Stupid shit R8ers posts on Chiefsplanet-**Official Thread**
 

Really, we need a place to log his unbelievable posts. Sometimes you can tell he is trolling and sometimes I swear to God he is just that reeruned. I think the lead painted walls in his trailer have been peeling and flaking off into his food.

Post exact quote, date and link to thread.

I'll update the OP as we go with the classics through the year.


First Example:


July 28, 2013
Post #81 http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...=274855&page=2


July 27, 2013
Post #22 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...39#post9839239

Anything about UNC basketball or his disdain for KU basketball should be posted here too.

This is going to be a thread that falls to the 2nd page pretty quick

Second Example:

July 28, 2013

ROFL

Go UNC! Other than that...**** off F8ders

Any of his post 2002 butthurt Buccaneers posts. Stupid ****

Isn't there a Terrelle Pryor quote out there that's pretty ****ing stupid?

1 meaningful game in your whole franchises existence, Your team sucks so bad Bo Jackson said he would rather flip burgers than play for the Fucs

Chargers fan bashing any fan = LOL

Reported.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

That's a good one. Link and date?

Any of his "Matt Cassel is a good QB for you guys. You should consider yourselves lucky you got him" posts

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...39#post9839239


He came up with that gem yesterday

December 30, 2012:

ROFL

Exhibit one: r8ers wants to have sex with me really bad

See that screams trolling. He walks a fine line between "is he serious or trolling?" It will be tough to decipher everything he posts but I think with a collective thought, we can accomplish such a challenging task.

I really do

You just gave him a semi.

Spoken like a true lazy ass.

Well he IS a truck driver.

If McFadden could ever stay healthy at all, he might be in the ballpark with Charles talent wise, but much better? That is a classic.

DMC should have been a much better back than Charles. Unfortunately you have to play the games.

http://wtfcontent.com/img/132372540467.jpg


whenever we tussle I get a boner






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You dumbasses have 200 dollars + 10 hours invested in a piece of meat dogs can't tear apart...

Hell... Just go get a slab of Prime rib for 50 bucks:thumb:

dnr, but a more efficient use of your time would be to post things he says that aren't stupid.

That it? That all you sidewalk sissies got?

Sidewalk sissies? This could be number three, son. I can hear the deep southern drawl of some belle saying "Now aren't you just special"?

Thread fail.....should have made it a poll with an "all of the above" option

No, we are just waiting for you to continue your football takes through this season. I am sure some gems will pop up when preseason starts. I can't wait!

I'm ignorant here.

What is a "sidewalk sissy?"

We used to call people who wear Hardly Davidson tshirts that couldn't afford one "Sidewalk Sissies"

...

He got to you, didn't he? LMAO

"stupid shit R8ers posts" ?????

like shooting baby seals in a barrel :D

I've never been a big biker/Harley fan.

I'm just dumbfounded by the implications of the comment...

R8ers is an awful poster sometimes, no doubt.

The worst on this site is Prison Bitch. He's not as bad as that guy. Yet.

"Hey guys, just paid off my mortgage, and I'm better than you!"

I was talking to everyone.

R8ers is putting on a troll clinic. Just enough knowledge mixed with just the right amount of Knowmo.

It's beautifully horrific.

Shit that was 4 years ago...
Now I am debt free + mortgage free and have a SHITLOAD of cash in the bank so I am far far better than you son... Get it right

High Five.


It's a great feeling. When I started the process 7 years ago I thought I would never get to where I am now.

It's a mixture of both. There are times where he clearly is trolling and even admits to doing so. Other times, he really is being serious. I have no doubt he fully believes DMC is a better back than Charles.

Nobody is truly that stupid. DMC is such a ****ing bum.

easy as pie.... :thumb:

That's the beauty of it. Even he doesn't know if he is trolling or truly believes it....


Our teams have been shitty for so long a fan can convince himself of just about anything.

R8ers is my financial advisor.

He's my 11th step...

It wasn't for me until business took off.

I can't imagine going in debt again.

Stay away from his football advise and the rest will fall into place.

His financial posts are his best posts, I'll give him that. I myself try to live as debt free as possible and more people in this country should as well.

:thumb: R8ers

I am pretty ****ing awesome:D

He doesn't troll. He's just dumb as a rock.

He's a decent kid. Come a long way on this board from the days of embedding fart sounds into threads.mremember that one?

Dude that was classic... :D

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R8ers, you've become pretty popular here. They're devoting threads to you now?

He used to lay down some mad barbershop tags in college.

You're just making it easier.

He's that guy with the Cali lic plate "RA8DERS"

good so get a bra for your saggy tits :D

He thinks center is more important than QB.

Vinegar based BBQ.

Here are two:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=271699

http://archives.chronogram.com/image...jpg?1330698034
http://www.amazingribs.com/images/recipes/shoulder2.jpg

Mmm

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Never thought I'd say this.... but I'm kinda peeved at Raiderfans in general right now. Usta have a great time driving over the bridge to merge with the Horde on gameday. Raiderfans at the Coliseum are actually a lotta fun, win or lose.

But some of them have cars. And now they are driving across the bridge to the North Bay to commit crimes. Petaluma is just a kewl little town fulla bleeding-heart liberals & ex-hippies. Our tiny little town sometimes outpaces great big Oakland itself in charitable donations. A cozy little town of nice folks so innocent that many of us don't even lock our doors. Not any more.

Home burglaries have quadrupled in recent weeks & is rising fast. We're actually having armed robberies where somebody points a gun & gets money from banks & stores. When the cops were asked WTF? they said the suspects that have been arrested are driving over from the East Bay to commit the crimes. Lots of them. Professional shoplifting operations, credit card fraud, residential burglars, armed robbers - now they're commuting to work over here in the North Bay.

Raiderfans, I love 'em - been one for 43 years. I'd just prefer them to stay over there in Oakland. Oh sure - they're fun & cute & all that.... I just don't want them moving in next door & marrying my sister.

people like that don't get married

That's funny, I was in Petaluma just a few weeks ago. My wife has some relatives in the bay area. We stayed up at Bodega Bay in a beach house for a week.

How much you heist?

Dude... you shudda rung me up! Bodega Bay is my back yard. Kewl place, eh? See any whales? They swim so close to shore you could toss a golf ball into the blow hole. Not that I've ever tried that. Bill Walsh lived there & Joe Montana lives just over the hill in Sebastapol.

http://www.robertcampbellphotography...odega-Bay1.jpg

One thing I never knew...Bay area water is COLD! I mean ice water cold.

ROFL

Why do you think that no one ever escaped from Alcatraz? Because the prisoners couldn't swim?

LMAO

You obviously don't live in the Bay Area.

Obviously I don't, as the location right underneath my avatar says I live in Missouri, Dana.

At least he didn't post a Carson and the Interceptions sing the classics thread...

Everything he posts is dumber than a box of Cassel.

Reighters is definitely the Silver and Black equivalent of a Lil Chiefy

LMAO:clap: