Looking at their join dates, does trench refer to Fire Me Boy as a n00b?

When I was a little scrawny kid with no stamina, I learned how to do most things with each hand. Came in handy later when they invented bi-racquetball (not that other kinda bi).

Also helped last year when I had shoulder surgery.

I guess I'd be strongly right handed.

But I fap with my left hand. Gotta keep that mouse hand free and ready to look for more pr0n.

FMB is more ... extroverted than I am. cough!--attention whore! He's also younger than me, so he's a noob in all respects.

You mean you guys don't have to fap with both hands? /averageCPposter

Dollars to doughnuts I've seen you on his Facebook page. Do you post more often there?

Yep. If there's someone on there flipping him shit, it's probably me.

Nice. That's what big brothers are for.

You know, they say left handed people ate their twin in the womb.

Nom nom nom

ROFL

Rep for that. Wow.

Can do all things, including fap, with both hands. Learnt it at UMKC.

I am right handed and ambidextrous with my feet.

I write left handed and can write legibly with my right hand. I throw a ball left but bat right. I can hit from the other side just not as strongly.

I started playing golf right handed and then when I got serious I switched to left when I took lessons. I think I should have stayed right handed.

I am right eye dominant so when I shoot I shoot right handed.

Right handedness is not a choice. I was born this way.