I'm currently in the theater about to see the new Twilight with the wife
 

Special event before it comes out tonight. Man-card gone.

Turn in your man card

Yeah. It is gone. Forever. You could've kept it until you came on a ****ing football message board to brag about it bundle of sticks.

Is your wife's penis bigger than yours?

Is she carrying your testicles in her purse?

My wife is going with her friends. I volunteered to watch our three kids.


You're a bitch.

If you are getting laid/bj for this then your man card can be restored!

He's married. It's not like he's getting any for this. Not unless he also tucked his t-shirt into his jeans.

So, does she ever let you wear your dick out in public or does she keep it locked in the safe & only let's you wear it on special occasions? :evil:

JFC. Grow a pair.

It would have to be pretty massive. Like letting you do some crazy position she wouldn't let you do before.

Or her sister or something.

Man card obliterated.

Steak-and-blow-job week sounds like a fair trade for this. No, wait, make that steak-and-blow-job month.

ROFL

Probably a definite t-shirt tucker-inner!

This is complete bullshit. She always lets him bring his dick, but he's required to store it in his ass.