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Rain Man 06-20-2013 09:17 AM

Round 1, Heat 6: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.
 
Calling jjbirden, calling jjbirden. Let's see if you go for the hometown Oregonian or if the other two win.

As usual, the rules are: vote for the TWO most attractive contestants out of the three.

Miss Minnesota http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/mB...jpg_224918.jpg
Miss Oregon http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Ce...jpg_224929.jpg
Miss Illinois http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/cj...jpg_224909.jpg

BlackHelicopters 06-20-2013 09:19 AM

End world hunger, eat a contestant.

Rain Man 06-20-2013 09:20 AM

Minnesota makes me sizzle, and Illinois is fine. They get my votes.

It looks to me like Oregon is going to weigh about 250 within the next five years. No offense.

Rausch 06-20-2013 09:22 AM

Minny has the better eyes and face with not enough meat on her bones and Illy has the perfect bod with a mannequin face.

Oregon just comes off as "thick n' stupid."

patteeu 06-20-2013 09:23 AM

I could never love someone with her eyes as far apart as Miss Minnesota. Is that some kind of adaptation to cold, snowy weather? Miss Oregon and Miss Illinois get my vote.

The Franchise 06-20-2013 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9764380)
Minnesota makes me sizzle, and Illinois is fine. They get my votes.

It looks to me like Oregon is going to weigh about 250 within the next five years. No offense.

This is what I don't understand.

Who gives a **** if she's going to weigh 250 lbs in the next 5 years? We're basing our votes off of how she looks NOW....correct? She looks ****ing hot....NOW.

Rausch 06-20-2013 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9764380)
Minnesota makes me sizzle, and Illinois is fine. They get my votes.

It looks to me like Oregon is going to weigh about 250 within the next five years. No offense.

I think we just had a shared moment...

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.n...ake-2-2-13.gif

patteeu 06-20-2013 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9764381)
Minny has the better eyes and face with not enough meat on her bones and Illy has the perfect bod with a mannequin face.

Oregon just comes off as "thick n' stupid."

I don't know if they're better, but I know I can't look at both of them at the same time unless I'm about a football field away.

loochy 06-20-2013 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9764383)
This is what I don't understand.

Who gives a **** if she's going to weigh 250 lbs in the next 5 years? We're basing our votes off of how she looks NOW....correct? She looks ****ing hot....NOW.

well yeah, but not as hot as the other 2

Dayze 06-20-2013 09:24 AM

Oregon please.

DJ's left nut 06-20-2013 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9764380)
It looks to me like Oregon is going to weigh about 250 within the next five years. No offense.

Haha...that was my first thought as well.

That's a fat girl waiting to happen.

The Franchise 06-20-2013 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9764387)
well yeah, but not as hot as the other 2

Hot is different for everyone.

I personally find Oregon to be hotter than any of the other two.

Rain Man 06-20-2013 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9764383)
This is what I don't understand.

Who gives a **** if she's going to weigh 250 lbs in the next 5 years? We're basing our votes off of how she looks NOW....correct? She looks ****ing hot....NOW.

Our love would always be tempered by my awareness of her impending fate.

The Franchise 06-20-2013 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9764394)
Our love would always be tempered by my awareness of her impending fate.

So we're marrying these chicks now? I thought we were just ****ing and leaving them.

BlackHelicopters 06-20-2013 09:26 AM

Oregon and Miss Congeniality.


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