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Hammock Parties 02-06-2013 01:54 PM

Jason Whitlock is about to announce something...
 
Chiefs related, maybe?

http://i.imgur.com/L7xJLH4.jpg

Mr. Laz 02-06-2013 01:54 PM

his pending death?

gblowfish 02-06-2013 01:59 PM

He's hungry?

In58men 02-06-2013 02:00 PM

Cassel is here to stay?

Bwana 02-06-2013 02:00 PM

He's found Jimmy Hoffa?

RealSNR 02-06-2013 02:02 PM

Doesn't he still write for foxsports.com?

keg in kc 02-06-2013 02:03 PM

Unless I misread that, it's some personal thing.

Easy 6 02-06-2013 02:05 PM

He's coming out of the closet, him and Frank Ocean are getting married in Maine.

gblowfish 02-06-2013 02:05 PM

He has an internet girlfriend?

Graystoke 02-06-2013 02:05 PM

He is Pregnant?

mr. tegu 02-06-2013 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 9382565)
Unless I misread that, it's some personal thing.

Yep. Nothing to see here.

Deberg_1990 02-06-2013 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9382569)
He's coming out of the closet, him and Jeff George are getting married in Maine.

FYP

ptlyon 02-06-2013 02:06 PM

He is Teos lover

siberian khatru 02-06-2013 02:07 PM

He's finally decided between Gates vs. Bryant's?

KC_Lee 02-06-2013 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9382570)
He has an internet girlfriend?

He thought he did until he found out that he had been Catfished by Carl Petterson.

DeezNutz 02-06-2013 02:11 PM

Found a cure for the dickie-do?

ptlyon 02-06-2013 02:11 PM

After years of searching, he finally found his penis

BossChief 02-06-2013 02:13 PM

Jeff George will be signed by KC today?

Strongside 02-06-2013 02:14 PM

He is BlackBob.

Hammock Parties 02-06-2013 02:14 PM

LOL LOL LOL

@WhitlockJason

Uh oh, Arrowhead Addict... I love Ball State. RT @dn_editor: Hey Jason, what's the blog about? We're interested.

DeezNutz 02-06-2013 02:15 PM

Whitlock searching out the kiddie forums. Go ahead and bring that weak shit in here, Jason Wright.

Hammock Parties 02-06-2013 02:18 PM

@WhitlockJason

I'm going with Ball State Daily News. #iloveballstate Sorry, Arrowhead Addict. I apologize and will send you The Wire and The Shield.

Chief_For_Life58 02-06-2013 02:20 PM

probably that hes finally taking a writing class to learn how to write interesting articles

BossChief 02-06-2013 02:20 PM

Ball state daily news?

That's quite the step down, no?

BossChief 02-06-2013 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9382632)
probably that hes finally taking a writing class to learn how to write interesting articles

:facepalm:

alpha_omega 02-06-2013 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9382625)
@WhitlockJason

I'm going with Ball State Daily News. #iloveballstate Sorry, Arrowhead Addict. I apologize and will send you The Wire and The Shield.

Maybe i am out of the loop, but does getting "The Wire" and "The Shield" get anyone excited?

Imon Yourside 02-06-2013 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 9382604)
Jeff George will be signed by KC today?

Or a Piece on how different this franchise would have looked had the Chiefs signed Jeff George. I bet he can't count high enough to amount the superbowls we would have won.

Grim 02-06-2013 02:25 PM

It will make my day if he announces that his mom decided to have a 144th trimester abortion.

tooge 02-06-2013 02:57 PM

He's fat

Canofbier 02-06-2013 03:00 PM

When he announces that he has cancer, I get the feeling that some of the people in this thread are going to feel like assholes. LMAO

gta0012 02-06-2013 03:02 PM

Or a bigger job offer. Maybe he is joining a show etc.

Hammock Parties 02-06-2013 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9382750)
When he announces that he has cancer, I get the feeling that some of the people in this thread are going to feel like assholes.

http://i.imgur.com/O6j0z8M.gif

blaise 02-06-2013 03:04 PM

He's going to compare the Wire to the Wire.

frankotank 02-06-2013 03:07 PM

he was born a poor white child?

Hammock Parties 02-06-2013 03:08 PM

It would be awesome if he was writing for the Star again.

Whitlock covering the Chiefs full time is glorious.

frankotank 02-06-2013 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9382750)
When he announces that he has cancer, I get the feeling that some of the people in this thread are going to feel like Jeff George. LMAO

FYP

alpha_omega 02-06-2013 03:10 PM

Waiting for the announcement......

bevischief 02-06-2013 03:13 PM

He likes food.

frankotank 02-06-2013 03:13 PM

it's on twitter now!
Whitlock has negotiated a contract for our new QB!!

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/writ...eff.george.jpg

houstonwhodat 02-06-2013 04:08 PM

He is gay.

gblowfish 02-06-2013 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9382955)
He is gay.

He just wants you to come over and watch Top Gun with him tonight.
And bring some peanut butter.

houstonwhodat 02-06-2013 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9382966)
He just wants you to come over and watch Top Gun with him tonight.
And bring some peanut butter.



ROFL :rolleyes:

GloryDayz 02-06-2013 04:17 PM

AM radio plays too many commercials..

bevischief 02-06-2013 04:22 PM

He has a midget lover.

Mother****erJones 02-06-2013 04:33 PM

Jason Whitlock ‏@WhitlockJason
Anyone interested in loaning me their blog today? I got something personal I want to post and don't have anywhere to put it. #notsarcasm
Expand


thats what its about something personal

007 02-06-2013 04:33 PM

ok

bevischief 02-06-2013 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9383039)
Jason Whitlock ‏@WhitlockJason
Anyone interested in loaning me their blog today? I got something personal I want to post and don't have anywhere to put it. #notsarcasm
Expand


thats what its about something personal

Post it on here...

Titty Meat 02-06-2013 05:16 PM

Jovan Belchers baby is his

Nightfyre 02-06-2013 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9383120)
Jovan Belchers baby is his

Why did I literally bust out laughing at this?

LMAO

I'm going to hell.

BlackHelicopters 02-06-2013 05:25 PM

And we care why?

Mr. Laz 02-06-2013 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9383137)
And we care why?

have you read this thread?

Ming the Merciless 02-06-2013 07:19 PM

He is going to keep writing garbage articles and pretend that he is employed by actual news media?

tooge 02-06-2013 07:26 PM

Blog stands for black log. He wants to borrow one. He's gay

Psyko Tek 02-06-2013 08:13 PM

doesn' the have his own blog, twitter, and facespace for this shit?

then again if he puts it there who will care?

bet it's on how he blacked out the superbowl , using an electronic stimulation device after the Beyonce nip slip

hometeam 02-06-2013 08:14 PM

Its gotta be some political bullshit.

Rain Man 02-06-2013 09:00 PM

I bet he's about to unzip the incredibly lifelike Whitlock suit and reveal that he's really Jeff George.

Chiefshrink 02-06-2013 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 9382571)
He is Pregnant?

And Jeff George is the 'baby daddy':D

GloryDayz 02-06-2013 09:25 PM

He ate the GEICO lizard...

jspchief 02-06-2013 09:46 PM

I wonder how many of the people taking shots at Whitlock were sucking his cock a few months ago when he was supporting SoC.

007 02-07-2013 02:33 AM

Sooooo......................................

Sofa King 02-07-2013 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 9384218)
Sooooo......................................

He fit 14 hot dogs in his body at 1 time. 4 of them were in his mouth.

007 02-07-2013 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9384222)
He fit 14 hot dogs in his body at 1 time. 4 of them were in his mouth.

TMI

manjy90 02-07-2013 03:10 AM

http://bsudaily.com/Content/Default/...ion/-3/9/34744

ROFL

"Tuesday, I found out it will never happen. My career goal of winning the Pulitzer Prize for commentary and etching my name alongside the greatest newspaper columnist in history is an impossibility. I’m ineligible because I work for FOXSports.com. "


That's it. That's ****ing it.

ROFL

007 02-07-2013 03:12 AM

a pulitzer? He actually thought he could achieve that? wow

Hammock Parties 02-07-2013 03:23 AM

lmao

just

lmao

TribalElder 02-07-2013 06:06 AM

LOL

Really?

DaKCMan AP 02-07-2013 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 9384225)
a pulitzer? He actually thought he could achieve that? wow

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwhit
Last year, it’s my belief, I had my best year as a columnist. It all came together. I perfected my column style. For years, I’ve tried to take sports headlines and transform them into lessons about American society at large. Royko’s columns helped shape my view of America. In 2012, I was like Mike.

I thought I had a one percent chance of winning the Pulitzer. Two sports writers have won the award before — Dave Anderson and Jim Murray. It’s been 23 years since a sports writer won it.


I'm sure he can comfort himself with the millions he makes and the girls @ spearmint.

blaise 02-07-2013 06:26 AM

Wow. He's delusional.

Red Beans 02-07-2013 06:26 AM

Cue the sound of a balloon releasing air. JFC...

alpha_omega 02-07-2013 06:56 AM

Wait, he didn't know the rules????

BigRock 02-07-2013 07:00 AM

He won't do it, but after all the shots Jason has taken at him this past year, JoPo could get back so much street cred if he knocked this one off the tee.

Dante84 02-07-2013 07:13 AM

And he said pioli was an egomaniac....

unlurking 02-07-2013 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 9384282)
And he said ***** was an egomaniac....

No shit.

Omaha 02-07-2013 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9382549)
He's hungry?

That's not news. Maybe he's finally full? That would be news.

blaise 02-07-2013 08:54 AM

If analogies to the Wire got you Pulitzer Prizes a bunch of message board posters would have them.

dtebbe 02-07-2013 09:33 AM

Poor buddy.. he's all butthurt because the rules say writing for a website doesn't count as real journalism. He should have stuck at a newspaper. If they keep going out of business the competition should get pretty weak and he might just have a chance.

DT

frankotank 02-07-2013 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by manjy90 (Post 9384224)
http://bsudaily.com/Content/Default/...ion/-3/9/34744

ROFL

"Tuesday, I found out it will never happen. My career goal of winning the Pulitzer Prize for commentary and etching my name alongside the greatest newspaper columnist in history is an impossibility. I’m ineligible because I work for FOXSports.com. "


That's it. That's ****ing it.

ROFL

"For me, the Pulitzer rejection was the equivalent of Ravens safety Ed Reed showing up in New Orleans for Super Bowl week and finding out on Media Day the league suspended him from playing. "


BAHAHAHAHA!
oh....
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MmK4LdYp5S...ght%2BMeow.png

frankotank 02-07-2013 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 9382612)
Whitlock searching out the kiddie forums. Go ahead and bring that weak shit in here, Jason Wright.

Yo D....saw this and thought of you.
nice lion in your av pic, but THIS one....come on!
it's the shizzle.
http://somecountryforoldmen.files.wo.../deez-nutz.jpg

warpaint* 02-07-2013 09:58 AM

Overall I am I Whitlock fan but I have never read anything Pulitzer worthy from him. LOL. At least his self image is intact.

Rausch 02-07-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 9383799)
I wonder how many of the people taking shots at Whitlock were sucking his cock a few months ago when he was supporting SoC.

I disagree with most of his takes but he'll always have a soft spot in my blackened heart after that...


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