on the pond

I want to burn Hawks eyes out with a soldering iron now.

The Hawk-tionary

Ball four, base hit: Usually when the bases are empty and a walk will be as good as a base hit.

Can o'corn: An easy fly ball. The outfielder reaches up to make the catch as easy as if he were pulling a can of corn off the shelf.

Catbird seat: When the count favors the hitter, generally 2-0 or 3-1.

Chopper, two-hopper: Routine ground ball in the infield.

Cinch it up and hunker down: A pressure situtation and time for the hitter or pitcher to take stock of himself and make something happen.

Duck snort: A big swing, resulting in a weak hit, usually just over the infield, as is a duck "snorted" the ball out of his beak.

Ducks on the pond: Runners on base.

Gas: A fastball.

Hang wif'em: When a hitter is in a slump and hits a rocket line drive that is caught. Hang in there, the ball will fall one of these days.

He got a cookie: A hanging curve ball, an easy pitch to hit for a home run. The hitter usually "devours" it.

Picks To Click: DJ, the crew, and I select/pick a player who we think will have the best game. The numbers after our names indicate how many times each of us has been correct. The numbers change because we keep a separate tally for WGN/WCIU games and Comcast games.

Right size, wrong shape: A long foul ball, usually with home run distance.

Sit back, relax, and strap it down: Get ready for another exciting night of White Sox baseball!

You can cancel the postgame show: The first hit of the ball game. The potential no-hitter is over and there will be no need for a show after the game to showcase the pitcher.

Hawk

lewdog................... stop it.


:)

Sorry....I got carried away. I actually enjoy hearing the home broadcasters sometimes (not Hawk) and I surely won't pay more because I am a cheap bastard.

I just don't know how the girlfriend will feel about me wasting 3-4 hours a day to watch games.

Again the convo should start with "Listen here woman"

It sounds like you might be a little whipped. You have to show her that your value is greater than her's right now and put her in her place.

Just messin with ya.

I really liked the broadcast team for the.... Rangers I think (?) that I heard on a Royals game stream last year.

Interesting concept. Are you married or living with your partner?

I read this with the voice of Jack Nicholson (in my head). It came through perfectly.

My favorite twitter follow

http://twitter.com/#!/NotHawk

LMAO


NotHawk Hawk Harrelson
To those of you complaining about the MMA tweets: I present to you my balls. Feel free to suck them.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_yl..._a_to_z_010112

We're probably going to see this a lot. No one will stick their neck out and pick the Royals over the Tigers, but you'll see a lot of "not that I'm picking them to win the AL Central, don't get me wrong, its probably not going to happen but... a few injuries in Detroit... a couple pitchers emerge... eh, crazier things have happened". Just so they can be on the record as seeing it coming if the stars all align.