What do you suggest for my last meal?
 

Friday I am having a colonoscopy and will be on a clear liquid diet all day Thursday, so tonight will be my last solid food for a while...

Health food nuts may not reply.

I bet some of you really had your hopes up for a second...

An entire lemon meringue pie.

A dick

Burgers, pizza, hot dogs and cake

Just eat normally. This doesn't really count as a last meal. You'll be back eating normal foods in a few days, right? Drama queen thread.

A dick?


Bwhhahah

My last meal would be Mexican chile verde or chile colorado nachos. I ****ing love that shit

Totinos pizza, and mac and cheese with ketchup.

If it were me, its gotta be steak and lobster... make it a porterhouse with baked potato and caesar salad on the side.

LMAO

Why do you see any drama in this?

Eat shit.

I bet there's no good Mexican places in KC though. Sucks for you.

Are you trying to kill the doctors or something?

Hey, I'm already going to be taking laxatives all day Thursday...

Well that escalated quickly ROFL

LMAO

That poor one who sucks the penis can't stand any thread that isn't entirely about him.

There are several.

This one is so choice.

http://portfondakc.com/

http://portfondakc.com/wp-content/up.../12/DINNER.pdf

Wow, a whole day. You're like Ghandi.

I live in Florida so it would be a pretty long commute...

Sense of humor...try one.

2 burgers from 5 guys if not then 2 Chipotle Quesarito.

Have you been to Burger 21?

I hear they are pretty good.

Go, then report your findings. :)

I think a great prank would be if someone skipped the cleansing drink and ate two cans of pickled beats the night before a scope. Well it might be funny I guess until the doctor figures it out and leaves a bed pan or something in your rectum.

That said I'd pick your favorite food. Mine is pizza. I'd get a good local pie and enjoy the shit out of it. (no pun intended)

Bag of dicks.

I was pondering making a post about this, but I sent someone feces in the mail the other day.

My HMO offers a pre-emptive test where you send in a "sample" and they use it to determine whether you should have a colonoscopy or not. Apparently if you're low-risk and this test shows no problems, then you don't need to do a colonoscopy. It seems like a nice alternative.

You guys, Antifreeze....

http://www.westracbelize.com/dynamic...ntifreeze3.jpg

Nachos.

Everyone should do this. Send your sample here:

Fecal Matters Inc.
1701 Bryant St, Denver, CO 80204

eat some pussy.

lobster roll!!!!

In Springfield, I would say Hinode. Great Japanese steakhouse. Plus 1 hour later my GI tract gets blown clean.

Seriously, eats whatever gets your system started on the Go-Lightly. Cause whatever you eat will quickly see daylight.

Save the best meal for a first meal after.

LMAO

Gates BBQ.

Of course I live in California and can't get to Gates BBQ, so of coure I would say Gates BBQ.

They're going to put me under for this procedure, and I'd hate to wake up with half my colon in a glass jar by the bed with a note on it saying "we got to it it just in time"...

Never heard of a quesarito. You just blew my mind.

The Circle of Life. LMAO

Pretty sure you can eat right after the procedure.

I'm at one of my favorite spots right now, Don Perico's.

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Chile Colorado nachos

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Bet you Kansas Citians don't get verde with your chips and salsa.

Nah but what you will wake to is a chorus of farts from everyone in recovery. This includes you. They pump so much air up your ass you literally blow farts for 2 days afterward.

Surely you aren't serious...
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It's a bag of dicks
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Port Fonda chips and salsa shit all over every other manifestation I have ever consumed. Chips ain't coming from no bag...

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All those onions are a turn off for me
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I'd be grilling a steak and making gnochi in olive oil and parmesan. There could be a salad or asparagus too, but who cares?

Is that cold verde salsa? What's with those mountain of onions lol

I love salsa verde
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You're a little asshole. I guarantee you would want to spread that salsa all over your cock.

The chips are a meal themselves. Holy shit.

Yeah I would tell those idiots leave the onions and green leaves out of both Those salsas
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It's cheese so...


**** yes
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does a bear shit in the woods

In fact I hate it when a place gives you salsa in a little bowl like that. Give me something i can pour in that bowl myself. I don't wanna ask for more when the bowl is empty
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Not necessarily
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Go to ****ing Pancho's then, where you can load up on cheap, shitty Mexican food and watery salsa made from bat assholes.

This is gourmet Mexican. The portions aren't giant.

Shut the **** up. I know more about Mexican food than you ever will clay.


Hell I've even eaten there twice, fool.
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I lived in Texas for 20 years jerkenstein. Don't lecture to me.

Port Fonda is legit.

:facepalm:

That's not even real Mexican food and you're trying to talk shit on KC's Mexican food (where there is plenty of good spots)

Don't give two shits whe you lived. I been to Texas too and hated the texican food they serve there.


It's not always the same as real Mexicans make.


I lived with real Mexicans, you know from Mexico...
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I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I've got to have Mae West sit on my face because I'm one horny mother****er.

Filet steak..pan seared, then broiled in the oven. Bacon wrapped of course. Country Bob's steak sauce for flavor.

Loaded twice baked potato

Brocoli/cheesey rice casserole

****ing cinnamon apple cobbler desert w/ ice cream

Mexicans are every where. It's easy to find good Mexican food in any decent size city.

Fail.

Not really.
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Sorry buddy
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Hey, whatever blows your wig back. IMO if you NEED to use sauce to enhance the flavor of a steak, you aren't preparing the steak properly.

I like it because i like the taste...if you don't like it well then **** YOU

Agreed, we only have steak sauce in the house because the wife uses several types in her meatloaf
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FYP ROFL

I love onions myself, just kinda funny they would stick a mountain dead center. I guess that place is trying for presentation lol

Yes, really.

Don't even try to compare your Mexican places to ours. You guys kill us in BBQ and we will destroy in Mexican food. Dude Mexico is about 5-6 hours away, think of all the illegals we have ROFL

Sorry dude but you are wrong, Hispanic or not.
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Kc has tons of illegals too
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