2 Tornado sirens in OP
 

God hates me

Is olathe safe?

Nope, sirens there as well.

pete's gonna be pissed.

Damn right!! If they're going to blow the sirens they better damn well produce a tornado!!

Liar. Everyone knows that it's always sunny and 70 degrees in Olathe.

Well, we are that, its just that it is night now.

A tornado has been sighted or indicated by radar in your area. Seek shelter immediately!

I'd have no idea if I hadn't just scanned the planet. Hopefully my apartment's still there whenever I finish working. I'm probably safer here than there.

With our luck it will probably blow away our top three draft picks. what the hell are you doing on a computer,,,,,, get in the basement!!!!!!!!! Unless you're Gochiefs where the computer is in the basement.

Commatard on the loose hell. Get in the damn baqsement!!!!!

Well, you are a Chiefs fan.

And a Nebraska/Royals fan, maybe god will put me out of my misery?

You have enjoyed some championships with the Huskers at least. If it wasn't for the Av's I'd be in sad shape, of course after tonight I might not be happy when the Av's get eliminated tonight.

I feel bad about that. Really I do. Promise.

I don't enjoy hockey, so:
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