Melvin R. Weatherwax: Ass Kicker and Name Taker!
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Melvin R. Weatherwax: If it wasn't for the police, he'd a kicked Burrito Bill's Ass! How awesome is Melvin R. Weatherwax?
Melvin Weatherwax doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. There used to be a street named after Melvin Weatherwax, but it was changed because nobody crosses Melvin Weatherwax and lives. Melvin Weatherwax has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Melvin Weatherwax has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Melvin Weatherwax can cut through a hot knife with butter Melvin Weatherwax doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Death once had a near-Melvin Weatherwax experience Melvin Weatherwax is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Melvin Weatherwax can slam a revolving door. Melvin Weatherwax will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Melvin Weatherwax allows to live. Melvin Weatherwax doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Melvin Weatherwax doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Melvin Weatherwax does not sleep. He waits. Melvin Weatherwax made a Happy Meal cry. Melvin Weatherwax knows what he did, tomorrow. Melvin Weatherwax knows Victoria's Secret. Don't mess with Melvin R. Weatherwax! http://www.cyclones.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=1352045 |
That man is no Chuck Norris.
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haha, awesome :thumb:
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Melvin R. Weatherwax is a GOD at Iowa State!
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Bill had to laugh.
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Probably rustshak or his dad.
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