Sounds like a man who's hung like a baby chinchilla. Are you still doin that trick where you wear a magnum condom and when it slips off you tell the hooker it's her tight poon that caused it?

Do you know how much the map of Africa has changed since 1993?

Holy crap.....


Billay lovelayce, stop thinking about my poke pipe. It's even stranger knowing you're sitting at in your chair trying to dislocate your jaw like a python...wondering if you could.

You mean they WON a playoff game?? When the **** was that??

The branch dividians were still alive and well in Waco Texas.....You'd never have heard of Rodney King, OJ Simpson was still a great RB and a movie star.


Bill Clinton served 2 terms as president, created the Lewinski, George Bush went from being Tommy Boy to a 2 term president....


Kurt Cobain was still alive

Graduated from College with a BA
Bought 1st house
Both grandpas died
One grandma Died
Split up with my woman of 10 years
Lost Dog to the ex (bitch)
Went to Grad School, graduated from grad school
Met the Love of my live
turned 30
Sister had a kid, became uncle for 1st time
went to europe a couple times
Saw a game in KC for the 1st time (against NE pats)
did other travels
Got married
Bought more properties, started business
uncle died ice fishing
Ups and downs but business is generally good and prospering
father in law died
quit working for others to focus on my own business
wife is pregnant, 1st kid on the way


A lot of shit went down...
I wonder if my kid will see a playoff game win.....

I was a year old, stinkin up our house.

Ohhh yeah, I remember.

Got promoted to shift supervisor at Maggie Moos
Graduated HS
Got promoted to senior shift manager at Maggie Moos
Got promoted to assistant manager at Maggie Moos
Graduated JUCO
Got promoted to Interm General Manager at Maggie Moos (I already knew I was moving, thus the Iterim tag)
Moved to TN
Got job at Kroger
Graduated College
Got married (Stupid ****ing mistake!)
Got Job at Dell
Sucked at Dell, Epic Fail
Got a better job
My son arrived!
Got promoted
Divorced
Got outsourced
Got a shittier job
Got engaged
Got sick
Got better
Found a better job
Then an even better one


That is all

I'd challenge Clark Hunt to provide his list......and the radio guys reading this now to pilfer ideas. Take it and run.



Tonya Harding hadn't even considered having a fat man bash in Nancy Kerrigan's knee yet

my goodness this thread is sad and pitiful

Bosnia and Serbia....where are they?

France performs Nuke test in Pacific 2 years later


Waiting 3 years after win for mad Cow disease

Euro won't be here for 5 years.....

Married in 1993
Moved to San Francisco
Moved to Vegas
Bought first house
Had two kids
Moved to donktown
Bought second house
Changed careers
Abused youngest daughter by making her a Chiefs fan
Oldest daughter started high school


Sent from my phone

You can now sent this message to a message board which doesn't exist for 9 years following last playoff win....wireless from the phone that now fits in your pocket and lets you download apps while video capturing your lady friend flipping the bean while watching a video on that phone.



Do you know how long it would have taken to download and view a 2.5mb digital photo of a naked woman in 1993?


I didn't see my first digital naked lady on a computer until 1996....3 years after the last Chiefs playoff win.

Virginity

High School

College

4700 Flight Hours

Purchased a Wood Flooring Business

Purchased a Bowling Alley

Married

First Child (another one on the way)

Sold Bowling Alley




At the rate we are going, I might add a few more kids and retirement to the list in a few decades.

This Carl Peterson guy is doing a pretty good job.....He could still make this 5 year plan work!

Fifty World Wide Web servers are known to exist as of January 1993.