The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.
 

So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud. :fire:

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless!ROFL All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from. :spank: :D

Outfrigginstanding.........:thumb:...............ROFL

:LOL:

I like it.... :evil:

And the hunters become the hunted. Sweet!!

ROFL

"Incoming!"

It would've been even funnier had the kids seen you aim a shotgun at them out the window and fire.

:LOL:

Oh, God, that's awesome! ROFL

Hit 'em with a couple more about 4:00 in the morning. :evil:

I am getting up at 4:30 to take my ATV up in the mountains to break it in tomorrow. Trust me, if they keep me up tonight, I will get them up when I get up with a bird bomb directly on their house. :D

...and the messers become the messees...

heh heh heh :fire:

May want to borrow some shells from Bwana for my new neighbors

They are called "Shell Crackers" or "Bird Bombs" and you can get them several places on-line. They may have toned them down from these which are 1988 Vintage. When these go off, they make your fillings rattle.ROFL

http://www.margosupplies.com/cnd/pro...scare/9mm.html

Uh-Oh:shake: The little meth monkeys are at it again. Time for another shot over the bow. :bang:

meth monkeys....:LOL:

You tell them Bwana's coming. And hell's coming with him!

SCORE!! %(/ All I could hear was "Oh FU*K Man!! What the hell was that!!?"ROFL This could get entertaining. The great thing about this ammo is the fact that is no louder than a BB gun when it goes off.....stealth when it leaves the shotgun.:toast:

Do they look like a normal shotgun shell? What gauge?

ROFL

Next thing you know you'll be sniping them from a tree in full camo screaming "Superfly, do or die!"

:LOL:

Nice Tombstone reference! :D

this is some funny shit...........................ROFL

They do with the exception of no brass on the bottom and all plastic cases. They are 12 gauge rounds. No more bottle rockets from the dirt bags, but the music is gettin glouder and they are getting liquored up. Could be an interesting night. My wife saw my 12 gauge and shells out and stated "I won't even ask" ROFL

If worse comes to worse, I have a great vantage point from the top of my shop.:bang:

:LOL: Classic.

You need to get them on video when you shoot one of those bad boys over there. Get some cash from Funniest Home Videos.

Bird bombs are the shit....
 

..... I love 'em.

True story. Three years ago today (4th of July), I'm working in an ER in Topeka, Ks when a guy walks in and shows his hand. Well, it used to be his hand.
Seems the poor city sap had some bird bombs. Only they were more of the home made variety. He had somehow rigged them with fuses. City dumbass lit one whilst carrying the other in his opposite hand. Sure enough, a spark flies from the lit fuse and ignites the other bomb.

He had it wrapped in paper towels. Blew his right hand to bits. He was nicknamed 'lefty' from that day forward.


If you run out of bird bombs there is also the Drano bomb.

Loud as hell.

When I was a kid my neighbors thought I was a mad scientist.

I am not quite understanding the deterrent effect against bottle rockets at your house, if they do not know that you are the one firing the bird bombs.

Maybe you should just screw with people for the pleasure it brings you instead of acting as if there is some justification for it.

Sounds like a fool's paradise.

Re: Bird bombs are the shit....
 

You mix that with bits of aluminum foil in a 2-litre bottle...right?

.... Dunno, John Ashcroft may be listening.;)

Top notch solution Bwana.

You did the place proud, highly innovative!:LOL:

:rolleyes:

:LOL:

Oh lighten the fu*k up Dickweed. Did someone piss on your 4th of July hot dog bun or what? :rolleyes:

I was just having some fun with the little meth monkeys and the technique did work. I did have to lob one more round their way, but it ended the bottle rockets headed over my house. I think they did indeed figure out where the "big bangs" were coming from.

:thumb: ROFL ROFL ROFL

You're a real pussy.

I was wondering if you were going to response to that bullshit.... :shake:

More like a bleeding gash, if you ask me.

I just got back on and caught the clowns response. The guy seems like a 1st class thread killer.ROFL

Some of the crap people spout off here never ceases to amaze me. I wonder how in the hell he made the leap from you messing with trailer trash to enjoying fucking with random people for the hell of it.

:stupid:

I have no idea, I guess only the Psychic wonder boy :thailor: that posted it can share that logic with you. :shrug:

Sounds like the bird bombs really frightened your party, Jettio. Next time, don't shoot fireworks over his house. Jeesh!

Oh that explains it.

I was wondering why anyone would be proud of the fact that the score was evened in a battle in which only one dumbass realized that there was a battle.

You playing all by yourself and the best you could manage was a tie.

Go play with your toys, reerun.

Here is why dumbass.

BooBoo was claiming anonymous revenge. How the fuck can he claim to have evened the score, at the same time that he says the targets do no know what is going on?

He was just looking for a weakass excuse to do what he is inclined to do anyway.

If he lacked the sack to let the offenders know that he was doing something about this wrong. Then he is a chickenshit pussy.

And a fucking wierdo. That is obvious.

That's quite enough.

Got it?

That's what I do anyway....

Dumbass?

These punks shot bottlerockets into his yard. Its not like they raped his wife, or shot his dog, or burned his house down. Is this the sort of offense that would rate bludgeoning to death with a club in your book? Are you posting from a cave, or from prison, or from the 1880's, or merely dreamland? Do you really think it is prudent for a person who owns a home AND a highly visable, public business to start a war with a bunch of miscreant juvenile delinquents over bottlerockets? Do you really think these punks only shot bottlerockets into his yard alone, or were shooting them off everywhere, with no regard for where they landed or who they annoyed?

Bwana's reaction was appropriate, harmless, and FUNNY - a fact that seems to only be lost on you. Perhaps it has made these punks think about what they're doing and how it affects others.

In a perfect world, we'd be able to go out and beat the crap of those who deserve it. If you read his initial post, you see that he'd clearly like to. Unfortunately, in the REAL WORLD, this can result in a myriad of unpleasant consequences, such as being arrested, jailed, fined, or making yourself and your possessions a target for a bunch of idiots who have nothing to lose. Because of this, MATURE ADULTS have to temper their reactions to things - and if you go through life as stupidly as you've acted here, this is a concept that probably saves you from a lot of well-deserved beatings.

Seems like you're the poster child for dumbass, DUMBASS.

amazing what some people find to b!tch about. what a bundle of sticks.

ROFL ............Good Morning, Tim...................:D

:)

Trust me numbnuts, the little pricks knew exactly where the bird bombs were coming from when it was all said and done last night.

Paint the picture any way you see fit, whatever makes you feel warm and fuzzy. If being the champion of meth monkeys gives you that warm glow inside, knock yourself out strokestick. :thumb:

You'll read some of the funniest things on the Planet. Here is now my permanent mental image of Bwana :LOL: http://www.fast-rewind.com/burbs4.jpg

I see the Planet is in rare form this am................:D

Great smaque for the AM.

Good lord, it's only 8:30. Why the hell am I awake? :spock:

Did you save some bird bombs for the lawsuit lady?:toast:

Not only awake, but posting quality smack in the morning.........;)

ROFL

Yeah, but I think I'm going to finish my cigarette and go back to bed.

ZZZ

That's a shot before my first cup of coffee. ROFL

Yeah I'm heading that way soon.................my ass is dragging.........

I'm amazed to see that two of our resident party animals - Brad and Endelt - are logged on this early.

I figure Brad hasn't got to bed yet. And Endelt's not posting, so he must be passed out in front of the computer. :D

Lazy screws....

Sit down all day and come home tired.....:shake:











:D

Actually, I already got my 3 hours sleep for today so I'm good to go...

Well, I think I'm off to get another three. Back later.

My only disappointment with Bwana's escapades was that he failed to judge the proper trajectory and distance of these Bird Bombs so that they could have exploded at Ground Zero instead of overhead.

Saving beautiful creatures (i.e.Geese) from probable death is a noble thing in protecting your wheat fields.

Saving a bunch of stinking Meth Monkeys that are sure to been housed in one of our State prisons in the near future is a waste of some quality buck shot!

Point taken, but the law gets a little excited over minor details like that.:D

Au contraire my Planet poster. Your spincter will be getting paid overtime in about 15 minutes once your stomach recognizes how nasty that Taco Bell wrap was.

God bless Texas.

If people in Bwana's neighborhood are inconsiderate of their neighbors.

That does not give him the right to set off loud noisemakers to secretly get even, and disturb all of the other neighbors.

It is probably illegal. I bet he has stopped. You are right, if any of his neighbors found out that he was the one making the loud explosions, his repuation will be diminished.

No person of means would tolerate someone setting these noisemakers off in their neighborhood.

Frazod, if someone had disturbed your family by setting off these devices near your home, and you found out who did it and you asked them why he did it. If he offered Bwana's explanation, you likely would not accept that as a justifiable reason.

Really, that is what I am talking about. If you read my first post in the thread, it was not that confrontational and there was no name calling.

I did overreact to what you wrote, you did not deserve the name-calling and I apologize for that.

Some other posters did initiate the name calling, not you.

ROFL Keyboard tuff guy! if only Bwana was standing face to face with you!

I think I'm missing something here. I absolutely fail to see how one group can set off noisemakers and fireworks and aim it into someone else's property but if someone sets off some kind of "loud noisemaker" that is not aimed at anyone, they are in the wrong? I don't see how one can be allowed and not the other. If you were bashing them both, that would be a little more acceptable, but you're being kind of hypocritical here, you're allowing the kids to harass but not Bwana, and that's hypocritical. I would like to see what you propose Bwana doing to rectify this situation, it would be much more highly productive as opposed to attacking people and calling them "dumbass". You get upset at Bwana for retaliating when someone gets on him, but yet you do the same thing, albeit verbally....

I've never had a problem with jettio and I've always enjoyed laughs between the two of us. He's been a fun poster, IMO.

But, damned if he didn't go and catch the Denisian bug this past week. It seems he's been taking a contrary opinion more & more just for the sake of arguing. Maybe he'll tell us next week that his PMSing wife was posting using his account and he'd been hiding in the basement.

It's 4th of July weekend. I think neighbors are going to expect some "noise makers." Take down your French flag and light a Black Cat.

My bad, Phobia.

I forgot that Bwana is from Montana, "The Unabomber State"

I guess clandestine use of explosives is a way of life there.

I am sure the good people of Billings would love to know that Bwana is keeping his neighborhood safe from meth head directed bottle rockets, by using super-dooper top secret counter insurgency noisemakers.

I guess it is a catch-22. Bwana is being a hero. But he has to keep it a secret from the neighbors he is trying to help. Because they would think he is weird.

Bwana prefers clandestine ops. He would be getting even without me knowing about it.

Unless, of course someone pointed out to him that that is what he was doing.

The he would claim that I did know about it. and call other people names.

My first post in the thread pointed out the inconsistency of claiming a deterrent effect, at the same time that he claimed not being identified.

I never wrote anything in defense of the bottle rocket kids.

What happens here is that someone reads something they disagree with and then use putdowns and name calling without addressing the point of what they disagree with.

:LOL:

Personally, I think what Bwana did was priceless!! Wish I could have been there to see the punks faces!

If you want to set off illegal fireworks take them out of the city limits!! Speaking of, we were at a friends house last night and they do live out of the city limits.....wish you guys could have seen the display, the sky was glowing for about two hours! I have never enjoyed a 4th as much as I have this year!!!!!!!!!!

I don't disagree with that one bit, there are people here on this BBS that do that. But the point is you're sitting here ripping Bwana for retaliating for something he doesn't like, but meanwhile people are saying things you don't like, and you're retaliating and doing the same thing back to them just like Bwana is... technically you could be called a "loud noisemaker" for causing a ruckus in this neighborhood, albeit an online one....

Re: The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.
 

Looks to me like clandestiine ops are the last option you'd need to worry about.