So my daughter has a new boyfriend
 

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.

You approving worries me

Who do you want dating your daughter? The 110 lb vegan dude who she could choke out with her thighs in a pinch, or the 210 pound dude who's going to gorillaf8ck her every night?

Go to the nearest kinky dildo store, and buy the biggest black dildo. The young man will have to attend counseling sessions and miss out on his dates with the daughter.

What on your list concerns you?

I am going to the sports bar to watch the Tarheels play so I expect plenty of advice to be here when I return...

Thanks

He speaks 4 languages.

He has been on a mission.

He has two jobs and goes to school.

What are you looking for? Someone related to Lamar Hunt or Donald Trump?

what is your daughter's age?

Well the kid looks me in the eyes when he talks, I kinda like that.... Most all of her little boyfriends avoid me

The age thing bothers me a little... But I bet 100 bucks to a quarter he is a virgin

16.5

God damn you're a ****in annoying douche bag.

What is your concern?

Dude when it's your Daughter, nobody is good enough...

So...you're hoping your 16.5-year-old daughter finds a non-virgin to date? :spock:

Maybe she should find someone on welfare that gets in fights at the welfare office.

It's the age thing man, he is almost 2 years older.... It's my little girl man

You should welcome him into your home, and offer him a nice, cool, refreshing glass of antifreeze. LMAO

God Bless you... This is what I needed:thumb:

pics of daughter or GTFO

I don't know what to tell you then. I don't see anything on your list that would be remotely concerning. I mean, I'm not a fan of the religious types personally, but it's often an indicator of good character when he's doing stuff to help people.

As for the age thing, whatever. All kids are idiots until they're about 25, so I don't know that it matters.

I am taking him to the sports bar/ restaurant tonite with us... I will grill him tonite on his intentions...

If you truly can't stand him, then act like his friend. If you rave about how great he is, then your daughter will dump him in a flash. If you put your foot down and demand she not see him, she'll likely be pregnant in a month.

Always shoot first and think later.

He is kinda Liberal religious meaning he has a GD TATTOO .... that right there pisses me off... OK I said it... I don't like Tattoos

ROFL

besides

props to his daughter if she's 16.5 and still clinging to her V-card

16 seems to be like the year most girls lose their virginity

I'm creepy and always ask the girls I bang when they lost their old v-card and I'm telling you the last 5 or so were all 16. I was 16.

16 is just a good year.

Ah. Well, since we're talking about "what irrational reason can I have for hating this kid," then more power to you.

No I am not gonna do that, I am not going to pick my Daughters boyfriends

sounds like you should just back up and let your daughter make her own decisions

you're there to be a guide and try and raise her to make the best decisions possible but at the end of the day they are still her decisions to make

Take him shooting and watch that frown turn upside down. Everything else you have said out him seems really positive so he cant be all that bad.

PS.. .pics of your daughter and her BF would help us better determine if he is worthy.

16.5, especially for a girl, is an age where at that point she is going to do what she wants anyways

so as long as you raised her the right way you should respect and trust her decisions

Does he have any kind of credit card debt?

You should have nothing to worry about if you raised your daughter right. She should be able to make judgement between the keepers and the losers for her life.

I know man, I was young once too

She actually wrote an essay on the benefits of living a debt free lifestyle and got an A... I almost cried

Thanks for the advice, this is new territory for me....

Gone to the Sports Bar

Actually he sounds like he's got his shit together. 2 Jobs/college/volunteers

Considering how little of my shit I had together at his age, I vote for letting him stay around.

"If you are not a liberal at 20 you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at 40 you have no brain." - Winston Churchill

Ask your daughter what she sees in him? The age difference in most states is rape just saying. Seriously just keep a open mind maybe it is just a phase.

wrong

For the amount of pretentious and classless individuals in my age group, you should consider this to be a good find.

/Not your daughter's bf.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Stupid thread is stupid.

Dane is jealous.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

I cannot have a daughter. There is too much jail time for 1st degree murder.

Is he going back to play for the Jets or does he think Jacksonville wants him?

Ask him if he believes in gay marriage

If he says yes he's gotta go.

Kill it before it breeds.

Take it to the DC bundle of sticks.

You should do everything in your power to de-program this kid

Well, there's that.

Ask him if he eats quiche.

Could be worse. The kid could be a Faiders fan who endlessly trolls a chiefs board.

P.S.-Obama hasn't taken your guns away yet? Shouldn't be too much longer.

Whatever... If she's happy, so too should you be.

Ask him if he believes Manti T'eo

Does he have good credit?

Wait your daughter has a new boyfriend or a new girlfriend?

I keed but seriously probably the fastest way to push them together is to strongly disapprove of him. She's young but still old enough to start to choose for herself. She'll make mistakes...she'll learn. At this point all you can do is trust you raised her right and she'll make more good choices than bad.

R8ers its likely that he has some qualities that remind her of you. I'll guess its not the 110 lb feminine stuff. At dinner try to ascertain what those qualities are (positive or negative). But at 16 I think most kids are finding their way. I dated all kinds at that age. Different personalities, different ethnicities, exotic girls from other high schools... It's not until later that most find out what they want and the ones that find high school sweethearts and get married / and or have kids early either get very lucky or were looking for someone to cling onto to make up for an absent (physically or emotionally) father. Sounds like you are invested enough that its not the latter. Call it experimentation and give the Liberal a chance. We're not all bad.

See if he knows how to BBQ.

It could be worse

he could be rocking this sticker on his back window

http://i.imgur.com/JhqIMbD.jpg
Team Get Some!

Just try not to think about her giving lap dances at the frat house in three years. By then you'll be begging for this kid to be back.

Is he Arabian? Check that shit out.

Sounds like a terrorist to me, my advice is to terminate him or call homeland security,

Play this to him and see what he does

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Lucky u....ur daughter is dating a smaller version of manti teo....shes never gonna get did. Be happy

I really don't think R8ers has anything to worry about. As soon as the boyfriend finds out what a shithead R8ers is, he'll dump the daughter all on his own. Will probably happen pretty quickly.

Are you worried how he runs or something?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...roVunBZ0f6gQZQ

See if he would vote for Obama.

Sounds like he's a good person, he's just not informed...which is why he's a liberal.

I was soft as hell when I was 16. The game got my shit tight when I was about 29. Now I just scare busters.

Have you picked a good burial plot yet?

This this just now came to you ROFL

Kill him just to be sure.

I'm not sure sarcasm is the best way to go with someone as obviously intellectually limited as R8ers. He might think you are serious.

Shove the AK in his box.

What languages? That's a big factor.

If they include French or Italian or Mandarin, you need to move him on.

If they include Russian or Japanese or Navajo, he's a keeper.

I've known for quite some time. :)

If he actually does it, it's a win all the way around. Well except for the dead guy.

If the boy speaks Navajo I'm sure she's really, really in love with him.

And so are the other girls.