Someone help this girl....
 

Someone needs to help this girl fulfill her fantasy.

POF - KCK... Don't get robbed.

http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/38/4e...52855591.2.jpg

http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/41/4e...52855521.2.jpg

http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/69/4e...52855777.2.jpghttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/javas...9;,'')

What the ****, dude? Leave them alone. At least take down the photos.

Only wants it in the butt because she's swinging 8" down there. CP is not the place to post your selfies, tranny.

:eek:

Yeah, think of her dignity.

I recognize that chick from somewhere.

You the boyfriend?

I'd help her out, her boyfriend can even have some chocolate cream pie.

Pass.

I was thinking the girl

:)

hey

Seriously, looks like someone on TV or some shit.

You're in?

I like the lines they've drawn as a "couple"... tear her ass in half? acceptable, and indeed, thrilling.

Oral or vaginal? eeew NO... what kind of people do you think we are!

Sounds like the boyfriend could jump in and be the "crust" so to speak. "Their Rules". He likes Hotdog Water splashed on his Chocolate Starfish.

varicose veins.
http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/41/4e...52855521.2.jpg

Who keeps an empty soap bottle on their bathroom sink?

Yup. She's carrying a xenomorph, f'sho.

PECKER TRACKS

She said not to just say hey so I had to break the rules. I think that means I'm out.

Tell her I am on my way.

Girls who advertise for casual buttsecks on the internet.

SHIVER!

Someone email this broad and post the convo on here. We have nothing better to do than to degrade this poor, innocent couple that just so happens to like watching/receiving a piledriver to the rear chassis.

I don't think she would be into strap on's.

Jesus.

You think he would hit that?

It gets better.

http://i.imgur.com/q4RDn.jpg

She looks like a chick off of the "Real World" from back in the day.

Pros N Cons
 

Pro: You get to PIIHB

Con: Dude is watching you

Pro: No relationship responsibilty

Con: You play by their rules :whip:

Pro: You play by their rules :whip: (if your into that)

Another Pro: She may suck your dick

Con: If he joins in your schwarts may get twisted
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...hwarztwist.gif

Pro: Again you get to PIIHB

Con: You may get aids and die

Pro: It could be ...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...Gifs/Kinky.gif

He did say something about turning the other cheek. Plus all that stuff about fishes and loaves and water into wine. So why not.

big nasty kcnut would bless it

How 'bout now?
http://i.imgur.com/U98Z9.jpg

Sounds like the perfect job for Clay.

ROFL

Is there something wrong with me (well, yes, there is, but let me continue) in that if I did somehow date despite myself I would not in any way, shape, or form encourage my girlfriend to get ****ed up the ass by anyone else, much less desire to watch said stranger (or not stranger) ass ****ing her?

They are into cuckolding.

LMAO

hahahaha

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

What if it was another girl?

that shit is the worst, whether you meant to be involved in it or not

She won't do vaginal...because she has to tape her cock up.

OK, let's do this. Hang on.

But for $5 and a bag of Orville Redenbacher's she'll hand-blast you with a fleshlight.

It sounds like a great way to make new friends.

she's a slut with nuts no doubt.

This should be fun.

Don't mention wanting to film it.

Might I suggest that you use a strategy of negotiation? Perhaps you can tell her that you will indulge her fantasy and follow all of her wishes, but the next day she needs to do the same for you.

When she asks, start with something reasonably acceptable like, "Do the anal thing again, but from [pick a position]. And there are a few more details, minor stuff."

When she asks about the details, start her with something relatively common like, "You're wearing handcuffs". Plus a few other details.

Keep her going, and keep getting more outrageous, but do it slowly. See how far you can get her to agree before she thinks you're the most disgusting pervert who ever walked the planet. I will give you rep if you can get her to Level 9, which involves, among other things, being observed by a group of masturbating women in burqas. And a few more details.

Profile created. Messaging.

Tell her you don't have much girth...it'll slide right in.

...

Message delivered.

This has.potential.

This will be the highlight of tomorrow.

"I've got the perfect size dick for anal sex."

What website is she using Clay?

Do you think she'll like my profile?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48126261

LMAO

:LOL: :LOL:

Ding! I got a message from another girl.

LMAO

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is rich.

ROFL Well done clay.

30 year old Man, 6' 4" (193 cm), Muslim

hahahahaha.

Nice Muslim touch.

This is going well. having a pleasant convo with some girl in Atchison.

Haha! LMAO

You need to find a way to fit "graded out perfectly" in your new profile.

Grade out perfectly? ROFL

ROFL. I knew better than to click on this thread when I saw the title. Classic CP.

Its a dude.

And yet not one shot of her butt. :shrug:

You are the whitest Muslim I know

What are you going to do when you show up to bone this girl and she realizes that you are, in fact, not a muslim at all?

I'm amusing myself terribly. LMAO

Clay just found a new hobby. I'm expecting weekly report threads...complete with gifs.