#17 has a rag in his engine that has caught fire and smoke is coming into the cockpit - ut oh.

Wow somebody cursed kandy kahne

LMAO They call a caution for a hat on the track?

LMAO a debris caution for a hat on the track !!!

Guess someone had the hockey game on the radio.

Probably the "Cat in the Hat's" hat

Why is Hammond whispering? LMAO

Oh. God. The tire changer who dropped a lug nut and fell behind Harvick's car has torn his ACL ... LMAO

Tony needs another caution real quick -- He is about to get lapped by JimiJo We need a hat!

What a snoozefest!

Yes it is. I don't even want to see wreckin', just a little racing. Anyone who's leading just seems to roll away to himself.

OMG

JPM hit and obliterated a...water bottle.

Yeah, it's pretty bad when the highlights of a race are a hat caution and JPM obliterating a water bottle.

Well to be fair, there wasn't a jet drier anywhere in sight.

the boredom is big in Texas!

Not even a cone wiped out

and, as usual the leader is way way out in front

Pits stops coming up - entertainment!

I think he should have waited, maybe for a beer cooler or something.

wish someone would buy a hat and throw it on the track - in fact, make it a biff hat - i bet they spin well

The Royals game is tied going into the 9th. Think I'll watch that instead for a while.

15 cars on the lead lap, if anyone cares. McMurray last.

JimiJo and Chad up to their old tricks

I had to laugh. The announcers said Jr. was blaming the wind conditions for his performance in the race.

Comment From Bill France
You guys should check out the Royals game

From Twitter ‏ @Junior88 pits on Lap 285 for 4 tires, fuel and an exorcism for his race car.

Here comes Biffle! It's a battle for the lead - 29 to go!

Edit: Biffle takes the lead away from JimiJo

nobody after them --- LMAO

duh only beer I drink is Bud, I ain't never gonna drink nuttin else

GO DALE JR!!!!!

YEEE HAAAWW

Hey Molly, Ricky, Dale, Bobby, Jimmy, Jessie, Billy Bob, Daisy and Jancie YOU KIDS GET BACK INSIDE ITS TIME FOR SUPPER!

What a boring race..

Anyone want to see a wreck so that JimiJo leads again??

JimiJo isn't giving up the fight

The race needs a caution.

Watch Biff blow an engine LMAO

You forgot Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil.

Go Biff!

Where's Reuiti? He owes Hendricks a caution

**** Biffle. You talk about one of the most chicken shit drivers.

LMAO

Biffle needs to wreck himself. I would love nothing more than to see him blow his own car up.

200th win! LMAO

who's gonna run out of fuel?

One thing I also notice is no one is blocking Biffle as he is lapping them.

JimiJo hits the wall and doesn't lose a spot! LMAO

too funny!

Biffle is a stupid dick... and these clowns kissing his dick is pathetic.

2 to go

I don't ever remember a Texas race being this mind-numbingly boring.

not yet!!!

And Biff .... wins.

that is a good burnout!

Boring pathetic race... These cock suckers love the assclown Panama Jackass. I'm still not sure how Roush survived 2 plane wrecks...

Yeah he does have good burnouts when he wins. I was expecting it.
Been a dry spell for him.


Glad to see him finally win.

Next up another boring track, Kansas.

And Kansas next week should be equally boring.

Got a nice stretch of races after that though.

Can't wait to see the race tomorrow at the Rock. Yuck... Panama Jack is such a shithead. Next plane crash he is in there is no way he can survive it.

I know - another boring 1.5 mile track

Live Streaming: http://www.firstrowsports.eu/sport/motosport.html

Starting Lineup:
1 30 Nelson Piquet Jr. Qualcomm / AutoTrac Chevrolet 24.933 144.387
2 5 Paulie Harraka # Send Soldier to Rock / Wauters Mtrspts Ford 24.934 144.381
3 17 Timothy Peters Strutmasters.com Toyota 25.011 143.937
4 18 Jason Leffler Dollar General Toyota 25.047 143.730
5 4 Brad Sweet Rockwell Tools Chevrolet 25.106 143.392
6 29 Parker Kligerman Draw-Tite / MOPAR RAM 25.149 143.147
7 11 Todd Bodine Toyota Care Toyota 25.169 143.033
8 88 Matt Crafton Menards / Ideal Door Toyota 25.179 142.976
9 60 Grant Enfinger Turn One Racing Chevrolet 25.195 142.885
10 13 Johnny Sauter Hot Honeys / Curb Records Toyota 25.229 142.693
11 98 Dakoda Armstrong # EverFi.com Toyota 25.238 142.642
12 3 Ty Dillon # Bass Pro Shops / Tracker Boats Chevrolet 25.257 142.535
13 33 Cale Gale # Rheem Chevrolet 25.290 142.349
14 08 Ross Chastain # Florida Watermelon Association Toyota 25.299 142.298
15 24 Max Gresham # Made in USA Brand Chevrolet 25.306 142.259
16 31 James Buescher Koike.com Chevrolet 25.324 142.158
17 22 Joey Coulter Strutmasters.com / RCR Chevrolet 25.346 142.034
18 92 Chad McCumbee FleetHQ.com / BTS Tire / QMI Chevrolet 25.354 141.989
19 6 Justin Lofton CollegeComplete.com Chevrolet 25.394 141.766
20 09 John Wes Townley # RAB Racing Toyota 25.409 141.682
21 81 David Starr Zachry Toyota 25.521 141.060
22 9 Ron Hornaday Jr. Joe Denette Motorsports Chevrolet 25.594 140.658
23 32 Miguel Paludo Duroline Brakes Chevrolet 25.625 140.488
24 75 Caleb Holman # Food Country USA / Wise Snacks Chevrolet 25.631 140.455
25 7 John King # Consol Energy Toyota 25.644 140.384
26 02 Tyler Young Young’s Building Systems Chevrolet 25.648 140.362
27 27 Jeb Burton # State Water Heaters Chevrolet 25.677 140.203
28 23 Jason White GunBroker.com Ford 25.720 139.969
29 2 Timothy George Jr. Applebee’s Chevrolet 25.778 139.654
30 14 Brennan Newberry Ironclad Performance Wear Chevrolet 25.830 139.373
31 99 Bryan Silas # Rockingham Speedway Ford 25.965 138.648
32 39 Ryan Sieg RSS Racing Chevrolet 26.048 138.206
33 93 Chris Cockrum RSS Racing / Advanced Commo Chevrolet Owner Points
34 07 Johnny Chapman ASI Limited Toyota Owner Points
35 57 Norm Benning Norm Benning Racing Chevrolet Owner Points
36 70 Jeff Agnew Team 7 Motorsports Chevrolet 25.835 139.346

Anyone seen my right turn? PING!

I gotta get something to eat:

Love this place! http://shakeshack.com/

The best!

Takeout - BRB!

NASCAR should have St. Tebow do the race prayer - No?

I'm going to miss the start of the race - brb

I still don't have SPEED.

Hendrick get's his 200th win today.

Uhhh....there's dead animal on that plate.

I would love to have a gourmet breakfast.

I don't feel like eating lowfat yogurt and natural fruit and nut granola.

That is all I have in the fridge - And turkey, broccoli, baked potato - yesterday's leftovers. Too early for that!

It's raining outside -

Why is there a pic of Stewart?


Someone is lagging.

LMAO


OMG - What happened with Bowyer on pit road? Yikes!

Where is UCF Knight?

Kandy Kahne to second... LOL

We need more restarts...

I'm here... Kahne ran out of fuel and took himself out of the race if there is no more cautions.

JimiJo lost a lug nut. they got the lug nut back on in the pits -

Pre-Show: Kahne and Harvick have run out of gas on this track

The season is over for Kahne. He is just a terrible driver.

ROUSH.

Truex has an 8-second lead? I'll bet that's the first time.

Agreed, Carl Edwards

Close, but KENSETH

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7 days ago... Back to: http://www.ajc.com/sports/kahne-wins...s-1417789.html

I knew we were due for a debris caution... Mercy caution!

Hopefully they ship him back to trucks.

JimiJo is running down Truex

DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP ME!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=21

YOU ARE TEH DOOMED!!!!1!

Denny is fastest

Buggggggggggg, What Do I Have To Do?

I think I'll eat some Gummy Bears

Noooo...don't eat animals.

LOL

Get ready -- God knows that it took long enough - Racing is about to begin, now.