Royals vs Twins (4/13/14)
 

Simple mojo is simple.

In for the putrid sewage.

My main man Jason Vargas on the hill.

We've got this one.

I hope Target field isn't a HR park??

@McCulloughStar: Save Your Name Lineup: Aoki 9, Infante 4, Hosmer 3, Butler DH, Gordon 7, Perez 2, Moustakas 5, Cain 8, Escobar 6, Vargas 1. #royals

Have the Royals scored 10 runs in total this season so far?

Dude **** butler in the clean up he sucks.

In for some saving face.

Salvy hits his first HR of the year today.

Swap butler and perez

seconded.

Royals score 2 runs on 4 hits today. 3 singles 1 double.

The Royals helped me get a ton of shit done around the house/yard yesterday. I'll be watching today with my work gloves next to my Arnie Palmer just in case.

Hmmm....watch the Master's today with 9 guys within 2 strokes of the lead. Or watch us try to avoid a sweep after scoring 1 run in our first two games. Masters, Royals. Decisions decisions, whatever will I choose?

I'm for moving Gordon back to 2nd, Infante 3rd, Hosmer batting Cleanup, Perez batting 5th and Billy (the ground ball maker) to 6th. It's sounds reeruned, but FFS, shake this batting order - its not like we could get much worse in this series. We've scored a whooping 2 ****ing runs in 2 games.