May your TV reception get fuzzy during Patrick Mahomes II's next Super Bowl.

Unnecessary, General patteeu.

My plan includes taking all their toll roads in one, brilliant, surprise scissor-cut through the heart of Maine. Using a rear-guard action, we will confiscate all their toll booths and use them to make boats for future engagements.

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I bet we could win the locals over by offering them food that's not lobster rolls. They'd view us as liberators.

I've never had one. They look delicious:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...bster_Roll.png

Thank you for volunteering, Private Donger.

We'll need you to change into a Maine uniform, infiltrate beyond their front line, and spread counter-intelligence regarding the health benefits of lobster rolls. We thank you for your service.

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Great point, but she has never in her life driven a motorcycle. :D

Bad choice of words if taken literally for sure.

The honor is to serve. And more yummy lobster rolls for me. But those Maineacs can keep the pickles.

Did they try to feed you any whoopie pies? I bet you could riff on those for a while. :D

I don't...

In July 2017, Down East Magazine held their inaugural "World’s Best Lobster Roll" competition, selecting Freshies Lobster in Park City, Utah as its winner. The magazine used 100 Maine VIP's to select the winner based upon the entrant's story, the recipe, success of their lobster roll, and three judges who made the final decision

Maine's evil influence seems to be spreading.

I was hoping to keep this secret, but it's time to execute Plan Weaponized Whoopie Pie.

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I don't think RainMan was so lucky.

Glad you liked it. I've never been to it in the fall. Was there in May 2015.

They are. There's a place near my office that sells them. If you don't mind paying $20 for a lunch sandwich, they're quite tasty.

I'm sure they'd be even tastier at one of the places on a Maine dock pulled from a lobster that still had that OH SHIT! look on its face.

That look like a ton of bun to lobster ratio, but I live in a place that rejoices in squeezing a pickle spear, 2 peppers, a quartered onion, neon relish, and a half a ****ing tomato into a hotdog for some reason. Seriously, those 2 end bits look all bun.

I bet that's what Stormy Daniel's vagina looks like

Heh. You can go to pornhub and see exactly what Stormy's clam looks like.

Or so I've been told. :)