I'd be armed... and I'm an expert shot... running would NOT be a issue.

:evil:

So you weren't joking about your cannibalism?

---Slayer Diablo
doesn't think he wants to meet Zebedee any time soon.....

Did you hear about the cannibal who didn't like his mother in law?

So he only ate the slaw and french fries.

Same cannibal, later that week: Say, this is good. Who is it?

Last but not Least: Cannibal broncofan!

At least not when I'm hungry.

There probably ain't much meat on you, but I bet you are well marbled.

Ahh, so this would be like: "SIT DOWN!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WILL BE SHOT RIGHT NOW!!" *Bang* "What was that for, Fraz?" "For dinner....you all shall eat with me so that none of you get too skinny, but don't worry....you will all be shot in time. I can't let my meat go rotten, now can I?"

Did you hear about the cannibal that ate his brother?

When asked if he had seen his brother lately, he replied, " I just passed him in the woods."

Nope...skinny. Barely any fat or meat.

My favorite cannibal joke:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

:evil:

Child Cannibal: Mom, can I eat the batter?

Mother Cannibal: Only if he gets 3 strikes.

Hey! If we end up trapped on a mountainside somewhere, this discussion won't seem so petty, now will it?

I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.

ROFL

(Too bad you're having to explain the joke, though.)

It would've worked if I didn't notice that I was the last poster on "Petty Board Disputes"....

Shoulda just deleted it, but I wouldn't want a rogue Chiefs board to spring up....

This is just wrong:

"In 1874, Packer polished off five fellow prospectors in a mid-winter munchy fit."