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gblowfish 11-18-2012 06:01 PM

Ten Things About Today's Game
 
Ten Things About Today's Game

10. I decided that I would start out this week by saying something nice. One thing you can say about the Chiefs is, they ARE consistent. Today for the first time ever, I wore all black, and only had one Chiefs item on me, an Arrowhead pin on my hat. My opinion of the opening kick off crowd was, about 1/3rd of the stadium wore black, about 1/3rd did not, and about 1/3rd of the stadium was EMPTY. This is the first game this year where the stadium was visibly empty at kickoff instead of after the half. In one of the threads they mentioned a guy in a black "Fire Pioli" T-Shirt. He stood next to me and chatted for a few minutes before kickoff. When Pioli cleared the field, he yelled at him. He didn't get 'kicked out" of our section. He was standing where season ticket holders sit, and the people who owned those seats showed up about two minutes after the opening kick. So he had to move out. That happens all the time with people who come down front that don't have tickets. Nobody was nasty to him, and there was no incident with any of the green shirted security wanks. He delivered his message effectively. I heard stories about people having "Fire Pioli" signs taken from them by stadium security wanks, but didn't see that personally.

9. There were a lot of service people in the crowd today and they were well represented and treated respectfully by the Chiefs game management people. National Anthem was nice, had some Warthogs fly over, Mizzou Band doing military music at half, guy at half sang "God Bless America." It was all very nice for the service people. Besides that, the rest of the day was a giant snooze and more of the same that we've seen at home this season. The Chiefs have been total dog shit at home. The two best games they played this year, both OT games, one won, one lost, were both on the road. The whole bragging rights about "Loudest Stadium in the NFL" BS should be changed to "The Top Tourist Destination in the NFL." Visiting teams LOVE Arrowhead. We haven't won at home since the Green Bay game last year. Every team has come in here and all but one -Baltimore- totally beat our ass. Baltimore didn't really beat us that day, Matt Casshole beat us that day by fumbling a snap on the one yard line. Actually, this whole season has been shit since Hali got suspended for the home opener. That set the tone for "player accountability" under this coaching staff.

8. This team is a photocopy of the Chiefs back around 1984. They have no offensive diversity. The are dismal in the red zone. They settle for field goals. In the first quarter, no score, the second time KC gets the ball, they drive. On 3rd and 5, Casshole throws an out pass to McMidget for four yards. Typical, a four yard route when they need five yards. They don't even consider going for it. They kick the FG. They kick another FG on the last play of the half. They give up four TDs. You're not going to beat anybody scoring six points. This is why Nick Lowrey had big stats as a Chief in his career. Because for ten years, the Chiefs settled for three instead of six, and lost over and over and over again. If anything, Cincy looked like the team playing with nothing to lose. They went on fourth down, they threw long repeatedly. They faked a punt. They knew once they got a lead their defense would throttle KC. They coasted the whole fourth quarter. They could beat KC easy, and they knew it. Marvin Lewis eased up in the fourth quarter, that's for sure.

7. I haven't been able to watch the whole game yet. Players were dropping like flies, especially on offense. Bowe did nothing today, they took his helmet in the first half, I guess he's the next guy with a "mystery concussion." Then Albert went out with some kind of hip or thigh problem. Then Moeacki came out after a hard hit across the middle. I also noticed a bunch of guys on the sidelines wearing Chiefs jerseys this week I've never heard of. Mail it in time has officially arrived. These guys will be playing for the name across their backs instead of the logo on their helmet the rest of this season. It's pure garbage time from here on out.

6. Casshole or Quinn doesn't matter. They're the same guy. Casshole was 8-16 for 93 yards. Quinn was 9-14 for 95 yards. Neither guy led a touchdown drive. Charles has 87 yards, but KC gave up 101 to Ben-Jarvis-Green-Ellis-Shook-Hardy-Bacon-Thompson-Edelman. Cincy's best receiver Green has 91 yards and a TD. Bowe had zero catches for zero yards. In the second half Chiefs put Wylie in, but he alligator armed the only ball he could have caught. Moeaki has a decent day, but not nearly enough to make any difference. Brian Daboll looks like Charlie Brown with an Abe Lincoln beard. I never thought anybody could make me pine for Bill Muir, but this guy is a clueless piece of crap. He called six straight plays in the second quarter that did not gain a single yard. And they ran and passed in both of those series. That's hard to do. He may be the worst OC in Chiefs history.

5. There is still no ramifications for screwing up on this team. Hillis fumbled, few plays later he's back in the game. Cassel is totally ineffective in the first quarter. He fumbles, but Chiefs land on it. He's allowed to play out the first half before a change is made. Breaston dropped another pass today. He's left in until the game is out of control, then we have Wylie and Copper playing wide out in the fourth quarter. Draughn had three penalties against him on special teams, for the same offense all three times, but he was left on special teams and not benched. There's no punishment, it's just allowed to happen. It's embarrassing, and the detachment and apathy of the coaching staff under Romeo is just baffling. Nobody, players or coaches, literally give a flying flip.

4. There seemed to be no offensive game plan or coherent offensive strategy whatsoever. We run Charles off tackle, until the opposition figures that out. Then we throw four yard passes, until that gets stopped; or run Hillis until he fumbles. This is perhaps the worst offensive Chiefs team ever, even worse than those led by Tyler Thigpen or Tyler Palko. God, that's hard to believe, but its true. At the end of the game today, people were cheering for Colquitt and chanting his name. You know things are bad when your team's most popular player is the punter. He got plenty of work today, as Cincy forced seven punts.

3. The sideline demeanor pissed me off today as well. With about nine minutes left in the fourth quarter, Cincy scored their last TD. From that point forward, it looked like BOTH TEAMS were just trying to burn clock to get the game over. The players on the Chiefs sideline -Brown, Siler, Jones, Gafford, Hartman in street clothes, were yukking it up, and certainly didn't seem too worked up about losing. They seem to have just accepted their fate, and look for a major mail in over the last six games. This team, frankly, no longer tries or cares to try. The checks will cash. Vacations will be taken, and they'll wait to see who's the new boss.

2. Clark Hunt was down on the field before the game started. He went up and gave Romeo a pat, shook hands with a bunch of the players, then disappeared. He stayed down on the field much longer than Pioli did. He doesn't tip his hand. He wears dark sunglasses, and he hangs out with the other suits on the sideline. He's usually part of an entourage of suited business weasel types. So he didn't seem to act any different this week than usual. He didn't go out of his way to talk to any fans. He talked to a couple of military guys, but that was it. I'm not sure if he gets it, or cares to get it. He's introverted, and not prone to public shows of emotion.

1. Tyson Jackson got a "sack" today. Actually, Hali chased Dalton out of the pocket, who just happened to run into Jackson and fall down. At the end of the game today I caught a glove from Dontari Poe. Looks like this:
http://i50.tinypic.com/11h43ls.jpg
I noticed on the "official NFL glove" in the lower right hand corner it says "super bad." This must be standard Chiefs issue for 2012, and nothing could be closer to the truth. Next week the stadium will be 1/3rd empty seats, 1/3rd Donk fans, and 1/3rd pissed off Chiefs fans. I expect more of the same or worse, and we've never played well against Peyton Manning. The Chiefs are nothing, if not consistent.

Old Dog 11-18-2012 06:06 PM

Enjoyable read as always.

mikeyis4dcats. 11-18-2012 06:07 PM

Bowe definitely had a concussion/hurt noggin of some sort. They showed him on tv after the hit, buggin his eyes out trying to get them to focus.

the Talking Can 11-18-2012 06:09 PM

don't know if the guy who called 810 is the same one you talked to, but he reported on the radio that he was 'escorted out' of the section...doesn't really matter, just fyi

gblowfish 11-18-2012 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 9130890)
don't know if the guy who called 810 is the same one you talked to, but he reported on the radio that he was 'escorted out' of the section...doesn't really matter, just fyi

If that happened to him, I didn't see it.

Agent V 11-18-2012 06:14 PM

Clark is a difficult guy to read. That's why I've reserved judgment. Actually shook hands with him in the Hall of Honor today. He was showing some people in suits around, it appeared. Suppose it was nice of him to take a second to meet me, especially since I was in black.

Now let's see if he, y'know, does something about all this.

Deberg_1990 11-18-2012 06:14 PM

Chiefs keep it close next week....

Broncos 52

Chiefs 7
Posted via Mobile Device

OnTheWarpath15 11-18-2012 06:15 PM

Unrelated, but Football Night in America just did their "Coaches in Trouble" segment, and KC wasn't even mentioned.

notorious 11-18-2012 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 9130913)
Unrelated, but Football Night in America just did their "Coaches in Trouble" segment, and KC wasn't even mentioned.

I am not surprised. Crennel isn't in trouble since the decision has already been made.

Caseyguyrr 11-18-2012 06:19 PM

amazing as usual

Agent V 11-18-2012 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9130921)
I am not surprised. Crennel isn't in trouble since the decision has already been made.

I'm pretty sure Football Night in America has literally never acknowledged the existence of the Kansas City Chiefs.

the Talking Can 11-18-2012 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 9130913)
Unrelated, but Football Night in America just did their "Coaches in Trouble" segment, and KC wasn't even mentioned.

they did just show fans wearing paper bags in the game recap...they also showed a bit of crennel's post game garble-bargle and laughed uncomfortably afterwards...

Psyko Tek 11-18-2012 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9130907)
Chiefs keep it close next week....

Broncos 52

Chiefs 7
Posted via Mobile Device

is that the first half score?

no way KC scores a td before half

stonedstooge 11-18-2012 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by chief103182 (Post 9130903)
Clark is a difficult guy to read. That's why I've reserved judgment. Actually shook hands with him in the Hall of Honor today. He was showing some people in suits around, it appeared. Suppose it was nice of him to take a second to meet me, especially since I was in black.

Now let's see if he, y'know, does something about all this.

Did you check to see if you still have your wallet?

texaschiefsfan 11-18-2012 06:37 PM

"We knew it was going to be a grind. We can't worry about things around us. We just have to take care of us." -Marvin Lewis

Just once I'd like to hear a coach say, "Yeah, we'd knew it would be an easy win."

Agent V 11-18-2012 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by stonedstooge (Post 9130991)
Did you check to see if you still have your wallet?

*pats buttcheek*

. . . clever girl.

Death2CasselFans 11-18-2012 06:44 PM

OP spelled Cassel as Casshole

In case your looking for Cassel's name

displacedinMN 11-18-2012 06:53 PM

Great!

I noticed the injury comment.

Injuries come easy when you are a loser. I said the same thing in Herms last year. It is easier to be injured and not play then suck it up and work.
Winners suck it up and play. Losers quit.

thanks for the rep last week. Great article.

And if there is a moderator around-I have my font enlarger to read it.
I don't think there is enough room on the screen for all the LLLLL that could show up.:doh!:

scho63 11-18-2012 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9130864)
Ten Things About Today's Game

I can sense your "Ten Things" continues to become more and more difficult to write with each passing week. There is almost nothing positive to discuss and the negativity is overwhelming.

Today's game was so boring, so lifeless, so predictable, and so,so incredibly bad. The only reason I watched was to see the effect of the Blackout and hope we continue to solidify our #1 pick in the draft.

Thanks as always for turning s shitty performance into a good review. :thumb:

Bugeater 11-18-2012 06:58 PM

Great write up as always George, but I disagree on #6. They're not the same guy. Casshole spews chunky projectile vomit, and Quinn just sucks.

gblowfish 11-18-2012 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9131082)
I can sense your "Ten Things" continues to become more and more difficult to write with each passing week. There is almost nothing positive to discuss and the negativity is overwhelming.

A 1-9 start will do that to you.
"Well, besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

Hammock Parties 11-18-2012 07:21 PM

Ahahahahah.

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@bobfescoe

my fav part of the day was watching Mims leave the locker room b4 the media was allowed in, then coming back 2 min later w a plate of cheese

ChiefsCountry 11-18-2012 07:37 PM

I was watching the field pregame, when Hunt and the other people were on the sideline. Pioli comes up to Hunt and they talk, well Pioli looks like he is tattling more than anything. Clark has the what the **** are you talking about look, then Pioli goes to stairs down to the locker room where the guy George was talking about. You could tell he said something to Pioli because he looked up at him.

Hammock Parties 11-18-2012 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9131272)
Pioli comes up to Hunt and they talk, well Pioli looks like he is tattling more than anything. Clark has the what the **** are you talking about look

LMAO

"I don't care, Pioli. Go pick up candy wrappers or something. Earn the $7.5 million you've got coming."

Easy 6 11-18-2012 07:59 PM

Its gone far beyond SOC... its now so bad, so deep... that even the press have no choice but to keep talking about it.

Its one of the juiciest stories in the NFL.

The first ever Fan Gestapo.

gblowfish 11-18-2012 08:02 PM

Another thing I saw in today's game: Jones, the special teams guy we picked up this year, gets chippy in every single game. He likes to push people off the pile, and push and shove and talk shit after the play is over, whether he's in it or not. Today he was getting chippy with some Cincy guy in the fourth quarter, The Cincy guy followed Jones all the way to the KC sideline, pointing at the scoreboard.

Winners point at the scoreboard. Losers push and shove after the play is over.

stonedstooge 11-18-2012 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9131373)
Its gone far beyond SOC... its now so bad, so deep... that even the press have no choice but to keep talking about it.

Its the one of the juiciest stories in the NFL.

The first ever Fan Gestapo.

Clark's messing with dynamite. He better put out the fuse

Chief77 11-18-2012 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by stonedstooge (Post 9131391)
Clark's messing with dynamite. He better put out the fuse

Fans of other dog teams will look back at the 2012 KC Chiefs fans, and hopefully learn how to start their own fan gestapo's.

FAX 11-18-2012 08:29 PM

"Brian Daboll looks like Charlie Brown with an Abe Lincoln beard .. this guy is a clueless piece of crap. He called six straight plays in the second quarter that did not gain a single yard."

ROFL

Mr. gblowfish. That is poetry.

FAX

DeezNutz 11-18-2012 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9131389)
Winners point at the scoreboard. Losers push and shove after the play is over.

I always knew that you were Haley himself. Quit ****ing posting on CP and focus on calling plays, man; your game is only in the second quarter.

TimeForWasp 11-18-2012 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9130907)
Chiefs keep it close next week....

Broncos 52

Chiefs 7
Posted via Mobile Device

It may be close, but I don't think it will be THAT close.

Deberg_1990 11-18-2012 08:37 PM

So question George......

Is this is the worst Arrowhead atmosphere you have ever seen? I was just a kid back in the 80s, but i dont remember fan apathy and anger being quite as bad as this season.

gblowfish 11-18-2012 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9131529)
So question George......

Is this is the worst Arrowhead atmosphere you have ever seen? I was just a kid back in the 80s, but i dont remember fan apathy and anger being quite as bad as this season.

Well, you can't really compare the two eras exactly side by side.

I think in the 1980's, there were fewer Chiefs fans, and the general feeling was apathy. Also, usually the team would finish just good enough to draft mid-pack. They'd go 6-10, or 7-9, etc etc etc, so they would perpetuate their mediocrity. The problem is, it was like that for an entire decade.

Now with social media, and the 24 hour news cycle, and sports talk radio, the intensity of the spotlight is more intense. Also, the cost of the tickets are much higher now than then. So the commitment a season ticket holder must make, in terms of dollars, is much higher now than then. Back then, tickets were $16 a game for a great seat. Now, my seats are around $125 each. So the bite it takes out of your pocketbook stings a lot more.

gblowfish 11-19-2012 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 9131507)
I always knew that you were Haley himself. Quit ****ing posting on CP and focus on calling plays, man;

WTF???

scho63 11-19-2012 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9131182)
A 1-9 start will do that to you.
"Well, besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

The Blackout was great and easy to see on TV. I was explaining what was going on to the various fans from different teams around me at the bar and a few even heard about it. That's pretty impressive!

Your review is spot on. No accountability and a team that is just like the crap we had in the 80's, probably worse.

Being a Chiefs fan in Kansas City area at least you have each other for consoling one another after a loss. I however grew up on the Jersey Shore and was completely alone in my misery all the years growing up. :deevee:

1ChiefsDan 11-19-2012 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9133014)
The Blackout was great and easy to see on TV. I was explaining what was going on to the various fans from different teams around me at the bar and a few even heard about it. That's pretty impressive!

Your review is spot on. No accountability and a team that is just like the crap we had in the 80's, probably worse.

Being a Chiefs fan in Kansas City area at least you have each other for consoling one another after a loss. I however grew up on the Jersey Shore and was completely alone in my misery all the years growing up. :deevee:

I have been in donktown the past 9 years. A friend gave me a Chiefs Suck bumper sticker in donk colors. I have it on my garage fridge until the Chiefs prove him wrong. :(

scho63 11-19-2012 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by denverdanchiefsfan (Post 9133263)
I have been in donktown the past 9 years. A friend gave me a Chiefs Suck bumper sticker in donk colors. I have it on my garage fridge until the Chiefs prove him wrong. :(

I think the only thing worse than being you would be living in Oakland as a Chiefs fan! :banghead:

gblowfish 11-19-2012 01:25 PM

Another stat that was very telling from yesterday. KC was a combined 1 for 12 on third and fourth down. That is on Brian Daboll.

Titty Meat 11-19-2012 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9133627)
Another stat that was very telling from yesterday. KC was a combined 1 for 12 on third and fourth down. That is on Brian Daboll.

That's a Kansas City CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

teedubya 11-19-2012 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief77 (Post 9131451)
Fans of other dog teams will look back at the 2012 KC Chiefs fans, and hopefully learn how to start their own fan gestapo's.

There is definitely a blueprint to success on this... the first few steps/days are crucial.

Graystoke 11-19-2012 02:34 PM

Good write up again.
I am just suprised you don't write 1-10 = Chiefs Suck!


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