Defense disappeared at halftime...

1/Bell > |Pressey|

Missouri seems to have resigned itself to the fact that they're not going to get calls on the road. Bullshit. Win a ****ing Oscar selling the public on how badly you're being ****ed. In the short run, you seem like a crybaby. But, you keep it up long enough, I really think that you'll see refs subconsciously want to prove you wrong, and calling fewer fouls. I know that sounds like a reach, but I think there's at least a morsel of truth to it.

i^2 > |Pressey|

Horrible ****ing defense. Horrible.

I would rather drink a quart of Liberace's blood than have Ross take another jump shot.

That was an ugly 3. Those won't go consistently. That made Tayshawn Prince's shot look like a rainbow.

ROFL

JFC, do you spend all day thinking of these?

No. That's an homage to a Comedy Central Roast joke from year's past. I think it included Magic Johnson though.

He's an old man, an icon, but you're right, he brings little substance to the broadcast.

Ah, that's why Google produced nothing. It was too good :D. You're good, but that was professional-level good. But the Liberace insertion worked just as well.

Why would you put Pressey back in?

Listening to Vitale is a challenge.

No one gives a **** about Kevin Ollie. Talk about the ****ing basketball game.

Christ, this is like being forced to eat a pube sandwich.

Fill in the blank: _________ plays 30 seconds of good defense, then commits a dumb foul.

Betcha can't guess whether it's Mizzou or Kentucky.