Couldn't find the wide angle lens?

She actually was hot. Brutally hot. Nice rack and no jiggles. She may have had an eyesight problem because not only was her fiance as husky as myself, he was also half bald.

Tongue length is in direct correlation with the maintaining of a relationship more than looks from the male side.

Russ, I don't know why you felt compelled to respond to that. Obviously, Beth has eye problems as well.

since when do you care about eyesight dude? i'm thinking you should have at least been neighborly and asked to borrow her phone so you could call your wife and ask her if she would come get your sorry ass cuz you seem to have misplaced the truck while you were in mexico starin' at the local tiddies.

Truly Classic, Pink!!!

btw, boyz, I am in town - Brian you have the number, check your smokes

OWNED.

what a great thread...

You must have missed his outing back in January. That's why his "girlfriend" dumped him.

FWIW, the deck looks like it's gonna be great; sorry about the bumps along the way, Phil...and Brian.

Great thread. Looks like the deck is coming along great.

I wish Boston was closer to KC. I could use some good work done (want my basement finished and have a few other projects), and getting a good, reliable contractor is a helluva challenge.

you don't live near the mexican border do you? and how's the security at your place?

I'd sure give Phil a chance at it. Especially if you supply the beer. His wife only has half a brain so she wouldn't be a problem.

I'm surprised you didn't let him know.

Skip, quite the contrary. I think Pink has a lot more intelligence than we think. The only thing that questions her intelligence is her marr.................

Pink, I hear Phil saying admiringly great and wonderful things about you but something tells me you are all of that but you are also more up to date on how things happen than he wants to let us in on???? BTW ..Your post was classic! I got a great laugh out of it. Kinda neat how you are funny and serious at the same time!!!!!!!!

I didn't tell him, but I did tell some other kid (mid to late 20's) that he needed to stop hiding his MPB and roll with it. He told me he knew he was going bald and that he had embraced it. I asked why he was attempting (badly) to hide it then. He asked me to remove my hat so I did. Heh. He was none too happy. My bald friend (new acquaintance) bought him a shot of Petron. The bald bastard was too pussy to drink it. After it sat in front of him for 5 minutes, I downed it.

I guess that's the end of that story.