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03-22-2012 11:55 PM |
Cassel is poised to have a shitty year
Let's see, he has to go to Denver and play Peyton Manning. I'm sure he'll do awesome playing from behind against Von Miller and Elvis Dumervil. He'll probably shit his pants multiple times in the first quarter alone.
He also has to go to Pittsburgh. Wow, hope your asshole recovers in time for the next game, Matt.
New Orleans? Drew Brees is going to make Cassel throw 40 passes. At least. This will probably be Cassel's worst game of the year.
The little visit to Tampa Bay? I'm sure the Chiefs will be in this game until the very end. Our defense will keep us in it. This will be one of those infuriating games where the rest of the team plays well but Cassel is just bad enough to lose. Cassel will throw a game-ending pick or just go 4 and out or something.
Those are Cassel's away nightmares. Personally, I'm much more looking forward to the home games.
We have the Ravens coming to town, and I'm sure Cassel can repeat his shitty playoff performance. On paper, we should have a shot to beat the Bengals and Panthers, but Cassel can probably blow these games, too, and then we'll all laugh at how shitty he is compared to Cam Newton and Andy Dalton.
And then Peyton Manning comes to Arrowhead, and he pretty much owns the place already. Yep, that should be another fun game for Cassel. The boos will rain down hard on Manning at the start of the game, and then they'll hit Cassel in the third quarter.
Gonna be a shitty year for 'ol #7.
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