Two men arrested for stealing 65,000 dollars worth of wings
 

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http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/01/...chicken-wings/

Two Men Accused Of Stealing $65,000 Worth Of Chicken Wings
January 28, 2013 11:56 AM

CBS Atlanta, chicken wings, Dewayne Patterson, James Collins, Nordic Cold, Renaldo Jackson, tyson
DORAVILLE, Ga. (CBS/AP) – Two Georgia men were arrested Wednesday for allegedly stealing $65,000 worth of frozen chicken wings from a cold storage business where they worked, CBS Atlanta reports.

Police said storage facility employees 35-year-old Dewayne Patterson and 26-year-old Renaldo Jackson are charged with theft after stealing the wings from Nordic Cold storage in Doraville, just north of Atlanta.

A rental truck was pulled up to a bay door at the storage facility and was then loaded with 10 pallets of Tyson frozen chicken wings, according to a police report. Managers told police that Jackson used a forklift to load the wings wile Patterson served as a lookout.


CBS Atlanta reports that one five-pound bag of frozen Tyson’s chicken wings sells for about $12.50, and a nationwide chicken shortage is now driving up the price of wings. The station estimates that about 26,000 pounds of wings were stolen from the facility.

Shopper James Collins told CBS Atlanta that the rising price of chicken is not the only reason for the timing of the theft.

“$65,000 in chicken wings? Sounds like a well-planned heist with the Super Bowl coming up,” said Collins.

Police said there has been no word on the whereabouts of the wings.

I heard there is a shortage right now. times are tough lol

Welp, those guys are clucked.

No word on the stolen watermelon, waffles or 40s.

"Police said there has been no word on the whereabouts of the wings" this was the best part.

ROFL I'm speechless. That's about $50 worth of Kool-Aid to cover that much chicken wings. That's steep. Might have to steal that too. :)

LMAO

I could seriously go for some grape Kool-Aid right now.

Wow. Grow up Mr. Racist.

Somewhere there's gonna be a Super Bowl party busted for serving hot wings.

Wait. What's racist about grape Kool-aid?

Only in America is this actually news worth discussing.

You're pushing it, buddy.

LOL Purple drank. And if I ever drink that stuff again, I'll probably throw up my entire digestive system. I could never force that stuff down again. Sugar galore.

So other countries just don't care about thieves making off with 65k worth of stolen goods?

Is it because he's black, doesn't own a car, and has to purchase his koolaid on food stamps?:rolleyes:

Well you can put as much sugar as you want in there. Grape is the best flavor.

Hey, now. I have a car.

65k worth of stolen goods? Or 65k worth of racism?

Well who did you steal that from?:spock:

I stole it from whitey. **** the popo.

That's really racist, why you gotta call the white man Whitey? Do you want me calling you Blacky? Or would that be too racist of me?

OK, actually I'm white. I bought the car. I've been gainfully employed for about thirty years straight. But I do enjoy grape Kool-aid, fried chicken, watermelon, thick women and soulful music. And **** the popo.

Shut up cracker.

Nah, I'm just playing. You're still my nilla.

Good thread.

Lawl. Talking to yourself. Your wife probably loves talking with your white personality and banging your black personality. Just an observation.

Believe it or not, my sister was annoyed because her black husband is (well, was now) "whiter" than me.

best part is that its not even Kool Aid. Its ****ing Flav O raid lol I know, i grew up poor as hell, n thats what we had. haha

It's pronounced "po".

I like you though, so I'll let it slide. That and I think you're partially responsible for stealing the watermelon.

Your name gave you away.

Well Im not a brotha im a border brotha lol. And my fruit ninjas name was a moderator abusing his powers lol