Royals @ Tigers. Sept 15th 2013
 

Here we go..I don't think I've started one of these this year?


Scherzer going for his 20th again today.....

Oops.....was AustinChief supposed to start this? If so, mods please delete.....

Oh...so you decided to test out your mojo on the most important game in a decade? :doh!:









































J/k :p :thumb:

Yes, but he's probably asleep drunk.

Time to make a statement today, boys. Let's win another series, shall we?

The **** is this???

In!

Oh hey, I've never started one of these before, let me pick the most important game in a decade.

j/k...we got this.

Need to find a stream of this.

Is it not on TBS today?

My guide shows it is.

That's what I thought.

Welp, this playoff chase was fun while it lasted. We killed off the mojo though. Alas.

Lets do this shit!

STFU

I thought the game started and something bad happened, so I checked. Not watching it because I have some studying to do. :p

Damn Bunifaco. PAY THE **** ATTENTION

Isn't this what hapened last night. I didn't see the game, but thought that's what I heard

Yup. Only he was safe last night and proceeded to get kicked out of the game, I guess for arguing

****ing gets two outs and then shits on himself. Come on Guthrie, settle the f down and get Martinez right here.

Thank God. 19 pitches of labor, but I don't give a F. We got out of the first without giving up a run. We'll be into the pen by the 6th inning.

Guthrie gets out of a 2 out 2 on jam. And my previous channel button on my remote may wear out by the end of the afternoon

Don't care how many pitches he has to use. Keep them shut out and hand it to the pen whenever

2-0 Tigers

Guthrie furiously vomiting and crapping all over the field. Get him the f out of there while we sill have a mother ****ing chance. GAWDAMNIT! AWFUL!

I'm serious, if we don't get Guthrie out of here, this game will be over by the 3rd inning, if it's not already. He's fooled NO ONE!

If Guthrie has 2 on with no out next inning, it may be time to see what Will Smith has in his tank.

Cain just misses a HR

Well, at least we took up 20 of Scherzer's pitches in the last two at bats. Way to work his pitch count, guys!

Will Smith tiem plox.

I have no ****ing idea how Guthrie got out of that inning without giving up a run. WOW!

I DON'T EITHER/Ned

Good field position again.

He's played with fire all season, if he can get us through five, let's trust our pen the rest of the way.

Whoops, wrong thread. Guthrie scrapes by, go score some ****ing runs

Alex Gordon just destroyed the baseball. 2-1 Tigers.

GGGGOOOOORRRRRR GGGGOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE

DOMINATING

Alex!

Starting to get some hits. DON'T GET PICKED OFF

Never seen a guy so slow to get back as Bonifacio

We have Scherzer at 68 pitches through four. A small victory, but an important one.

Nice inning by JGuts there.

Scherzer striking everybody out, but at least he's throwing a lot of pitches. Up to 78 pitches already through 4 2/3 innings.

J-Gutz keeping the Royals in this one. Just got out of a 2nd-and-3rd, nobody-out jam unscathed.

Guthrie bending, but not breaking. 2-1 going to the 6th

What deity did Guthrie just summon to get out of that?

Also, he has thrown just 66 pitches through 5, despite giving up eleven hits in that time.

Amazing that we're still very much in this game.

Gotta swing at anything close

shit

Scherzer at 102 pitches.

They better save his arm for the playoffs don't you think?

If anything, the Royals have done a wonderful job of working his pitch count. Getting Scherzer at 102 pitches through six could be huge for this game. Now keep us in it, JGuts!

They are more concerned with keeping the Royals out of the playoffs.

Great outing by Guthrie only giving up 2 thru 6. He labored a lot and had a lot of baserunners, but he did a great job of getting out of jams. :clap: Now go score some ****ing runs!

He is at a 2.00 WHIP for this game so far. Insane.

Gawd Belly.

MOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE doubles. Runners 2nd and 3rd with 1 out

MOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE



Runners at 2nd and 3rd, 1 out




come on

111 pitches... can't be much longer...

Anyone else fap to the thought of Perez wearing 2 slabs of ribs a shin guards, a brisket as a chest protector, and a bacon mask?

Christ NoCain

****, come on Dyson

Just hit a blooper over Cabrera's head

GAWDDAMMIT

****

Bah.

Huge miss there. ****. Really, really hurtful.

Ballgame - nice execution

Kinda feel like that might've been the ballgame

Stawp. We still have the top of the order without Scherzer next inning. We are still very much in this.

**** you Ned.

You too billy.

And Cain.

I'm gonna pete this shit cuz I'm angry.

Sherzer had thrown 300 pitches, and Cain blows it.

And Dyson? 1-13 vs scherzer, where's lough?

USE YOUR BULLPEN NED

Putting out a guy who's had a 2.00 WHIP for the seventh?

Fingers crossed.

We are fooking with fire leaving Guthrie in there.

Wow, Ned looking like a genious so far

O rly?

CP spelling douche

whew. Guthrie has a good inning

Good job Guthrie!

JGuts and Ned: Eat your hearts out, Sabermaticians!