My hair parts down the middle so that'd basically be impossible to do.

I'm a man! I'm 30!

haha you guys suck

Yeah, you're closer than I thought you were. I put you in your mid 20's.

Wiki says Travis Tritt is like 46, so you should be fine.

Atleast that means I don't look old...

If I was 23 with current knowledge and income, I'd be ****ing dangerous.

I wonder if I went to one of his concerts how much pussy I could score.

What people don't know is that it's easier to get laid in your late 20's early 30's than it is when you're in college. And I'm not saying it was difficult at all in college...

If you're a good looking, ****...even decent looking, guy with some money, with your own house and car, your dick is never going to be dry for very long.

Just hang outside a few hours before the show. You'll be spraying shit in no time.

Oh, I have no doubt. I started qualifying for more pussy the very ****ing day I got married. Unfortunately for my penis, I have morals.

What if you're decent looking and great at Halo?

Is that a decent substitute for no money or house? I plan on living in a college apartment for at least the next 20-25 years.

Drunk redneck chick with accents. You know there would be plenty of hotties in the crowd. The tough part would be finding them, among the other "not so desireables".

#1 reason why I shouldn't get married...or be allowed in those family restrooms at the mall.

If it were me, I'd start putting distance between her and I. Give her some space and take some for yourself. Don't try to make her jealous by flaunting another person in her face, but if an opportunity arises to get aquainted with someone else you might as well talk to the new person.

If this chick really cares about you, time away will help her to come around and ditch the notion of hanging out with another guy one on one, friends or not. The last thing you want is for her to realize that she can make you jump through hoops for her while she does whatever else she wants.


You're 19, half of the world's population is female, she won't be the last woman in your life. Don't let thought of losing her force you to tolerat things a man shouldn't have to put up with.

This song reminds me of Hootie...

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I'm so ****ing poor right now it's depressing...before my awesome restaurant went under I used to throw dollar bills around like I was Adam Jones...now I can't even afford to replace the one thing in life I excel at...

FYP.

:D

I wish I had $300 in the bank.

I'm 20 and I think 52% of the world is female :p

I actually have 2 of them...

blow me mecca

You want some really depressing news? The older they get, the harder women are to live with. 20s are a breeze compared to 40 - I AM NOT looking forward to living with a woman going through menopause!

Yep. I'm in the same category.

But my best friend from college is single, with a great house and plenty of cash. Combine this with the fact that he's a good looking guy and he literally has to turn pussy down.

In college, we did well but there was at least a bit of effort involved.

****, the last time we all went out together, my wife was with us, and one of the extras was trying to come home with my wife and me. It was an overabundance of pussy.

I was right there with him, until he admitted to watching Grey's Anatomy.

Like others have said be sure to wear a condom and sign up for weekly STD screenings and pennicellin shots.

You know everyone calls me Mecca I always wonder if anyone actually knows my real name.

It's all about accidently running into young rich people on their way to clubs and being nice to them and making a reference to Arrested Development. Then they buy you drinks all night long at clubs in the Meatpacking District of Manhattan.

I think this one is more for you...

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I don't. Why, you gonna spill it?

I'm Brandon, BTW.

Hmm. Seems like you've said it before.

You'll answer to long-hair.

LOL, I have a relatively common name and yes I've said it before.

LMAO

There ya go. Can't really argue with that.

Maybe this one...

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Travis

We know your name, Travis.

Booyah!

Song for people from Waterloo

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We play this song at church.

No my name is not Travis, that would just be to weird.

I know I know this, but I can't remember.

Aridouche is Travis.

1. John
2. Joe
3. Steve
4. Carl (you mother****er...)
5. Mohammad.

I'm a man im 29!!!! and i look 24!!!!

There's a link to Rust's MySpace in his profile. BTW, this thread is ****ing bizzare and it completely blew my brains when I was high as balls and seeing that there were like 50 pages to it all of a sudden.

It's none of those names..

My brother has a friend named Carl though, if that was my name I'd act exactly like the guy from aqua teen.

Blue brains.

Good thing he red the thread, first.

OMFG. Fixed. Thanks.

What blue brains might look like...

http://bradyonthebrain.files.wordpre...ispy-jpeg3.jpg

Re-name blueballs?

Better the brains than the balls.

Metro is totally a smurf.

OK, fellas, you can really stop with the blue brains now...

Not papasmurf!

Brainy Smurf?

EDIT: No pun intended.

Don't forget the Rabbi asshole!

I rule so much no one even knows my name!

Josh

No...I don't even look like a Josh.

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this

I keep thinking it started with either a B or a J, for some reason.

Todd. /Carlin/

BJ LOL

And his mom wished it ended there, too.

No I don't have any of those names thank god...Todd Kyle...and Tucker...**** Tucker, Tucker sucks.

ROFL

LOL

I thought about that after I posted it and reread it.

Ouch.

LMAO

Hey Hey that's not nice, I love my mom........and so can you for the right price.

Now that's the type of attitude that I can endorse.

Brad

No my name is not Brad so therefore no one calls me B-Rad.

The only thing I have to add is COD4 > Halo 3

Not true.

COD4 is ****ing easy as shit.

Play that rainbow six vegas 2 online...that's hard.

Andrew

I don't like the fact that I unload an entire magazine into someone and they aren't dead.

That shits not realistic enough.

P.S.

You say its too easy to kill someone, but its just as easy to die, so its moot.

And Mecca - Brian?

Uh no.