Nominations are open for CP's 2013 King of the N00bs!
 

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is the nomination thread. Nominate your candidate for the 2013 King of the N00bs crown in this thread. I will keep a running total in the OP. The top candidates will move on to the King of the N00bs poll. Whoever gets the most votes in the public poll wins the crown.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. Thats for you to decide. The qualification criteria is that their join date is October 2012 or later or has less than 50 posts in previous years.

We are crowning the King of the N00bs during the bye week this year because we are going to be talking playoff football in January!

The Academy has decided that nominations will close at 7:00 pm central time on Tuesday.

20012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012 King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Nominees for the 2013 King of the N00bs crown (up to post 135):

Mavericks Ace X5
Dingleberry
theelusiveeightrop X6
AlexSmithDynasty
Flybone McTimmerson X2
Prison Bitch X2
Tribal Elder X6
Chris 616
AussieChiefsFan X2

I haven't seen a decent ****ing n00b all year!

meh

As always, there will be a "no n00b is worthy" option.

There is one that I know of.

I nominate

:ZZZ:

Oh my goodness.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NGoktUmWQD...AuntBee11.jpeg

That Mavericks Ace guy is pretty good. OK, I actually laughed out loud while typing that.

Can the Academy create a poll to get rid of the Academy?

The ignore thread options still works. Do you need some basic instructions on how to use this option?

It's kind of funny to laugh at how gay the whole thing is.

Anybody who nominates a 49ers fan........is going to get a neg rep everyday for the rest of the time that I'm here.

Please inform me....

I like to think that Inmem's 16 votes last year were the result of an elaborate plot that Inmem himself was responsible for conceiving, but wasn't nearly smart enough to pull off.

theelusiveeightrop

I see a lot one word posts from that guy like "in, To the watchtower" ect ect that don't add much to a thread.

AlexSmithDynasty is a great contributor to this board and should be given a Nobel Chiefs Prize of some sort.

Can we revisit the 2006 award? I should have won that in a landslide over a scumbag Pats fan.

can we just give it to sorter again?

she is deserving of two in a row.

Sorter's a dude, I think. The chick that keeps showing up in his avatar is Boxxy.

You would win in a "Sorter" type of landslide now.:thumb:

Oh shit...I do like him. Didn't know he was this year.

I nominate him. He's good in Royals threads.

ask.

and I know who is in the avatar

vvk

Not sure what this means....:hmmm:

:LOL: spoke a little too soon huh?

Are mults that are N00bs eligible?

If not, then LiveSteam.

his mix of choice.


vodka vicodin klonopin

Nope mults are not allowed.

The final poll is always vetted by the Planet's mods/admins to make sure that no mults make it to the voting poll.

Dont know what klonopin is but damn vicodin and vodka together? That will make you loopy.

Looks like a repeat of 2008.

Same, I was thinking that no n00b was really worthy, but if theelusiveeightrop is eligible, then that works for me.

Can we give it to sorter 2 years in a row?

Pretty early this year.

q?

As a former member of the Academy's board of directors you should know the answer.

See section 9 paragraph 4 line 3..............One year of eligibility only.

going early to not have a conflict with the playoffs. A lot of people hate this and I didn't want to distract during the playoffs with this silliness. Hopefully will be some great times as a Chief fan.

Next years will go back to Oct. so if we get some quality n00bs these last two months they won't be left out.

That is a pile of shit.

Blackbob

:hmmm: Kind of slim pickens on the noobs this year- I blame the economy. :p

You still hold a grudge that Fax beat you out for King of the N00bs :rolleyes:

I got royally ****ed in 2011 because BoneKrusher was maxing out signatures for people on this site while I was still using Microsoft Paint.

FYP

The only n00b that I can think of that I can actually tolerate is McFly. I'm not sure when his join date is and he goes by some other weird ass name now.

I'm not figuring it out for you. :shake:

Join Date: 07-19-2013

Well **** you too! nlm

That was kind of rude.:rolleyes:

Ban him!!

Did he say something bad about the Ozarks?

I wasn't nominated when I was a noob. Systemic failure. :harumph:

I nominate Maverick.

He is my savior.

Lets do this :cigar:

Maverick has been a part of some classic threads. You don't have to love him but you can't deny his production. He puts numbers on the board.

This 2013 noob draft class is about as exciting as the 2013 nfl draft class.

ABSO****INGLUTELY

Sorter is a bitch

I nominate Sapo!

2012 represent.

Sore Loser :rolleyes:

You are a newlywed. Still enjoying the glow?

I bet he banged her on a bed of Mcdoubles. He just looks like a guy that would do odd shit like that.

This

Dude, I was joking around. This thread is all fun and hijinks.:rolleyes:

Yeah, I am. It's kinda nice, she's been nice to me ever since.

So was I. While being a total asshole, of course.

so you're saying we won't make the playoffs next year??

you are not a real fan

Dingleberry threatened to slap my dog's momma and shit on my moth.

Well played sir, Well played! :clap:

BRC really has the eye roll emoticon working tonight.

So what of it? You going to do something about it?
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/d...sunshine-2.png

:rolleyes:

ROFL

I kind of wish this whole thing would go away.

So does pretty much everyone else.

And you can't help but give him a little bit of credit for rebounding. He was continuously shit on for quite some time (and I was at least a small part of it), but he had the sense to give up arguing and the resilience to keep posting. He gets my nomination for that.

LMAO