Have you ever been trapped by bags of your own feces?
 

Hopefully this isn't a repost but I just cannot resist a poop thread.

Poop link

MAN TRAPPED 4 DAYS

By FRANK RYAN

December 10, 2006 -- Police and firefighters yesterday rescued a Long Island man who had been trapped in his bedroom for four days after piling up a 7-foot-high mountain made up of bags of his own feces, jars of urine and other debris.

An officer responded to Charles Ruoff's dilapidated home in Centerport around 3:30 a.m. after receiving an anonymous 911 call asking police to check up on the 64-year-old veteran who hadn't been seen in days.

As he explored the house, the cop heard Ruoff calling weakly from a second-floor bedroom where he had walled himself in with a mountain of his own filth. He said he had been trapped since Tuesday.

The Centerport Fire Department freed Ruoff using heavy rescue equipment.

Ruoff was taken to the Veterans Administration Hospital in Northport where he was treated for dehydration, hypothermia, bedsores and general weakness, Suffolk County Police Commissioner Richard Donner said.

On a good note, Mr. Ruoff has been voted "Customer of the Year" by the Centerport Wastewater Department.

King Turd of Sh*t Mountian?

I only got my feces pile 4 feet high before giving up. This guy has great sticktoitiveness

Very cool. Would you PM her the link? I don't want to beg for more than I already beg for. I'm her personal charity case as it is.

I think that guy used to post here.

http://xdd.xanga.com/5ad88b6163d3130.../b21406700.jpg

You have fecalphelia mmmmkay.

Yeah, I got issues. Everyday, in every way, I'm getting better.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Dreyfus115.JPG

I always wondered what happend to matrix after he got banned.

...and I thought all this time he was posting safely as Hammas.

That describes Trent Green's situation with the offensive line.

wait which guy was that had that pile of shit? i remember that thread someone bump it for me

I sure felt like I was trapped by bags of my own feces during and following the Chiefs foul smelling play today

John Matrix

It's in the HoC


http://67.18.68.69/BB/showthread.php?t=134294

god that thread was awesome. I have to admit though I thought the people of chiefs planet were going to be like. YEAH **** THOSE FAT BITCHES TEACH EM GOOD, but everyone went the other route and was like pick up after your dog. It was really interesting. I remember reading it and going man just pick up after your dog and walk over there like a man and tell them not to play music too loud

Good thing Taco Bell didnt get there first..they could grow their own vegies with that much shit....