*****OFFICIAL 2014 CP Mock Draft*****
 

Rules:

FOR THE 4TH-7TH ROUNDS, YOU WILL ONLY HAVE 12 HOURS TO MAKE YOUR SELECTION!


First Round:

1. Houston Texans - Direckshun - Blake Bortles, QB, UCF
2. St. Louis Rams - Rams Fan - Jadeveon Clowney, DE, South Carolina
3. Jacksonville Jaguars - Pestilence - Teddy Bridgewater, QB, University of Louisville
4. Cleveland Browns - DaKCMan AP - Johnny Manziel, QB, Texas A&M
5. Oakland Raiders - dingleberry - Sammy Watkins, WR, Clemson
6. Atlanta Falcons - BossChief - Khalil Mack, DE/OLB, Buffalo
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - jspchief - Greg Robinson, OT, Auburn
8. Minnesota Vikings - SNR - Anthony Barr, OLB, UCLA
9. Buffalo Bills - Marco Polo - Jake Matthews, OT, Texas A&M
10. Detroit Lions - Sfeihc - Darqueze Dennard, CB, Michigan State
11. Tennessee Titans - Marco Polo - Justin Gilbert, CB, Oklahoma State
12. New York Giants - jspchief - Taylor Lewan, OT, Michigan
13. St. Louis Rams - Rams Fan - Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, S, Alabama
14. Chicago Bears - dingleberry - Aaron Donald, DT, Pittsburgh
15. Pittsburgh Steelers - Nightfyre - Eric Ebron, TE, UNC
16. Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Xavier Su'a-Filo, OG, UCLA
17. Baltimore Ravens - Chocolate Hog - Mike Evans, WR, Texas A&M
18. New York Jets - Sorter - Brandin Cooks, WR, Oregon State
19. Miami Dolphins - Maverick's Ace - Calvin Pryor, S, Louisville
20. Arizona Cardinals - O.city - CJ Mosley, ILB, Alabama
21. Green Bay Packers - SNR - Louis Nix III, NT, Notre Dame
22. Philadelphia Eagles - Maverick's Ace - Odell Beckham, WR, LSU
23. Kansas City Chiefs - Sfeihc - Marquise Lee, WR, USC
24. Cincinnati Bengals - chiefscafan - Kony Ealy, DE, Missouri
25. San Diego Chargers - Rams Fan - Timmy Jernigan, DT, Florida State
26. Cleveland Browns (from Colts) - DaKCMan AP - Ra'Shede Hageman, DT, Minnesota
27. New Orleans Saints - chiefscafan - Cyrus Kouandjio, OT, Alabama
28. Carolina Panthers - Pestilence - Zach Martin, OT, Notre Dame
29. New England Patriots - Sorter - Austin Seferian-Jenkins, TE, Washington
30. San Francisco 49ers - DaKCMan AP - Kelvin Benjamin, WR, Florida State
31. Denver Broncos - Direckshun - Jason Verrett, CB, TCU
32. Seattle Seahawks - Nightfyre - Dee Ford, DE, Auburn

Second Round

33. Houston - Direckshun - Jeremiah Attaochu, DE/OLB, Georgia Tech
34. Washington - Chocolate Hog - Jace Amaro, TE, Texas Tech
35. Cleveland - DaKCMan AP - Kyle Fuller, CB, Virginia Tech
36. Oakland - dingleberry - David Yankey, OG, Stanford
37. Atlanta - BossChief - Jimmie Ward, S, Northern Illinois
38. Tampa Bay - jspchief - Donte Moncrief, WR, Ole Miss
39. Jacksonville - Pestilence - Ryan Shazier, OLB, Ohio State
40. Minnesota - SNR - Derek Carr, QB, Fresno State
41. Buffalo - Marco Polo - Jordan Matthews, WR, Vanderbilt
42. Tennessee - Marco Polo - Carlos Hyde, RB, Ohio State
43. New York Giants - jspchief - CJ Fiedorowicz, TE, Iowa
44. St. Louis - Rams Fan - JuWaun James, OT, Tennessee
45. Detroit - Sfeihc - Kyle Van Noy, OLB, BYU
46. Pittsburgh - Nightfyre - Stephon Tuitt, DE, Notre Dame
47. Dallas - O.city - Dominique Easley, DL, Florida
48. Baltimore - Chocolate Hog - Bradley Roby, CB, Ohio State
49. New York Jets - Sorter - Allen Robinson, WR, Penn State
50. Miami - Mavericks Ace - Kareem Martin, DE, North Carolina
51. Chicago - dingleberry - Marcus Roberson, CB, Florida
52. Arizona - O.city - Zach Mettenberger, QB, LSU
53. Green Bay - SNR - Terrence Brooks, FS, Florida State
54. Philadelphia - Maverick's Ace - Stanley Jean-Baptiste, CB, Nebraska
55. Cincinnati - chiefscafan - A.J. McCarron, QB, Alabama
56. San Francisco (from KC) - DaKCMan AP - Weston Richburg, C, Colorado State
57. San Diego - Rams Fan - Keith McGill, CB, Utah
58. New Orleans - chiefscafan - Trent Murphy, OLB/DE, Stanford
59. Indianapolis - BossChief - Davante Adams, WR, Fresno State
60. Carolina - Pestilence - Martavis Bryant, WR, Clemson
61. San Francisco - DaKCMan AP - Bashaud Breeland, CB, Clemson
62. New England - Sorter -Will Sutton, DL, Arizona State
63. Denver - Direckshun - Gabe Jackson, OG, Mississippi St
64. Seattle - Nightfyre - Morgan Moses, OT, Virginia

Third Round

65. Houston - Direckshun - Antonio Richardson, OT, Tennessee
66. Washington - Chocolate Hog - Chris Borland, ILB, Wisconsin
67. Oakland - dingleberry - Pierre Desir, CB, Lindenwood
68. Atlanta - BossChief - Troy Niklas, TE, Notre Dame
69. Tampa Bay - jspchief - Demarcus Lawrence, DE, Boise State
70. Jacksonville - Pestilence - Scott Crichton, DE, Oregon State
71. Cleveland - DaKCMan AP - Paul Richardson, WR, Colorado
72. Minnesota - SNR - Bishop Sankey, RB, Washington
73. Buffalo - Marco Polo - Lamarcus Joyner, CB, Florida State
74. New York Giants - jspchief - Tre Mason, RB, Auburn
75. St. Louis - Rams Fan - Dontae Johnson, CB, N.C. State
76. Detroit - Sfeihc - Marcus Martin, C, USC
77. San Francisco (from TEN) - DaKCMan AP - Marcus Smith, DE/OLB, Louisville
78. Dallas - O.city - Deone Buchanon, S, Washington State
79. Baltimore - Chocolate Hog - Ed Reynolds, FS, Stanford
80. New York Jets - Sorter - Carl Bradford, LB, Arizona State
81. Miami - Maverick's Ace - Joel Bitonio, OT, Nevada
82. Chicago - dingleberry - Dion Bailey, S, USC
83. Cleveland (from PIT) - DaKCMan AP - Travis Swanson, C, Arkansas
84. Arizona - O.city - Jackson Jeffcoat, OLB/DE, Texas
85. Green Bay - SNR - Shayne Skov, ILB, Stanford
86. Philadelphia - Maverick's Ace - Terrance Mitchell, FS, Oregon
87. Kansas City - Sfeihc - Dakota Dozier, G, Furman
88. Cincinnati - chiefscafan - Trevor Reilly, OLB, Utah
89. San Diego - Rams Fan - Jared Abbrederis, WR, Wisconsin
90. Indianapolis - BossChief - Daniel McCullers, DT, Tennessee
91. New Orleans - chiefscafan - Yawin Smallwood, ILB, Connecticut
92. Carolina - Pestilence - Jaylen Watkins, CB, Florida
93. New England - Sorter - Dri Archer, WR, Kent State
94. San Francisco - DaKCMan AP - DaQuan Jones, DT, Penn State
95. Denver - Direckshun - Christian Jones, ILB, Florida State
96. Minnesota (from SEA) - SNR - Rashaad Reynolds, CB, Oregon State
97. Pittsburgh (Comp) - Nightfyre - Brent Urban, DE, Virginia
98. Green Bay (Comp) - SNR - Billy Turner, OG/OT, North Dakota State
99. Baltimore (Comp) - Chocolate Hog - Will Clarke, DE, West Virginia
100. San Francisco (Comp) - DaKCMan AP - Cyril Richardson, G, Baylor

Fourth Round

101. Houston - Direckshun - Colt Lyerla, TE, Oregon
102. Washington - Chocolate Hog - Brandon Thomas, G, Clemson
103. Atlanta - BossChief - Jeremy Hill, RB, LSU
104. New York Jets - Sorter - Lache Seastrunk, RB, Baylor
105. Jacksonville - Pestilence - Jimmy Garoppolo, QB, Eastern Illinois
106. Cleveland - DaKCMan AP - Jarvis Landry, WR, LSU
107. Oakland - dingleberry - Telvin Smith, OLB, Florida State
108. Minnesota - SNR - Trai Turner, OG, LSU
109. Buffalo -Marco Polo - Phillip Gaines, CB/S, Rice
110. St. Louis - Rams Fan - Adrian Hubbard, OLB, Alabama
111. Detroit - Sfeihc - Cody Latimer, WR, Indiana
112. Tennessee - Marco Polo - Jack Mewhort, OL, Ohio State
113. New York Giants - jspchief - Alden Darby, S/CB, Arizona State
114. Jacksonville - Pestilence - Mike Davis, WR, Texas
115. New York Jets - Sorter - Bruce Ellington, WR, South Carolina
116. Miami - Maverick's Ace - Aaron Murray, QB, Georgia
117. Chicago - dingleberry - Andre Williams, RB, Boston College
118. Pittsburgh - Nightfyre - Marqueston Huff, FS, Wyoming
119. Dallas - O.city - Kenny Ladler, S, Vanderbilt
120. Arizona - O.city - EJ Gaines, CB, Missouri
121. Green Bay - SNR - Josh Huff, WR, Oregon
122. Philadelphia - Maverick's Ace - De'Anthony Thomas, RB, Oregon
123. Cincinnati - chiefscafan - Walt Aikens, CB, Liberty
124. Kansas City - Sfeihc - Craig Loston, S, LSU
125. San Diego - Rams Fan - Jeoffrey Pagan, DE, Alabama
126. New Orleans - chiefscafan - Tyler Larsen, C, Utah State
127. Cleveland - DaKCMan AP - Cameron Fleming, OT, Stanford
128. Carolina - Pestilence - Jordan Tripp, OLB, Montana
129. San Francisco - DaKCMan AP - Louchiez Purifoy, CB, Florida
130. New England - Sorter - Justin Ellis, DL, Louisiana Tech University
131. Denver - Direckshun - Chris Smith, Arkansas
132. Seattle - Nightfyre - Ed Stinson, DE, Alabama
133. Detroit (Comp) -Sfeihc - Tom Savage, QB, Pittsburgh
134. Baltimore (Comp) - Chocolate Hog - Ka'Deem Carey, RB, Arizona
135. Houston (Comp) - Direckshun - Antone Exum, CB/S, Virginia Tech
136. Detroit (Comp) - Sfeihc - Brock Vereen, S, Minnesota
137. New York Jets (Comp) - Sorter - Aaron Colvin, CB, Oklahoma
138. Baltimore (Comp) - Chocolate Hog - Aaron Lynch, DE/OLB, USF
139. Atlanta (Comp) - BossChief - Brandon Coleman, WR, Rutgers
140. New England (Comp) - Sorter - Robert Herron, WR, Wyoming

Fifth Round

141. Houston - Direckshun - Zach Kerr, DT, Delaware
142. Washington - Chocolate Hog - Henry Josey, RB, Missouri
143. Tampa Bay - jspchief -Christian Kirksey, LB, Iowa
144. Jacksonville - Pestilence - Charles Sims, RB, West Virginia
145. Cleveland - DaKCMan AP - Lamin Barrow, ILB, LSU
146. Seattle (from OAK) - Nightfyre - Jeff Janis, WR, Saginaw Valley State
147. Atlanta - BossChief - Ego Ferguson, DT, LSU
148. Minnesota - SNR - Kelcy Quarles, DT, South Carolina
149. Buffalo - Marco Polo - Arthur Lynch, TE, Georgia
150. Jacksonville (from DET) - Pestilence - Caraun Reid, DT, Princeton
151. Tennessee - Marco Polo - Jordan Zumwalt, OLB, UCLA
152. N.Y. Giants - jspchief - Jerod McKinnon, RB, Georgia Southern
153. St. Louis - Rams Fan - Tahj Boyd, QB, Clemson
154. N.Y. Jets - Sorter - Jake Murphy, TE, Utah
155. Miami - Maverick's Ace - Jon Halapio, OG, Florida
156. Chicago - dingleberry - Jonathan Dowling, S, Western Kentucky
157. Pittsburgh - Nightfyre - Seantrel Henderson, OT, Miami
158. Dallas - O.city - Christian Bryant, FS, OSU
159. Jacksonville from (BAL) - Pestilence - Victor Hampton, CB, South Carolina
160. Arizona - O.city - Shaq Evans, WR, UCLA
161. Green Bay - SNR - George Uko, DE/DT, USC
162. Philadelphia - Maverick's Ace - James Hurst, OT, UNC
163. Kansas City - Sfeihc - Ronald Powell, OLB, Florida
164. Cincinnati - chiefscafan - Bryan Stork, C, Florida State
165. San Diego - Rams Fan - Bene Benwikere, CB, San Jose State
166. Indianapolis - BossChief - Anthony Johnson, DT, LSU
167. New Orleans - chiefscafan - Kevin Norwood WR Alabama
168. Carolina - Pestilence - Chris Watt, OG, Notre Dame
169. New Orleans (from NE/PHI) - chiefscafan - Chris Davis, CB, Auburn
170. San Francisco - DaKCMan AP - Joe Don Duncan, TE, Dixie State
171. Denver - Direckshun - Devonte Freeman, RB, Florida State
172. Seattle - Nightfyre - Anthony Steen, OG, Alabama
173. Pittsburgh (Comp) - Nightfyre - Terrance West, RB, Towson
174. N.Y. Giants (Comp) - jspchief - Khyri Thornton, DT, Southern Miss
175. Baltimore (Comp) - Chocolate Hog - Gabe Ikard, C, Oklahoma
176. Green Bay (Comp) - SNR - Shaquil Barrett, DE/OLB, Colorado State

Sixth Round

177. Houston - Direckshun - Matt Hazel, WR, Coastal Carolina
178. Washington - Chocolate Hog - Nevin Lawson, CB, Utah State
179. Jacksonville - Pestilence - Ahmad Dixon, S, Baylor
180. Cleveland - DaKCMan AP - Dezmen Southward, S, Wisconsin
181. Houston (from OAK) - Direckshun - Michael Sam, OLB/DE, Missouri
182. Atlanta - BossChief - Charles Leno Jr., OT, Boise State
183. Chicago (from TB) - dingleberry - Max Bullogh, LB, Michigan State
184. Minnesota - SNR - Devin Street, WR, Pittsburgh
185. Tampa Bay (from BUF) - jspchief - Travis Carrie, CB, Ohio
186. Tennessee - Marco Polo - James Gayle, DE, Virginia Tech
187. N.Y. Giants - jspchief - Khairi Fortt, OLB, Cal
188. St. Louis - Rams Fan - Andrew Norwell, G, Ohio State
189. Detroit - Sfeihc - Ryan Grant, WR, Tulane
190. Miami - Maverick's Ace - Laurent Duvernay-Tardif, OG/OC, McGill University
191. Chicago - dingleberry - Jeremy Gallon, WR, Michigan
192. Pittsburgh - Nightfyre - Russell Bodine, C/G, UNC
193. Kansas City (from DAL) - Sfeihc - Ryan Carrethers, NT, Arkansas St.
194. Baltimore - Chocolate Hog - Brett Smith, QB, Wyoming
195. N.Y. Jets - Sorter - Devon Kennard, OLB, USC
196. Arizona - O.city - L'Damian Washington, WR, Mizzou
197. Green Bay - SNR - Ross Cockrell, CB, Duke
198. New England (from PHI) - Sorter - Storm Johnson, RB, UCF
199. Cincinnati - chiefscafan - John Brown, WR, Pittsburgh State
200. Kansas City - Sfeihc - Matt Patchan, OT, Boston College
201. San Diego - Rams Fan - Marcel Jensen, TE, Fresno State
202. New Orleans - chiefscafan - Chris Boswell, K, Rice
203. Indianapolis - BossChief - Deandre Coleman, DT, Cal
204. Carolina - Pestilence - Cody Hoffman, WR, BYU
205. Jacksonville (from SF) - Pestilence - Kareem Edwards, OG/OC, Tennessee St.
206. New England - Sorter - Josh Mauro, DE, Stanford
207. Denver - Direckshun - Avery Williamson, ILB, Kentucky
208. Seattle - Nightfyre - Larry Webster, OLB/TE, Bloomington
209. N.Y. Jets (Comp) - Sorter - Andrew Jackson, ILB/POTUS, Western Kentucky
210. N.Y. Jets (Comp) - Sorter - Vinnie Sunseri, SS, Alabama
211. Houston (Comp) - Direckshun - Derrell Johnson, OLB, East Carolina
212. Cincinnati (Comp) - chiefscafan - Isaiah Crowell, RB, Alabama State
213. N.Y. Jets (Comp) - Sorter - Lonnie Ballentine, FS, Memphis
214. St. Louis (Comp) - Rams Fan - James Morris, ILB, Iowa
215. Pittsburgh (Comp) - Nightfyre - Logan Thomas, QB, Virginia Tech

Seventh Round

216. Houston - Direckshun - Andre Hall, CB, Vanderbilt
217. Washington - Chocolate Hog - Isaiah Lewis, S, Michigan State
218. Cleveland - DaKCMan AP - Jerick McKinnon, RB, Georgia Southern
219. Oakland - dingleberry - Ethan Westbrooks, DE, West Texas A&M
220. Atlanta - BossChief - Ben Gardner, DE, Stanford
221. Tampa Bay - jspchief - Jeff Budzein, K, Northwestern
222. Jacksonville - Pestilence - Spencer Long, OG, Nebraska
223. Minnesota - SNR - Brandon Linder, G, Miami (FL)
224. Buffalo - Marco Polo - Preston Brown, ILB, Louisville
225. Carolina (from NYG) - Pestilence - Michael Schofield, OT, Michigan
226. St. Louis - Rams Fan - George Atkinson III, RB, Notre Dame
227. Detroit - Sfheic - Kevin Pamphile, OT, Purdue
228. Tennessee - Marco Polo - David Fales, QB, San Jose State
229. Dallas (from CHI) - O.city - Reshaun Allen, TE Southern University
230. Pittsburgh - Nightfyre - Alfred Blue, RB, LSU
231. Dallas - O.city - Garrett Gilbert, QB, SMU
232. Indianapolis (from BAL) - BossChief - Tre Boston, S, North Carolina
233. N.Y. Jets - Sorter - Deion Belue, DB, Alabama
234. Miami - Maverick's Ace - T.J. Jones, WR, Notre Dame
235. Oakland (from AZ) - dingleberry - Rajion Neal, RB, Tennessee
236. Green Bay - SNR - Brock Jensen, QB, North Dakota State
237. Philadelphia - Maverick's Ace - Taylor Hart, DE, Oregon
238. Dallas (from KC) - O.city - Kenneth Acker, CB, SMU
239. Cincinnati - chiefscafan - Howard Jones, OLB/DE, Shepherd
240. San Diego - Rams Fan - James Stone, C, Tennessee
241. St. Louis (from IND) - Rams Fan - Richard Rodgers, TE, California
242. San Francisco (from NO) - DaKCMan AP - Cassius Marsh, DE, UCLA
243. San Francisco (from CAR) - DaKCMan AP - Justin Britt, OT, Missouri
244. New England - Sorter - Marcus Lucas, WR, Missouri
245. San Francisco - DaKCMan AP - Michael Campanaro, WR, Wake Forest
246. Denver - Direckshun - Beau Allen, DT, Wisconsin
247. Seattle - Nightfyre - Bennett Jackson, CB, Notre Dame
248. Dallas (Comp) - O.city - Kofi Hughes, WR, Indiana
249. St. Louis (Comp) - Rams Fan - Nickoe Whitley, S, Mississippi State
250. St. Louis (Comp) - Rams Fan - John Martinez, G, USC
251. Dallas (Comp) - O.city - Morgan Breslin, LB, USC
252. Cincinnati (Comp) - chiefscafan - Elhadji Ndiaye, DE, Nebraska-Kearney
253. Atlanta (Comp) - BossChief - Xavier Grimble, TE, USC
254. Dallas (Comp) - O.city - Kirby Van Der Kamp, P, ISU
255. Atlanta (Comp) - BossChief - LT Tuipulotu, DT, Utah
256. Houston (Comp) - Direckshun - Johnathan Brown, ILB, Illinois

Awesome.

One question- instead of passing over the team who misses the pick, can we just appoint somebody like Direckshun to make that team's pick for them?

It's just... I know it's going to happen. It does every year. Somebody gets lost in the desert or kidnapped by pirates and then they come back 2 days later. If we had kept going in the past, we'd be sometimes 5-10 picks ahead of where the pick was missed. And that's kind of a little extreme. At least in my opinion.

Just a thought. I don't care one way or the other.

Also, if you make a pick of somebody who's already been taking, we get to say mean things about your mother.

Put that in the rules, Pest

Rape?

I am the excite.

I know this is a chore but I'd prefer if everyone in the draft simply sent me a friend thing.


This prevents Blackbob from sending me creepy PMs from a mult.

I bet I surprise you folks with my #1.

Jimmy Clausen?

LMAO

Geno?

Jake Olson?

Awwww I wanna play

You can be my cancer kid that gets to play coach for a day.

I won't let you make any picks, but you can talk as if you're the GM of the Vikings or the Packers in this thread for a certain timespan.

You can't see it, but I am totally waving one of my appendages in a manner reminiscent of a certain type of modern flying vehicle in your general direction.

Have fun, fellas.

Calling it. Direckshun goes Manziel.

Or Jake Olson.

KC becomes the first in a long tradition of teams to take Central Michigan OTs

Direckshun PMd me his pick to get this thing going.

With the 1st overall pick of the 2014 CP Mock Draft, the Houston Texans select QB Blake Bortles, of Central Florida.

Once I was bestowed the Texans for the CP Mock, never once did I think this pick should be Clowney. The Texans are in need for a QB for the future -- and as the adage goes, you don't pass on a franchise QB unless you already have one.*

And that's the decision that's flown all over the place for me. I really like all three QBs. Bortles is a Flacco type with less arm: great decision making, and a great mental makeup that will play directly into him comfortably assuming leadership in the locker room. Bridgewater is close to a finished product with good accuracy, mobility, and a handful of plays that make you really turn your head. And Manziel is a firecracker competitor who expects to win and so long as he keeps his head on, stays healthy, and develops his game, he should own the huddle within a year.

For the 1st overall pick, however, only one can be selected. Manziel, a great boom/bust prospect, has too many "ifs" for me to be comfortable. And Bridgewater and Bortles are about a scratch in my opinion. At that point, it does come down to who has the mental makeup and who has the X factor to become a world beater, and believe he is a world beater.

Bridgewater is an extremely good candidate, but Bortles' great physique, excellent decision-making, leadership, accuracy, and potential are too much to turn down.

Nailed it!LMAO

This is one ocelot short of being faptastic for Sorter.:thumb:

Rams Fan already messing shit up. :D

I'm this close to insinuating that Rams Fan eats his own boogers.

The insults will increase in intensity until he wises up and makes his pick.

Let's hope this doesn't turn into a Mecca-type situation.:shake:

Give him Yankey. :D

Gotta go Sammy Watkins.

It was a tough call in Bortles.

My track record is already pretty ugly with Clausen, Sanchez, and Geno all looking so monumentally bad.

Such a tough call.

Did you base your pick on who has the hottest girlfriend?:hmmm:

Shouldn't I have?

I thought that's what we were doing here.

Bortles has done well for himself but John Football might have him beat on volume.

Really hard to not like Blake Bortles

I haven't spent much time on the top qb's in this draft but who would you compare Bortles to? Blaine Gabbert?

He compared him to Flacco in his write up.

LMAO

I think he projects to Flacco, yeah.

Do you think Rams fan thinks that starting the CP Mock on 4/1 is an April Fool's joke?

Hmm interesting pick I just don't get Bortles he didn't have a winning record as a starter and central Florida never won anything. But talent wise great pick.

They went to a BCS game and beat Baylor in the Fiesta Bowl.

LMAO











:spock:

So no rams fan yet should be an interesting pick a lot of holes

With the 2nd pick in the draft, the St. Louis Rams draft some dude named "Long"

Jesus, Rams Fan.

How is it that SNR is posting in this thread and yet he's only the 2nd biggest asshole here?

Only 2nd?

Alright, Mel. Let's see your big board of assholes, then.

I'd be going Manziel here.

I've been saying the Rams should get a new QB for years now. Rams Fan has admonished me each time for saying so. His loyalty to Sam is truly unbound.

Here, here. Give me a moment.

With the 2nd overall pick, the St. Louis Rams select:

Jadeveon Clowney, DE, South Carolina

That's because he was actually having a good season until he tore his ACL. He had 1 horrible game this season.

This pick came down to 3 players....and one of those players just got selected at #2. Khalil Mack would do wonders for a defense that has been strengthened so far in FA (Bryant, Clemons). Unfortunately, I'm a firm believe in the mantra of "if you don't have a QB...then you'd better be drafting one".

The Jacksonville Jaguars select Teddy Bridgewater, QB, University of Louisville.

Bridgewater comes into a team who desperately needs a QB for the future. He'll battle it out in TC against Henne for the starting job. If he's not ready....I have no problem sitting him for a year to let him get up to the speed of the NFL.

Sigh. I ****ing hate Derek Carr.

I hope somebody drafts him before I'm forced to

Smokescreen.

I thought about taking Mack and then hoping for a QB in the 2nd.....but **** that shit.

I don't think Mack is all that great, tbh.

Most def a smokescreen.

If you need anyone I'll help.

Well, since we're waiting for the AwesomeFinalFourBoi let's talk AL Central baseball. How you liking Abreu so far, Jones?

I don't think any of these QB's end up worth a damn, but Bortles would be the only one I'd take a shot on.

I ****ing love him so far. Ball just jumps off his bat. He's a rookie but looks like a vet. And I'm loving Eaton. Solid leadoff energy guy. And my boy Garcia had 2 hits yesterday.

Just watch Abreu's first AB. Ball jumps off his bat to opposite side of the field. He hit the ball hard all four times. My most impressive hit of his is his RBI single. He golfed it. It was down and in and he hit it hard

I think when it's all said and done the White Sox got the best of that 3-way.

Well even so if the Red Sox knew about Iglesias's shins. I keep watching Garcia and gota remind myself he's only 22!

I really hated to part with Garcia. He should be a fixture in the White Sox lineup for many years.

Um ya. My cousin (Tigers fan, like much of my family because were from Toledo, OH) was mad.

Toledo? Really, you don't say. I grew up outside Toledo, home of the Mud Hens.

Yup. Been to a bunch of games. Everyone liked Detroit or Cleveland. I liked to be different

This is the saddest first day in terms of performance of the CP Mock since mecca went awol and claimed he got some hot piece of tail. CP Mockers need to get your game tight! We've got mocking to do dammit!

Browns would go Manziel

It's Direckshun's fault

While Sammy Watkins would be a fun pick, I really like the acquisition of Andrew Hawkins. Josh Gordon is already a stud. Brandon Weeden is gone. Jason Campbell is gone. All we have is Brian Hoyer coming off of a season-ending MCL tear.

The Cleveland Browns select Johnny Football, QB, Texas A&M

I've always liked the Hawk. Plenty of other WR's to grab later. Browns REALLY need to make this pick because he wouldn't be there at their next pick and wouldn't have made it past #23 for sure.

Raiders have to go Watkins here.

Do they? Why wouldn't they go Mack or Robinson?

Here comes Watkins...

Lookie here Noobs and vets in the CP Mock. If your pick is coming up and you won't be able to promptly post it when you're on-the-clock forward it to Pesty, D or even me. Please, include the appropriate number of options in order of preference so we can keep this thing moving.

As always remember to PM the next GM in line

Absolutely right. Play it smart. We need to get tons of picks in.

So at this point I think it might be easier to sign up for ObamaCare than to get the CP Mock rolling. #justsayin'

HASH TAGS WILL NOT BECOME A THING ON CP.

I WILL BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN.

Why are you anti-hashtags?

I mean you must feel pretty strongly about it going full caps on me.

#killhoover

If I had the time.....I'd track how long people take between their picks and average that shit out over the entire draft. Thank God I don't have that kind of time. I'm not worried though...people have different schedules and Hoover has only been on the clock for 6 of his 24 hours.

And I've got BossChief's upcoming pick.

That effectively means jsp is on deck.

What's his track record? He usually pretty punctual?