So, got in a brawl tonight
 

Ok, so I'm an asst coCh of a 10u baseball team. Had a game tonight. I sorta sit off to the side and watch. I'm more of a practice coach.

Anyhow, I notice a dad bitching at the head coach and cussing at an asst coach in front of the boys. He called a coach "shit for brains".

Sooo, guy takes his kid and leaves the game in the 2nd inning. Calls coach a deuche? And I say " if you'd called me that, I'd be punchin your teeth in (. Building up biz). So guy comes back, gets in my face, I out him in a choke hold, and he gives. Takes his boy home. Sad deal. Soooo, I sent an email to aPologize for the whole thing , and the guy says he
Ll believe I'm sincere if I send it to all the Parents. Reeally?
What would y'all do?

Choke him out at the next game in front of all the other parents.

Then ask...'Ok who wants to bitch during the next game?'

Stop drinking so much.

I'd get sober before posting a thread on Chiefsplanet.

I think you misspelled coCk

Awesome. Break some coffeetables and post a video.

Shoot him at close range. People on here will line up to defend you.

I'm done with my fighting days, I think. Just had surgery on Tuesday to repair a broken metacarpal courtesy of the top of some asshole's head last Friday. I'm now in pain with metal sticking out of my hand...not worth kicking his ass again if I had it to do over. From now on, ill try to let cooler heads prevail.

not to be an ass, but what would HOOTIE do?

I can't believe that grown men still get into fights, let alone at a youth sporting event.

LMAO I'm already in line, you have to go to the back.

alcohol is bad

You are lucky you didn't get arrested.

Not really what I would expect coming from a poster like you, but to each his own.

Rape the 2 mens wives while they were fighting....

Why did you apologize in the first place? He started it, you finished it. **** him. It's not like you beat him half to death or anything.

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Nah. Just get a beatin' stick. I've got a crow bar in my pickup just for that.

Way to set an example for children stooge.

I'd ban both of you from any other games.

The ninja scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the guy starts swinging around his sword and Indiana just shoots him.

That's how I fight now

So you assaulted a guy because he got in your face and made you mad? Nice.......or did he throw the first punch?

This
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learn how to make a fist
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But the real question is, did you fix his tooth?

Oh and btw that is nothing even close to a brawl
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Oddly enough I was masturbating today and carelessly used too much lube. I slipped on an upstroke, hit the steering wheel of my car and bruised a knuckle.

Thank God I was at a red light or a bad accident could have happened.

cool story.. now tell us about the brawl you were in

Curse at the guy in front of the kids for being a douche .In font of the kids . Follow that great eexhibition of being a "role model" with a threat of violence. .get into fight. .post about it the next day.

Priceless?

So who won?

What does that mean? I hope your hangover isn't too bad this morning

The guy was just mouthy; you attacked him in front of a bunch of fifth-graders and his own son. You might want to consider taking a break from youth coaching to work on your anger control issues.

mY ADvicE is that u not P0st aBouT it H33r. For legal purposes. Also probably shouldn't have emailed him. :shrug:

Or your alcoholism.

Continue drinking heavily.

He would bitch about being banned, gush about his Internet awesomeness while having his face caved in with someone's hard cock.

This. reeruned.

He's a dentist.

And you call hootie immature LMAO
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Fighting at a little league game in front of the kids is cool as shit. Did you take the T-tops off of your TransAm and blast some Whitesnake as you drove away?

If you said that to him in person he'd punch your ****ing teeth in.

He's the ultimate bad ass.
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Surely this thread is bullshit.

Classy dad is classy

:shake:

Wtf is wrong with you?

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This seems more appropriate.

WTH?

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Hootie doesn't understand the value of a college education either. tooge minored in little league brawling.

This sounds made up.

People gave hootie shit for NOT getting into fights.

Tooge should get a medal.

Grow up. Fighting at your kids games, after you could have let it slide makes you a ****ing dumbasss of biblical proportion. Show some class in front of your kids, and be the bigger person in front of douche bags. Don't accelerate it by being the bigger db.

He was just doing his part to reverse pussification of America.

Oh, man. Poor tooge. I wonder what kind of stuff will be going through his mind this morning.

I'm still laughing out loud at Lone Wolf's post.

Dinny

This one should really leave a mark.

Dinny

tooge is in his 40's. That's just what guys in their 40's do. He'll grow out of it some day.

So people who don't get into fights at youth baseball games are 'pussies'?

You're doing your part to promote the stupification of America, which is even worse.

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This.



Fighting is for people that have nothing to lose.

I went to my fiancee's 14 year old brother's baseball game last night. I didn't fight anyone. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Umm

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Idiot.

How you make a fist isn't what breaks the hand.

Hurry up football season.

LMAO

Indeed

Step One: Learn how to take a punch


Step Two: Hire a Great Lawyer


Step Three: Bait a rich guy into punching you


Step Four: Profit

I know. I'm stoked about getting into fights at bantam league games too!

I wasn't drinking BTW, heh.

How embarrassing for you.

Dude.

You were drunk when you made that post.

Lol, putting another dad in a headlock = brawling? Congrats on surviving your first scuffle.

I wasn't going to make a Rico post but it sounded worse than it was. First off, it wasn't in front of the boys. I wouldn't do that. Secondly, the guy wouldn't shut the **** up and kept pushing the issue. Trust me, I'm not one to fight, but this clown wouldn't quit with the shoving. I'm a fairly level headed guy but this guy wouldn't stop. He kep saying " hit me" over and over. I wasn't ginna go to jail, so I didn't.
Oh, billy, go **** yourself.

No I wasn't. I posted from my phone (still am) and fat fingered it

Ah the old sausage fingers excuse.

Nice call on digging that one up.

back when I was a kid it would have been cool for a coach to kick someone's ass

Nowadays America has been transformed by a massive pussification

lol George carlin did a bit on the pussification of America

sometimes people need to be put in line. Other times it's better to drink it off

lol
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Nah it was just the adrenalin running from that "brawl".
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Yeah. 40 year olds fighting at little league games is just so cool. That's what real men do.
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Next time you should call Aaron Hernandez and he'll take care of it for ya

lol

20+ years ago putting a loudmouth in check like that would have earned respect. Now it's just socially unacceptable.

Who the **** respects someone who gets in fights at little league games? ROFL How low are your standards if that earns your respect?
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I think people typing "lol" is part of the pussification of America.