Raise your hand if you look like this
 

........ slowly backs out of thread

I have hair and a non-Jewish nose but other than that... it's close.

nope full head of wavy hair, for hot redheads to run their fingers through while telling me how big I am ( my fourth of july kicked ass, except for room service, **** room service), semi shaven face

No.

Well... I also have two eyes, a nose, a bunch of teeth and at least one ear so there are those similarities. But no, not really.

Similar to my mug shot.

No, I can't say I've ever glued pubes to my face. I take it you passed out and some friends gorilla masked you?

Is that a Camaro?

Sweet Pubes Brah!

****ing Skinheads

this.

Is salame blueballs?