Finer'n frog's hair.
Finer'n a frog's hair split two ways. If the good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise. **** the Raiders. |
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humph (my grandfather used it ) caught my self using it
and it works monkey ****ing a football, my dad's |
Dad, when I didn't triangulate properly and found myself standing between him and the TV: "You make a better door than a window."
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put your left hand on your right ear
and your right hand on your left ear now pull your head outta your ass my dad |
"I'm going to stomp a mudhole in you."
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TIL "triangulate improperly" means "Got between Dad and the TV"
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This has been brought up before, but my dad always used the phrase "fall ass over tea kettle into ________"
Another one that I stole from him: "That's built sturdier than a brick shit house" |
mercy is one they'd say a lot, it's like saying 'meh' sort of. Especially my uncle, he'd use that one a lot.
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I spent a lot of years thinking that my dad invented all of these sayings.
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