May your nose be removed from your face & your cock put in it's place. It will flop around all over your face leaving drops of pee in it's wake & your co-workers will bring in bacon sandwiches so they can may it twitch.

Well hell I kind of feel cheated.

Has frazod figured it out yet?

I voted yes. This shit is getting out of hand. My penis-sucking days are clearly numbered.

LMAO

Ban me, i dont give a sh*t

Well damn isn't like I burnt down Alex Gordon's house

It took him about 30 minROFL

I was afraid he might take it out on the fridge

Erm

:D


:facepalm:

see, THIS is a good april fool's joke.

BAN HIM!!!

Indeed its time.

yeah! Unregistered deserves to be banned!

W.T.F. People? that makes my heart sad!!!

The thread Noswad will start about this will be epic.

You had me at hello.

wtf?ROFL
ok...i'm going to try and read through this thread. i'm only here till noon, though.
hugs and kisses.
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Nice tweak to the program.

Clearly, warispeace is a detriment to society and must be banned for the good of the planet. He contributes nothing of value to the forum and brings nothing but death, destruction, and general mischief wherever he goes. Just look at the decline in the post quality since his arrival:

http://i.imgur.com/MBVVY.jpg

A clearer case cannot be made. No single poster in the history of this Planet has done as much damage as warispeace. For the sake of common goodness and decency, and for the preservation of humanity, there is one clear course of action.

warispeace must be banned. I only pray we are not too late.

Ban hammer

That'll be too late. Two more votes and your ass is banned FO EVA!!! :p

Bravo Flopnuts. Bravo.

















Asshole. :D

Also, the level of rape in Africa has skyrocketed since his arrival in 2010. I think the message is clear. Mods, you know what you must do.

http://i.imgur.com/OLeBp.jpg

LMAO

The funnier part is that "one who sucks the penis" isn't a bad thing as far as I'm concerned. If you're going to use insults, you need to find one that's not gender specific. :p

The madness! Nobody is immune!

Wow this is amazing.

bah...rotten f@ckers. got me.
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Should have been done after his first post!

Then just ban yourself and save the trouble.

This thread had me laughing before i even opened it. then it had me confused. now i'm back to laughing.


well played good sir.

shut it dicksucker.

Ha Ha ..... Nice one, but on a day where everybody suspects something to happen ?

I see some of the earlier posters bit into this pretty good, Way to go frazod, you get the award of the day!

I would ban him. I hate Douchbags

Damn... what the hell?

Yawn.

That's pretty damn funny. I wondered what "what the hell did I do".

My scientific analysis shows an alarming spike in the local douchebaggery levels since warispeace joined the Planet. Aside from a small dip when Googlegoogle was banned, douchbaggery levels have shot though the roof. Over 1200 Ortons from this year alone.

http://i.imgur.com/SiirW.jpg

There's a poll to ban me.......kick ass........I have my own poll :toast:

I was wondering what I did until I started reading. Nicely played.

:wayne: That's how you kick off April Fools! Nice!!

If I shut it, how am I supposed to.....

ROFL WTH??? ROFL LMAO

God...STFU. We all hate you.

Wow! Over 50% want me banned! Now I know how obama feels. I feel like i'm in medieval times next to a gillatean with people shouting. "Off with the douches Head!!" Lol

This thread makes everyone feel special, if just for a moment.

Nicely done!!

Hook, line, and sinker!

had to read the comments to figure out the global aspects.

Good way to start Friday.

ROFL ROFL

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!

This is ****ing hilarious.......nice job with this one ROFL

I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes...


Only in America and only on CP can one have this much fun...

Props Mr Flopnuts!

Holy crap that was awesome. I was like, "WTF did I do to Floppy?".

Haters gonna hate.
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I am done...

Call me an idiot homer blah blah blah say whatever you want but I am done posting here. I will lurk from time to time because this is place for information.

There is just to much crap on here that makes being a planet member unenjoyable. I feel lucky that I got to get to know and meet a lot of you folks and I hope everything goes well for you.

~Zach~

I thought he was either drunk or just trying to get a rise outta me.

Do it and quit talking about it...

Wake up, get to work, log into CP to check the morning news and BOOM. I am getting voted off the island...

:cuss:

The mods have finally pissed me off. I am leaving this shit hole and never coming back. I hope all you turds get flushed. I have met some good people here and some that suck the penis. Most of you can **** off.
sincerely
Dane McCloud:p

What going on in hear? Did someone say my name ?

Is this because I broke the news about Cassel being traded??? DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER!!!

Damn 59-13....

And I voted for myself...

Its all in good fun...

What, is this some sort of PRANK DAY?!?!? Where people PRANK people and say "HAPPY PRANK DAY" or some BULLSHIT?!?!


**** ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG IM SO STUPID ! I just figured out ,everyone sees their name in the thread title.
& hear I thought it was all about me.

That was awesome, I hadnt even had my coffee yet, I was like ...WTF? Ha!

hear ... here

Thanks!

Its here you knucklehead. Here. Not Hear. Do you hear? Its no wonder everyone hates you. I wish I could get my vote back to allow you to stay.

I love days like this.

"Sticky: Poll: Donger"

Never a good combination.

A slight pang of fear trembled through my bowels.

http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/q...iwaslikeIT.jpg

Ha Ha @ you goofy noobs!
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I can't wait until rambleonthruthefog sees this. His first reaction should be to blame me. LMAO

well done LMAO

The real April Fools joke is that I saw this and thought "YES! Another thread about me...thank you Flopnuts." Alas, I cannot revel in the negative attention this time. :(

Also, if you log out this is funny:

http://i55.tinypic.com/2ed5bug.jpg

ROFL, I was like WTF

just noticed "KCLJFellater" ROFL
funnier than this thread.
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Good stuff. I was like WTF did I do?

Awesome and funny as hell and I didnt even read any of the response yet :) ROFL LMAO

Shouldn't that be everyone's first reaction? :p

It's certainly easier to fall for if you've stepped on enough toes that you might warrant a real one. Being one of the first people to see it helped, too.

I get up to take a leak at 3:00 in the morning and login for a second while I'm half asleep. At first I figure it's a joke thread - as a new mod, maybe Flopnuts has seen the "complaints about frazod" vault and decided to have a little fun with me, so I play along. But in the back of my mind I'm wondering if it's for real. God me pretty good until I realized none of the other responses mentioned me.

Excellent April Fools prank. Bastard! nlm

Nice... I was about to ask if mods would give infractions to anyone who made a joke today without fully disclosing it was a joke.

DT