Broncos Dir. of Player Personnel - DUI; Hits State Trooper's Car
 

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Oh, and because **** you:
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1..2..3..knowmo here he comes

LMAO

Well, if you're going to do it, might as well do it right.

just.....LMAO

awesome.

C'mon, Knowmo. Spin it!

Dumb****ery. I bet he pulled the "Do you know who I am?" card. Donkey's must think they're invisible.

should've slathered on some Crisco all over his car.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometimes you plow into a cop car shit faced drunk.

How do we know he didn't?

LMAO

Hey even white guys **** up who knew?

"I only had a couple with dinner".


LMAO

"One or two beers" / standard response while watching COPS

He probably heard about Peyton's neck and decided to tie one on.
Oh, and take a tip from Gary Pinkle. When the cops ask you how many drinks you had with dinner, do NOT say "Two JUMBOS."

He looks more like the director of redneck renegades.

It's Elway's fault

Genocide is Elway's fault...

No one knows what that means anymore. We're getting old.

I wonder if he full on hit the car or just tapped:..or Taps it lol

But, its so awesome man.

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Rocky mountain high has a whole new meaning...

Told ya so/Incarcerated Bob

I haven't seen it in awhile but does he say. " It's beautiful man!"

Google says......
"It's beautiful man it's beautiful"



Your the winner. Got any pro player personnel experience. Your on a roll. Ya never know.

His license plate number will post on all Colorado State Trooper dashboards for years. Luckly he has access to some Crisco.

No, but I could manage their IT department.

The team will use this as motivation and steamroll through the season on their way to a title despite Peyton having retired do to his broke ass neck. Osweiler named MVP of the season (5000 yd 35 td 4 int) & SB (425yd & 6 td). Elway celebrates with a bale of alfalfa

PFF had his BAC at below legal limits/Hef

He claims via rep that no Chief would start for Denver ROFL

meh... shit happens... amirite?

But it's funnier when it happens to other teams... especially teams we hate... amirite?

Playoff hilarity
The joke of Horseface bumbling the Dum fiasco
Manning's neck
Now this

LMAO

No. I said that the Chiefs best player would be the 4th or 5th best player on Denver's roster.

JFC you're stupid...

Still ROFL

Just who are these three or four gods of football that are on Denver's roster you worthless, welching piece of shit, cock goblin?

bowlen is due for a run on bad luck.

Peyton, Von, Clady and DT.

You are ****ing nuts.
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LMAO

:LOL:

I'll concede Gayton and Von, but you are ****ing insane if you think Clady and DT are better than every player on KC's roster.

von.

Peyton if he shows his arm is ok in tc. But I'm not sure that's the case. It was gone in the playoffs
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Agreed. Charles, Bowe, Hali, DJ, and Flowers are better than those 2 clowns.

Yup. He may not play another down...and I heard Tremens might be moved to Tight End.

Hearing a Denver fan say "DT" talking about anyone other than Thomas makes me want to...

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I detest that gif. :)

I had the Chiefs contact me about a job with them. There offer was 50% less than other opportunists I was interviewing for. This was in the King Carl era though.

You could argue that they wouldn't be the best player at their position on KC's roster. Bowe would be a beast with Manning throwing him the ball and IMO he is better than DT. Manning also makes Clady look better and I would take Albert over him.

I would put Flowers in the same area as Thomas, not elite but in the above average tier.

Agreed, but FYP

Shit happens. Or, I should say, stupid shit happens when you do stupid shit. The cops used to escort Elway when he drove around CO drunk in his playing days. Those days are long gone. They need to hook Russell up with a babysitter.

They are. Charles is in the discussion but RB's aren't as important as they were 10 years ago. I could have even ranked Welker above Charles if I really wanted to.

But even you aren't that ****ing stupid.

Glad you are back. Comedy Gold ROFL

I guarantee that if Peyton was drunk (but not beligerent), Denver cops would escort him home.

Or to his mistress's home.

Well, you definitely didn't get smarter while you were away you welching dick bag.

You could make an argument for Welker though, especially if he was still playing in NE. His #'s wont be as good in Denver though because of the WR's and TE's we have.

Didn't a HB just win the NFL MVP?...

Not really. Welker dropped some big passes over the last season and a half. Hell his drop cost the Patriots one superbowl against the Giants.

Shhhhhh....be vewy, vewy qwiet. Knowmo's hunting stupid.

You could rank anyone anywhere and it still wouldn't make a ****.

You aren't anyone. **** you.

And you weren't talking importance you said better players.

Dumbass
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i love cops

FYP

Good point but that was Adrian Peterson. This is a passing league now, you can do just fine without a top 5 RB. Hell, Denver led the league in rushing w/o one two years ago.

LMAO
I love me some JASONSAUTO

It's still funny when it happens to your team.

LMAO