Its Time For a CP House Cleaning.
 

Guys, its a foregone conclusion that "the quarterback that shall remain nameless" will never see the field again as a Chief and will be gone after this season.

I have but one request.

Can we PLEASE do away with the quotes about him in sigs....the bobbleheads in avatars and any other way of having a constant reminder of that shitstick ever having put on a red and gold jersey?

Thanks in advance!

As soon as he is gone.

no

hes a perfect example of our horrible franchise. hes a great chiefs ambassador

No, we must warn future generations.

While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.

I'm assuming there's no back story to this that I don't know about, of course.

#7 is the new Lin

And when you combine #2 and #7, you get Larry Johnson. It's all starting to make sense now.

and 2 + 7=
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_as...ill-kenney.jpg

I'd like to see the Pioli and Haley images removed from the header rotation.

**** that. We must never forget. And if the new guy comes in talking like a slapdick (heavy on cliches) and demonstrates strong nepotism, we'll be the first organization in professional sports flying banners at the home opener.

I'd like two girls at once.

Ok so we have literally like 4 dozen references to chocolate PENISES every day and the part you have a problem with is the "chocolate" part?

yes, you can turn off sigs and avatars in your control panel

I suppose if there were a white QB worth a flying **** in this draft we could use "white chocolate" to describe him.

But there isn't, so we have to use straight-up chocolate.

Sorry, that's just the way the ball bounces.