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Mr. Laz 07-13-2013 01:15 PM

Mark Sanchez ... party boy
 
probably a Q but i don't keep up with sanchez like some people


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SANCHEZ OWNS UP TO ‘EMBARRASSING’ PANTSLESS DANCE
Posted by Laces Out Crew on July 12th, 2013 at 4:41 pm


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Well, it’s about time.

Mark Sanchez, he of the infamous buttfumble, finally decided to address his almost equally infamous “Butt dance.” If you remember, the Jets quarterback was filmed dancing with a couple young lasses during a vacation in Napa, Calif. Let us refresh your memory:

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Yeah, that’s right. For whatever reason (actually, it’s not a mystery), he decided to ditch his pantalones while shucking and jiving. I guess it happens. But we never got a comment from the dancing diva himself.

Sanchez finally owned up to it while talking to the New York Daily News (via our friends at Larry Brown Sports).

“Obviously the video’s a little embarrassing,” Sanchez said. “It’s just a good reminder that you’re in the spotlight … and be ever watchful and careful of who you’re with, what you’re doing. Whether it’s harmless, whether you’re in the privacy or your own setting and you feel like everything’s fine and you’re safe, you just got to be careful. That’s just a good example of that.”

Let me make it simple for you: When the cameras are you, keep that pants on. Simple. Let’s move on.



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IowaChiefs83 07-13-2013 01:18 PM

What's he got to be embarrassed for in that situation? The man probably slept with both those chicks that night.

Setsuna 07-13-2013 01:23 PM

He's more mature than Geno Smith. /CP geniuses

Chiefs Pantalones 07-13-2013 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IowaChiefs83 (Post 9809014)
What's he got to be embarrassed for in that situation? The man probably slept with both those chicks that night.

They got intercepted by some other guys unfortunately for him. He couldn't finish the deal.

ChiefsCountry 07-13-2013 01:26 PM

Alcohol and pussy makes men do some strange things.

DaneMcCloud 07-13-2013 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clayton Bibsby (Post 9809021)
He's more mature than Geno Smith. /CP geniuses

:facepalm:

BlackHelicopters 07-13-2013 01:42 PM

Bring his butt and those two chicks in for a look?

TheGuardian 07-13-2013 01:51 PM

hahahahaha I remember when people on this board were calling him a franchise QB and gnashing at the teeth because we didn't take him. He'll eventually just be a "remember when..." story.

BlackHelicopters 07-13-2013 01:53 PM

Remember when Sanchez went to two straight AFC title games? No? No one else does either.

TheGuardian 07-13-2013 01:55 PM

I remember when Mark Sanchez rode his defense coattails like Alexis Texas rides cawk to two AFC title games.

BlackHelicopters 07-13-2013 01:57 PM

Hookers and blow? Why not? Video camera? Think twice.

HoneyBadger 07-13-2013 02:12 PM

Id dance with my pants off too if those girls were with me.

TribalElder 07-13-2013 02:42 PM

Rookies should attend his football camp

:loser:

BigCatDaddy 07-13-2013 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 9809080)
hahahahaha I remember when people on this board were calling him a franchise QB and gnashing at the teeth because we didn't take him. He'll eventually just be a "remember when..." story.

HAHA. Ironically enough I'm pretty sure Dane and Sweet Daddy Hate were both balls deep in The Sanchize.

kcxiv 07-13-2013 03:16 PM

****, id do that sober as can be if i had 2 hot chicks with me. Who gives a **** if he was having fun. I didnt see him hurting anyone.

TheGuardian 07-13-2013 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9809186)
HAHA. Ironically enough I'm pretty sure Dane and Sweet Daddy Hate were both balls deep in The Sanchize.

I know that Hamas was. Can't remember if Dane or SD was.

'Hamas' Jenkins 07-13-2013 03:25 PM

Sanchez looked to have the Troy Aikman gene in that he put up modest regular season stats early in his career and then elevated his play during the playoffs. For whatever reason, he regressed, and he seems more concerned with being a celebrity quarterback than being a good quarterback. Whether you want to chalk that up to him being untalented or improperly developed and immature is your own prerogative, and both have arguable support, but the fact of the matter now is that he's an embarrassment, and should focus on keeping his job before he ends up on VH1 with Dr. Drew.

chiefzilla1501 07-13-2013 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9809270)
Sanchez looked to have the Troy Aikman gene in that he put up modest regular season stats early in his career and then elevated his play during the playoffs. For whatever reason, he regressed, and he seems more concerned with being a celebrity quarterback than being a good quarterback. Whether you want to chalk that up to him being untalented or improperly developed and immature is your own prerogative, and both have arguable support, but the fact of the matter now is that he's an embarrassment, and should focus on keeping his job before he ends up on VH1 with Dr. Drew.

He needed a coach to call him out when he was being an idiot. Instead, he got a guy who sheepishly gave in to him and got a tattoo of him.

BlackHelicopters 07-13-2013 03:29 PM

To the watchtower( with Geno)

'Hamas' Jenkins 07-13-2013 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 9809279)
He needed a coach to call him out when he was being an idiot. Instead, he got a guy who sheepishly gave in to him and got a tattoo of him.

I agree. I don't know if he would have ever amounted to a franchise QB or not, but Ryan was a weird combination of the two worst things for a player like Sanchez: he was a candyass who made every excuse for him, and his game philosophy set him up to fail.

For all his bluster, Ryan is an idiot. If you have a rookie QB the worst thing you can do is run on first and second down. You want young QBs passing when the defense doesn't have its ears pinned back, and in the NFL, that means first down.

TheGuardian 07-13-2013 04:32 PM

I don't think Sanchez ever had any of the makings of being a great QB. He wasn't great at USC and his regular season play was abysmal. I don't think his post season play was very good either, as the reason he was generally having to perform "come from behind" type plays was because they were behind because of him.

Either way, he'll never be great, but he's got his millions so he'll never want to be.

chiefzilla1501 07-13-2013 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 9809383)
I don't think Sanchez ever had any of the makings of being a great QB. He wasn't great at USC and his regular season play was abysmal. I don't think his post season play was very good either, as the reason he was generally having to perform "come from behind" type plays was because they were behind because of him.

Either way, he'll never be great, but he's got his millions so he'll never want to be.

I liked him because he ran a pro style offense, throws a nice ball, has good enough arm strength, and most importantly is elusive "enough" but more importantly throws a great ball on the move.

I think he's failed because he hasn't put in the work, and has been coddled. I don't think he'll be a superstar, but I really think a disciplinarian coach can turn him into a halfway decent QB. I don't want that in KC, because we don't need another retread. But somewhere else? Yeah, why not. Just get him away from Rex Ryan.

'Hamas' Jenkins 07-13-2013 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 9809383)
I don't think Sanchez ever had any of the makings of being a great QB. He wasn't great at USC and his regular season play was abysmal. I don't think his post season play was very good either, as the reason he was generally having to perform "come from behind" type plays was because they were behind because of him.

Either way, he'll never be great, but he's got his millions so he'll never want to be.

He was absolutely tremendous against a really good Penn St. team in the Rose Bowl. It was hard not to see the potential in that performance.

Dylan 07-13-2013 04:55 PM

NY Post: Former Jets QB Ainge on Sanchez butt video: He's done 'dumb' stuff like this before

Quote:

“Mark is goofy. He played truth or dare. He was kind of awkward around girls, so he needed other people around him to help him out. I was good at that — there were other guys who were good with that. So we’d help him out and talk him through his awkwardness. It happened to him with the 17-year-old who said she wasn’t 17. Now the butt video and there’s been several other issues just like that, but he’s always had wingmen.”
Quote:

“He’s been a target in college and now he’s a target in the NFL,” Ainge said. “Now it’s become a thing to try and catch Mark doing something stupid. He’s never breaking the law. Look at Aaron Hernandez, Mark Sanchez is child’s play in the NFL, as far as off-the-field stuff. I’d know as good as anybody — what Mark does off the field is child’s play. He’s dumb about it. He’s stupid while being stupid. You have to be smart while being stupid, and he’s dumb while being dumb. Look at the butt video. He needs someone he trusts there when Mark wants to go streaking through his own condo.”
http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/jets/...0UmzcgEeWKSumN

:doh!:

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 07-13-2013 05:41 PM

ChiefsCountry fapping material.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 07-13-2013 05:45 PM

Live every second of those 15 minutes Mark. Good boy, every ****ing second.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-13-2013 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 9809383)
I don't think Sanchez ever had any of the makings of being a great QB. He wasn't great at USC and his regular season play was abysmal. I don't think his post season play was very good either, as the reason he was generally having to perform "come from behind" type plays was because they were behind because of him.

Either way, he'll never be great, but he's got his millions so he'll never want to be.

Obviously, going with Cassel/Smith/the next ****ing retread is the MUCH better choice!/Your Loyal reerunian.

Hahaha, does this fanbase ever learn or get smarter?

Magic 8-Ball says; "mother**** no".

BigCatDaddy 07-13-2013 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 9809261)
I know that Hamas was. Can't remember if Dane or SD was.

SD actually lost a bet to Doomy after Cassell out performed Sanchez. He was supposed to have a self imposed ban, but Doomy let him out of it.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-13-2013 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9809401)
He was absolutely tremendous against a really good Penn St. team in the Rose Bowl. It was hard not to see the potential in that performance.

In a small market(read:KC)with a coach not a butt-nuggett like Rex, who the **** knows what that boy could have done? But okay, WE GOT CASSEL!

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-13-2013 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9809546)
SD actually lost a bet to Doomy after Cassell out performed Sanchez. He was supposed to have a self imposed ban, but Doomy let him out of it.

That's right; I was let out of it. I didn't welch a goddamned thing. I was banned, then returned. It is what it is, and I hope it hurts butts.

TheGuardian 07-13-2013 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9809401)
He was absolutely tremendous against a really good Penn St. team in the Rose Bowl. It was hard not to see the potential in that performance.

Ryan Leaf had a great rose bowl performance too. Sanchez was not great in college.

And Sweet Daddy opens wide for the Sanchez facial blast of the week and can't move out of 2009.

ChiefsCountry 07-13-2013 07:09 PM

Sanchez put the same numbers up in college that Andrew Luck did.
Posted via Mobile Device

TheGuardian 07-13-2013 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9809681)
Sanchez put the same numbers up in college that Andrew Luck did.
Posted via Mobile Device

Errrr what?

You must be ****ing high. One years don't count for shit. You want to compare their careers in college?

ChiefsCountry 07-13-2013 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 9809688)
Errrr what?

You must be ****ing high. One years don't count for shit. You want to compare their careers in college?

Look it up douche. Pretty much the same across the board passing and wins wise
Posted via Mobile Device

TheGuardian 07-13-2013 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9809706)
Look it up douche. Pretty much the same across the board passing and wins wise
Posted via Mobile Device

Reading comprehension.

Careers.

CAREERS! Lots of guys have single seasons that look great on paper. The reason guys like Luck are taken #1 overall is because they produced for many years in college.

Stop trying to ****ing cherry pick.

Simply Red 07-13-2013 07:23 PM

Sanchez is a pretty good dude.

ThaVirus 07-13-2013 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IowaChiefs83 (Post 9809014)
What's he got to be embarrassed for in that situation? The man probably slept with both those chicks that night.

This right here.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-13-2013 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 9809670)
Ryan Leaf had a great rose bowl performance too. Sanchez was not great in college.

And Sweet Daddy opens wide for the Sanchez facial blast of the week and can't move out of 2009.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9809681)
Sanchez put the same numbers up in college that Andrew Luck did.
Posted via Mobile Device

Yep, the Tardian is still and idiot. Bet Tardian thinks things will be MUCH DIFFERENT with Reid/Smith.

KcMizzou 07-13-2013 09:04 PM

Sanchez thought he'd "made it" before he actually proved himself. Being an NFL QB is one thing... being a successful one, is another.

Cannibal 07-13-2013 10:35 PM

Sanchez has a shitty coach, no one denies that, but I don't think he has the talent, nor the quick decision making necessary to be a decent starting NFL QB.

Saccopoo 07-13-2013 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 9810392)
Sanchez has a shitty coach, no one denies that, but I don't think he has the talent, nor the quick decision making necessary to be a decent starting NFL QB.

What? His decision making is awesome. Eating a hot dog on the sidelines during the game was savvy. Hooking up with a high schooler was brilliant. Getting filmed dancing with his pants around his knees was genius. And running right into his offensive lineman's ass? Einstein!

And don't besmirch his talent! He's been at the bottom three in nearly every single measurable performance parameter for NFL QB's for the past three years. That's awesome stuff right there.

He's Matt Cassel on the field and Brittany Spears off it. Fabulous combination!

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.n.../sanchez21.gif

BigCatDaddy 07-13-2013 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 9810519)
What? His decision making is awesome. Eating a hot dog on the sidelines during the game was savvy. Hooking up with a high schooler was brilliant. Getting filmed dancing with his pants around his knees was genius. And running right into his offensive lineman's ass? Einstein!

And don't besmirch his talent! He's been at the bottom three in nearly every single measurable performance parameter for NFL QB's for the past three years. That's awesome stuff right there.

He's Matt Cassel on the field and Brittany Spears off it. Fabulous combination!

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.n.../sanchez21.gif

Obviously a huge fan of ATM.

Consistent1 07-14-2013 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 9810519)
What? His decision making is awesome. Eating a hot dog on the sidelines during the game was savvy. Hooking up with a high schooler was brilliant. Getting filmed dancing with his pants around his knees was genius. And running right into his offensive lineman's ass? Einstein!

And don't besmirch his talent! He's been at the bottom three in nearly every single measurable performance parameter for NFL QB's for the past three years. That's awesome stuff right there.

He's Matt Cassel on the field and Brittany Spears off it. Fabulous combination!

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.n.../sanchez21.gif


In many ways he just needs to be on some other team. Start over. All the partying and shit has went on in pro sports forever. That I could care less about. He honestly could most likely help some teams.

Consistent1 07-14-2013 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 9810698)
In many ways he just needs to be on some other team. Start over. All the partying and shit has went on in pro sports forever. That I could care less about. He honestly could most likely help some teams.

If you honestly watch that play, Sanchez needed just a second to decide what to do. I'm sure they didn't want him running up the middle anyway. He at least tried to get a couple yards. It wasn't really him that got pwned. He does suck in many ways but for your line to get plowed that badly kinda blows too. Shit happens.

Consistent1 07-14-2013 06:31 AM

Ugh, accidentally quoted myself. Need some sleep I guess.

BlackHelicopters 07-14-2013 06:33 AM

Sanchez has no choice now but to do porn.


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