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ImAWalkingCorpse 11-17-2012 09:29 AM

Katt Williams has a coke induced meltdown in Oakland NSFW!
 
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He punched the promoter as well. He needs rehab.

Dayze 11-17-2012 09:42 AM

nice.
I just paid $$$ to see someone, they get high and can't continue, then have someone come out and tell me I have to 'understand' etc.

lol.

Donger 11-17-2012 09:54 AM

Racial slurs reported.

In58men 11-17-2012 09:59 AM

Lmao I just went to his show here in Bakersield about 3-4 weeks ago. It was the same shit. It was by far the worst show I've ever been to. He went all "gangster" on us and didnt tell any jokes. I can honestly say that I didn't laugh one time when he was on stage. It was ****ing awful.

Bowser 11-17-2012 10:02 AM

Is this guy supposed to be hilarious? I've caught some of his uncensored stuff on Comedy Central, and just never laughed.

Does he suck, or do I just have no soul?

lcarus 11-17-2012 10:03 AM

Guy needs a thesaurus or maybe check out urbandictionary. Get some variation for ****s sake.

pr_capone 11-17-2012 10:04 AM

That is too bad... I loved me some Kat Williams (3 years ago). Hope he gets some help. Real Talk.

Dayze 11-17-2012 10:07 AM

he sucks rocks. didn't laught a single time when I've seen his specials.

lcarus 11-17-2012 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9124787)
he sucks rocks. didn't laught a single time when I've seen his specials.

I've always felt that way. A lot of my friends like him and are quoting him all the time and I guess he's just not my cup of tea.

The Franchise 11-17-2012 10:14 AM

How are you going to talk shit when McCluster is bigger than you?

Urc Burry 11-17-2012 10:23 AM

Hate Katt... Wish Chappelle would come back, his stand up always had me rolling

The Franchise 11-17-2012 10:25 AM

And that's Oakland....they should consider themselves lucky that they got to leave alive.

In58men 11-17-2012 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urc Burry (Post 9124833)
Hate Katt... Wish Chappelle would come back, his stand up always had me rolling

I never liked Chappelle, Mike Epps is funnier than both Katt Williams and Chappelle.

BlackHelicopters 11-17-2012 11:00 AM

Never heard of his guy. I am glad.

ThaVirus 11-17-2012 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9124838)
I never liked Chappelle, Mike Epps is funnier than both Katt Williams and Chappelle.

Kill yourself.

SnakeXJones 11-17-2012 11:04 AM

Never cared for his act but lately I am sick of hearing about this ****ing midget

ThaVirus 11-17-2012 11:09 AM

While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.

Buck 11-17-2012 11:16 AM

He don't know the recipe he just sniffs it.

ImAWalkingCorpse 11-17-2012 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9124895)
While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.

Raw is the best of all time.

CoMoChief 11-17-2012 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9124895)
While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.

Delirious is ****ing hilarious.

Aunte Bunny and the Goonie goo goo mobile LMAO

Fish 11-17-2012 11:38 AM

His posse's justification in the apology or whatever that was.... well that was just reeruned..

Kidd Lex 11-17-2012 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9124895)
While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.

Is "Never Scared" the act where he talks about hiding money in books? That is some of the funniest stand up on Earth. I also enjoyed Eddie Izzards "Dressed to Kill", but Eddie Murphy Raw is no doubt some of the best comedy ever created.

EG:

Richard said, "The next time the mother****er call, tell him I said, "Suck *my* dick." I don't give a ****. Whatever the **** make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the **** up. Jello pudding-eating mother****er."

eazyb81 11-17-2012 11:48 AM

What the fck did I just watch?

Hog's Gone Fishin 11-17-2012 11:58 AM

Seems like a great guy and probably a great community leader.

BlackHelicopters 11-17-2012 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 9124964)
Seems like a great guy and probably a great community organizer.

FYP

Simply Red 11-17-2012 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9124885)
Never heard of his guy. I am glad.

Though i've heard the name, basically 'this'

ThaVirus 11-17-2012 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The God Hypothesis (Post 9124937)
Is "Never Scared" the act where he talks about hiding money in books? That is some of the funniest stand up on Earth. I also enjoyed Eddie Izzards "Dressed to Kill", but Eddie Murphy Raw is no doubt some of the best comedy ever created.

EG:

Richard said, "The next time the mother****er call, tell him I said, "Suck *my* dick." I don't give a ****. Whatever the **** make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the **** up. Jello pudding-eating mother****er."

LMAO Hell yeah, that shit had me rolling! Literally every topic he covered in that stand up was gold. "HALF!"

But I don't remember that being in it. Never Scared was filmed in DC, I believe. He was wearing a maroon-ish red suit with some slick shoes that looked like Gators. I was able to find this skit about rap music. Funny shit:

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soopamanluva 11-17-2012 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9124895)
While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.

Watch richard pryor-live from the sunset strip and see the grandfather of them all.

CoMoChief 11-17-2012 06:51 PM

Michael Richards said similar things and it ruined his career.

Wonder if it will do the same to Kat's.

Demonpenz 11-17-2012 06:52 PM

Not that it really matters, but sometimes you just got to get down real like with people. Being a comedian he probably had a billion people say he sucks. That's what the deal is.

hometeam 11-17-2012 06:53 PM

There are several of these KW tirades on the internet. Its his MO.

listopencil 11-17-2012 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 9126016)
Michael Richards said similar things and it ruined his career.

Wonder if it will do the same to Kat's.

Nah, a black guy can use the N word over and over, actually call someone it on stage, even call someone it while threatening them so you know it's not meant as a friendly black guy thing...and it just doesn't matter of course. I would point out how ignorant that is but then someone would accuse me of racism.

KcMizzou 11-17-2012 06:54 PM

Katt Williams is annoying as hell. He's the Stephen A. Smith of standup comics.

CoMoChief 11-17-2012 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9126035)
Katt Williams is annoying as hell. He's the Stephen A. Smith of standup comics.

man....there aren't too many people in the world who are as annoying as Stephen A Smith.

stonedstooge 11-17-2012 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopamanluva (Post 9125883)
Watch richard pryor-live from the sunset strip and see the grandfather of them all.

rep

KcMizzou 11-17-2012 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 9126043)
man....there aren't too many people in the world who are as annoying as Stephen A Smith.

Agreed. But he's one of them.

kcxiv 11-17-2012 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9124837)
And that's Oakland....they should consider themselves lucky that they got to leave alive.

meh, he was with Too Short, he was fine. But even at the end Too Short said there's not hiding it. That dude was coked out.

He needs help, dudes just been on a drug binge lately.

Sofa King 11-17-2012 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9124777)
Is this guy supposed to be hilarious? I've caught some of his uncensored stuff on Comedy Central, and just never laughed.

Does he suck, or do I just have no soul?

Yeah. He's terrible.

kcxiv 11-17-2012 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 9124933)
His posse's justification in the apology or whatever that was.... well that was just reeruned..

again, that was oakland rappers. It was the godfather of them all Too Short. he basically tried to calm them down, before someone went apeshit n tried to actually kill Katt.

oh btw, i dont like Katt Williams, im more of an Eddie Griffin kinda guy. Imo him and Chappelle are 2 of the last great ones.

Tribal Warfare 11-17-2012 07:14 PM

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longer version

Dr. Johnny Fever 11-17-2012 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9124885)
Never heard of his guy. I am glad.

Me either. I take it he's a comedian. I thought it was a woman from the thread title.

Dr. Johnny Fever 11-17-2012 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9126029)
Nah, a black guy can use the N word over and over, actually call someone it on stage, even call someone it while threatening them so you know it's not meant as a friendly black guy thing...and it just doesn't matter of course. I would point out how ignorant that is but then someone would accuse me of racism.

That's racist. Honky.

58-4ever 11-17-2012 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9124895)
While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw, Chapelle's Killing Them Softly, Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, and you guys arent going to like this, but Dane Cook's Rough Around the Edges are my fave stand ups.

EDIT: And Chris Rock's Never Scared as well. Can't believe I almost forgot that one.

Great list. I'd add Kevin Hart as well. He kills me.

KChiefer 11-17-2012 08:38 PM

The brightest star playa's burnout the fastest...

Fish 11-17-2012 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 9126092)
again, that was oakland rappers. It was the godfather of them all Too Short. he basically tried to calm them down, before someone went apeshit n tried to actually kill Katt.

oh btw, i dont like Katt Williams, im more of an Eddie Griffin kinda guy. Imo him and Chappelle are 2 of the last great ones.

Wow that was Too Short? Crazy. I still break out Short Dogs in the House once in a while when I'm home alone...

soopamanluva 11-17-2012 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 9126411)
Wow that was Too Short? Crazy. I still break out Short Dogs in the House once in a while when I'm home alone...

It was Short dog and richie rich. Rich was the first guy talking and Too Short was the second

ForeverChiefs58 11-17-2012 09:16 PM

So he was trying to fight Suge knight? He would eat him like a Kit Katt bar. lol

Captain Obvious 11-18-2012 12:20 AM

Jay Pharoah just did an amazing impression of him on Weekend Update.

T-post Tom 11-18-2012 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopamanluva (Post 9125883)
Watch richard pryor-live from the sunset strip and see the grandfather of them all.

Then there are the great-grandfathers: Red Foxx and Dick Gregory.

BossChief 11-18-2012 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9124806)
How are you going to talk shit when McCluster is bigger than you?

That's what a lot of people think about small people until the fight starts.

scho63 11-18-2012 08:49 AM

He's the black version of Dane Cook with curse words thrown in

rabblerouser 11-18-2012 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9126029)
Nah, a black guy can use the N word over and over, actually call someone it on stage, even call someone it while threatening them so you know it's not meant as a friendly black guy thing...and it just doesn't matter of course. I would point out how ignorant that is but then someone would accuse me of racism.

that's racist.

Bwahahaha, j/k, the truth isn't ever racist; in fact, racisim only exists as a social construct - it doesn't actually exist on any levels other than the ones people provide for it.

That being said...Katt Williams needed to go to rehab last week.

'poor l'il tink-tink...'

BigRedChief 11-18-2012 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9124895)
While we're on the subject of stand up, I happened to watch Eddie Murphy Raw a couple nights ago. Holy balls thats probably my favorite stand up ever.

George Carlin is the best of all time. :harumph:

BigRedChief 11-18-2012 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9127842)
that's racist.

Are you a mult? Don't lie.

rabblerouser 11-18-2012 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127848)
George Carlin is the best of all time. :harumph:


truth.

rabblerouser 11-18-2012 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127850)
Are you a mult? Don't lie.

No...

sarcasm doesn't transfer well digitally??

BigRedChief 11-18-2012 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9127853)
No...

sarcasm doesn't transfer well digitally??

It's a Chiefs Planet thing. Your a n00b. How do you already know Chiefs Planet cross thread and social humor?

Raiderhater58 11-18-2012 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9124838)
I never liked Chappelle, Mike Epps is funnier than both Katt Williams and Chappelle.

n**** please!

Easy 6 11-18-2012 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127855)
It's a Chiefs Planet thing. Your a n00b. How do you already know Chiefs Planet cross thread and social humor?

Exactly, i used to think it was hootie.

Its not him, but someone else well familiar with the place.

BigRedChief 11-18-2012 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9127853)
No...

sarcasm doesn't transfer well digitally??

The jig is up. You do realize that failure to disclose a mult can result in a banning of your "real" account, correct?

rabblerouser 11-18-2012 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127855)
It's a Chiefs Planet thing. Your a n00b. How do you already know Chiefs Planet cross thread and social humor?


it's not a 'Chiefs Planet' thing.

Sarcasm is universal.

Besides, I've been reading this forum for years, posting for a month, and it's not hard to get the hang of it.

Jesus Christ, are you ****ing kidding me??

I've been on message boards before. You all did not invent the internets.

Get the **** over yourself, dude.

For those that give a shit, here's the full KW meltdown :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgCIstI0BuU&sns=em

BigRedChief 11-18-2012 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9127875)
it's not a 'Chiefs Planet' thing.

Sarcasm is universal.

Besides, I've been reading this forum for years, posting for a month, and it's not hard to get the hang of it.

Jesus Christ, are you ****ing kidding me??

I've been on message boards before. You all did not invent the internets.

Get the **** over yourself, dude.

For those that give a shit, here's the full KW meltdown :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgCIstI0BuU&sns=em

So thats where you want to go huh?:hmmm:

rabblerouser 11-18-2012 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127869)
The jig is up. You do realize that failure to disclose a mult can result in a banning of your "real" account, correct?


report me to the mods, Susan.

rabblerouser 11-18-2012 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127877)
So thats where you want to go huh?:hmmm:


No. I've got other things to do.

Go ahead and report me to the mods...and I will just go on posting.

Amazing how that works, huh??

CoMoChief 11-18-2012 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9127834)
He's the black version of Dane Cook with curse words thrown in

Not really.......at all.

BigRedChief 11-18-2012 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9127879)
No. I've got other things to do.

Go ahead and report me to the mods...and I will just go on posting.

Amazing how that works, huh??

you are not paying attention, just being aggressive for no reason. If you really want to last here, you will change or have a meltdown and get banned. Your choice.

rabblerouser 11-18-2012 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127887)
you are not paying attention, just being aggressive for no reason. If you really want to last here, you will change or have a meltdown and get banned. Your choice.

then tell me : what is my great trangression??

'Using an inside Chiefs Planet cross-thread joke without enough posts??'

Seriously???

SAUTO 11-18-2012 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127887)
you are not paying attention, just being aggressive for no reason. If you really want to last here, you will change or have a meltdown and get banned. Your choice.

Shouldn't you be bitching about someone's vacation pics?
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BigRedChief 11-18-2012 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9127901)
then tell me : what is my great trangression??

'Using an inside Chiefs Planet cross-thread joke without enough posts??'

Seriously???

9 times out of 10, posters who are new and are this aggressive this fast, melt down quickly. Enjoy your short stay.

SAUTO 11-18-2012 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127925)
9 times out of 10, posters who are new and are this aggressive this fast, melt down quickly. Enjoy your short stay.

JFC dude. What is your problem?

Report him, like he already said, let the mods who handle that shit take care of it, and shut the **** up.
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rabblerouser 11-18-2012 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127925)
9 times out of 10, posters who are new and are this aggressive this fast, melt down quickly. Enjoy your short stay.

Ok.

That's racist.

rabblerouser 11-18-2012 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9127931)
JFC dude. What is your problem?

Report him, like he already said, let the mods who handle that shit take care of it, and shut the **** up.
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You and your crrrraaaaazzzzy logic...

BigRedChief 11-18-2012 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9127931)
JFC dude. What is your problem?

Report him, like he already said, let the mods who handle that shit take care of it, and shut the **** up.
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You need to get something else in your life other than following me around to flip shit at me. It's pathetic.

SAUTO 11-18-2012 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127959)
You need to get something else in your life other than following me around to flip shit at me. It's pathetic.

Yeah like I spend my whole life following your petty ass around.

When was the last time I even said anything to you? Been a while..

You just like to act as though you are someone around here and you should probably just shut your dumb ass up sometimes. It's annoying reading your high and mighty posts.
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mdchiefsfan 11-18-2012 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urc Burry (Post 9124833)
Hate Katt... Wish Chappelle would come back, his stand up always had me rolling

This

BigRedChief 11-18-2012 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9127967)
Yeah like I spend my whole life following your petty ass around.

When was the last time I even said anything to you? Been a while..

You just like to act as though you are someone around here and you should probably just shut your dumb ass up sometimes. It's annoying reading your high and mighty posts.
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There is a great option called "ignore" on this board. I would suggest that you use that function. You would then never have to see any of my posts.

until you use that option expect me to keep calling out your displacement of anger towards me. Seriously, it's desperate.

SAUTO 11-18-2012 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127982)
There is a great option called "ignore" on this board. I would suggest that you use that function. You would then never have to see any of my posts.

until you use that option expect me to keep calling out your displacement of anger towards me. Seriously, it's desperate.

there is no anger here. Once again you are thinking much too highly of yourself.
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SAUTO 11-18-2012 10:16 AM

Again big red douche when was the last time I even posted towards you?
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SAUTO 11-18-2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9128008)
He's obviously got NOTHING else to do today but troll around...

No one's taking his bait, and he calls me 'pathetic' and you 'desperate'??

Yep. He thinks he's someone special around here.
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Rausch 11-18-2012 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9127848)
George Carlin is the best of all time. :harumph:

I had the box set (8 DVD's I think) and then he opened his mouth on either Leno or Letterman and I lost all respect...


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