Cannibalism - pro or anti?
 

I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.


Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good.

Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew.

What's your choice?

For survival only, yes. But I would certainly hope I had a way to cook the meat first, don't think I could do it otherwise (as if I could do it to begin with).

I wouldn't eat another human, but if I'm in a situation where it'd have to be done to survive..........it'll turn into a Donner "Dinner" Party

You will never be able to make a woman happy until you get this idea out or your head.:shake:

Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.

I said eat the human itself.....nothing about not eating out women....

:LOL:

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST. :evil:

Like as in flavor, or like as in personality?

With your avatars, I would've guessed you'd say whoever's the slowest runner.....

Assistance to initiate the deep R.E.M. process is definitely an option.

Soccor player might be kind of tough and stringy. Probably best to use him in a stew.

The Milwaukee people, if beer fed, may be quite rich like Kobe steaks. However, if they had filled their bodies with unnatural supplements and hormones, I might put them lower on the list.

A meat and potatoes cornfed midwesterner stranded in the mountains would probably be good.

You know, I just don't like going hungry.

Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........

You really shouldn't joke about such a serious subject, Slayer.