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Mr_Tomahawk 07-22-2013 09:11 AM

VON DOUCHE!
 
Adam Schefter‏@AdamSchefter1m
Broncos LB Von Miller is facing 4-game suspension for violating NFL policy, per ESPN sources. Case currently in appeals process.

CHEATER

Hammock Parties 07-22-2013 09:12 AM

stay down bitch

Mr_Tomahawk 07-22-2013 09:14 AM

Adam Schefter‏@AdamSchefter2m
So Denver lost Elvis Dumervil to Baltimore and is now facing prospect of losing Von Miller to suspension.

seaofred 07-22-2013 09:15 AM

Is it for PED's? Is he another Shawn Merriman?

Mr. Arrowhead 07-22-2013 09:16 AM

That is awesome

FlaChief58 07-22-2013 09:16 AM

LMAO

Mr. Laz 07-22-2013 09:17 AM

no sweat ... Manning will just play both ways

BigCatDaddy 07-22-2013 09:17 AM

Let me guess.

He took something over the counter that had something in it that was a violation of the substance abuse policy and he had no idea what he took./ KnowMo Tweet

Bambi 07-22-2013 09:20 AM

A&M.... what a shithole

tk13 07-22-2013 09:20 AM

Well that's kind of a big deal. I thought they never should've let Dumervil get away.

We should take bets on the over/under of repost due to unclear thread title.

KCUnited 07-22-2013 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seaofred (Post 9826721)
Is it for PED's? Is he another Shawn Merriman?

Horse tranq from Elway.

Rain Man 07-22-2013 09:26 AM

I bet he was violating the salary cap.

Mr_Tomahawk 07-22-2013 09:26 AM

Benjamin Allbright‏@NFLDraftMonster2m
Von Miller suspension not a surprise to those who know him personally.

MileHighReport‏@MileHighReport4m
BREAKING: Von Miller Facing Four Game Suspension - @TheOrangePage http://sbn.to/160KvZC

Rain Man 07-22-2013 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9826736)
Well that's kind of a big deal. I thought they never should've let Dumervil get away.

We should take bets on the over/under of repost due to unclear thread title.

I must admit, the first repost had a much more compelling title. This title was true even before the suspension.

Dante84 07-22-2013 09:27 AM

Damn, I wish we opened the season with our division, and closed the season with our division. Bummed we won't get to play when they are short-handed.

Hopefully it costs them a game or so, so we can make a run at the division.

Rams Fan 07-22-2013 09:27 AM

LMAO

Von PEDs

Fat Elvis 07-22-2013 09:28 AM

Didn't understand that the vasoline went on the jersey.....

Mr_Tomahawk 07-22-2013 09:28 AM

Benjamin Allbright‏@NFLDraftMonster1m
Von Miller is a phenomenal person, but he has a problem with marijuana use...

Benjamin Allbright‏@NFLDraftMonster1m
for the record this information came from a teammate...

Benjamin Allbright‏@NFLDraftMonster38s
Guys this is a 3rd time offense for Miller...

Dante84 07-22-2013 09:29 AM

VON HASH

RealSNR 07-22-2013 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9826769)
Benjamin Allbright‏@NFLDraftMonster1m
Von Miller is a phenomenal person, but he has a problem with marijuana use...

FREE VON! /Bump

Hammock Parties 07-22-2013 09:32 AM

rocky mountain hiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Rams Fan 07-22-2013 09:33 AM

He was looking for Denver Snow.

Mr_Tomahawk 07-22-2013 09:33 AM

[insert Tamba Hali laugh]

Rain Man 07-22-2013 09:35 AM

Von Piller.

BigMeatballDave 07-22-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9826769)
Benjamin Allbright‏@NFLDraftMonster1m
Von Miller is a phenomenal person, but he has a problem with marijuana use...

Benjamin Allbright‏@NFLDraftMonster1m
for the record this information came from a teammate...

Benjamin Allbright‏@NFLDraftMonster38s
Guys this is a 3rd time offense for Miller...

3rd? I don't remember the other 2?

DJ's left nut 07-22-2013 09:36 AM

Wait - how'd this end up at 4 games for weed?

Wasn't the rumor that Hali got tagged 1 game for his first pop? Miller's never had a weed suspension in the past.

If 4 games is for a 3rd failed test, it stands to reason that he'd have been popped for a single game previously, no? Or did Hali just get off on a technicality?

KCUnited 07-22-2013 09:36 AM

Chron Miller

Dayze 07-22-2013 09:37 AM

Prayers sent.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2013 09:37 AM

a little weed really brings us altogether! look how happy we are in this thread!

Jerm 07-22-2013 09:41 AM

We're one Manning neck crank away from the stars really aligning....

Hammock Parties 07-22-2013 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerm (Post 9826804)
We're one Manning neck crank away from the stars really aligning....

Home playoff game!

GoChargers 07-22-2013 09:43 AM

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Donks are already turning into the new "dream team" Eagles!

Frazod 07-22-2013 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9826719)
Adam Schefter‏@AdamSchefter2m
So Denver lost Elvis Dumervil to Baltimore and is now facing prospect of losing Von Miller to suspension.

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/4/...-TapsM60-6.jpg

DJ's left nut 07-22-2013 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9826791)
Chron Miller

/thread

tooge 07-22-2013 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9826791)
Chron Miller

This is it right here. Rep

Consistent1 07-22-2013 09:52 AM

If it is for weed, that is weak. Why do they bother testing for ANYTHING in the NFL? I don't like the Broncos, but why suspend someone for some stupid crap like that? They might as well start handing out alcohol suspensions.

Saul Good 07-22-2013 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bambi (Post 9826735)
A&M.... what a shithole

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...b-gets-busted/

Chiefs Pantalones 07-22-2013 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 9826823)
If it is for weed, that is weak. Why do they bother testing for ANYTHING in the NFL? I don't like the Broncos, but why suspend someone for some stupid crap like that? They might as well start handing out alcohol suspensions.

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!

Mr. Laz 07-22-2013 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9826832)

you just can't stop

-King- 07-22-2013 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9826790)
Wait - how'd this end up at 4 games for weed?

Wasn't the rumor that Hali got tagged 1 game for his first pop? Miller's never had a weed suspension in the past.

If 4 games is for a 3rd failed test, it stands to reason that he'd have been popped for a single game previously, no? Or did Hali just get off on a technicality?

It will probably he reduced to a game or 2. Hali's pre-appeal suspension might have been 4 games too but it just didn't leak.
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Rain Man 07-22-2013 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9826790)
Wait - how'd this end up at 4 games for weed?

Wasn't the rumor that Hali got tagged 1 game for his first pop? Miller's never had a weed suspension in the past.

If 4 games is for a 3rd failed test, it stands to reason that he'd have been popped for a single game previously, no? Or did Hali just get off on a technicality?

Based on history, my guess would be that the Broncos did some under the table stuff to hide his first two suspensions.

Either that, or Miller is the Sam Hurd of his generation and he's spending his offseason importing vast quantities of cocaine from Afghanistan to Denver.

I bet he also killed a guy or two execution style. If you look closely in this picture of Aaron Hernandez, you'll see Von Miller associating with him.

http://www.profootballfocus.com/wp-c...ply3gronk1.png

DaFace 07-22-2013 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones (Post 9826835)
STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!

If it was for weed, he wasn't.

mikey23545 07-22-2013 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9826845)
If it was for weed, he wasn't.

He broke NFL law.

BlackHelicopters 07-22-2013 10:08 AM

Tested positive for Elway semen?

Mama Hip Rockets 07-22-2013 10:08 AM

Hahahahahaha. Yes!

DaFace 07-22-2013 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9826854)
He broke NFL law.

I guess if you want to call rules and laws the same thing, sure.

Johnny Vegas 07-22-2013 10:09 AM

weed makes you lazy, stupid and unsuccessful. can't believe he's gone this far without being thrown in prison. he deserves to stay in prison for the sake of the kids. In fact him and Hernandez can share a cell together for all I care.

BlackHelicopters 07-22-2013 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9826808)
Home playoff game!

LMAO

saphojunkie 07-22-2013 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones (Post 9826835)
STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!

IT'S LEGAL IN COLORADO.

:thumb:

Rain Man 07-22-2013 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 9826867)
IT'S LEGAL IN COLORADO.

:thumb:


Not really. It's still in violation of federal law.

silver5liter 07-22-2013 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 9826867)
IT'S LEGAL IN COLORADO.

:thumb:

No, no it isn't. Not til 2014 atleast

Garcia Bronco 07-22-2013 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9826874)
Not really. It's still in violation of federal law.

Federal Law doesn't apply. It's in the State Constitution. Either way he'll do his time and make the correction, or he won't play int he NFL.

DaFace 07-22-2013 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver5liter (Post 9826879)
No, no it isn't. Not til 2014 atleast

False. Recreational consumption is legal in Colorado now. It has been since the results of the vote last year were certified - December 2012 I believe.

It's recreational sales that aren't legal yet.

saphojunkie 07-22-2013 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9826874)
Not really. It's still in violation of federal law.

Federal law can suck my balls. States Rights!

Buck 07-22-2013 10:18 AM

What a waste of ****ing time.

I'm sure the NFL could find something better to focus on that busting weed smokers.

I dislike this guy as much as anyone else, but what exactly does weed do to either enhance your performance or physically harm your body?

Garcia Bronco 07-22-2013 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9826891)
What a waste of ****ing time.

I'm sure the NFL could find something better to focus on that busting weed smokers.

I dislike this guy as much as anyone else, but what exactly does weed do to either enhance your performance or physically harm your body?

It doesn't, but it's their rules and he broke them.

BigCatDaddy 07-22-2013 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9826891)
What a waste of ****ing time.

I'm sure the NFL could find something better to focus on that busting weed smokers.

I dislike this guy as much as anyone else, but what exactly does weed do to either enhance your performance or physically harm your body?

Dane knows a guy that uses it as a PED.

Garcia Bronco 07-22-2013 10:23 AM

I think Von has a case in court however if it was prescribed by a Doctor, but it won't ever get to that point.

Buck 07-22-2013 10:23 AM

So who are the Broncos first 4 games against?

Rain Man 07-22-2013 10:25 AM

I'd never thought about this before, but if it's legal to do drugs in Colorado and Washington (and they work out all of the legal conflicts), will the Seahawks and Broncos end up with a huge advantage in free agency? It's hard to imagine that all the drug-using players wouldn't find that attractive. You could almost recruit from the suspension list if you're those two teams, and get players for a significant discount.

Molitoth 07-22-2013 10:27 AM

This is ****ing stupid. Just legalize it across the country and stop worrying about it.

BlackHelicopters 07-22-2013 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9826914)
I'd never thought about this before, but if it's legal to do drugs in Colorado and Washington (and they work out all of the legal conflicts), will the Seahawks and Broncos end up with a huge advantage in free agency? It's hard to imagine that all the drug-using players wouldn't find that attractive. You could almost recruit from the suspension list if you're those two teams, and get players for a significant discount.

I don't see the advantage. Still violates NFL policy if you get caught.

GoChargers 07-22-2013 10:28 AM

Apparently it wasn't just weed, but mollys too?

RealSNR 07-22-2013 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9826914)
I'd never thought about this before, but if it's legal to do drugs in Colorado and Washington (and they work out all of the legal conflicts), will the Seahawks and Broncos end up with a huge advantage in free agency? It's hard to imagine that all the drug-using players wouldn't find that attractive. You could almost recruit from the suspension list if you're those two teams, and get players for a significant discount.

It's the NFL's rule. It's no different than working for any other organization that restricts your choices even when off the clock.

Frazod 07-22-2013 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 9826896)
It doesn't, but it's their rules and he broke them.

Exactly. He's a star athlete who gets paid millions of dollars. He knows not doping it up is a condition of his employment. He knows he's going to get randomly tested. Yet the dumbass does it anyway. No sympathy for this ****ing clown whatsoever, nor any of the rest of them that do it, regardless of who they play for.

KCUnited 07-22-2013 10:35 AM

The stress of seeing Fisher twice a year finally got to him.

-King- 07-22-2013 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 9826905)
I think Von has a case in court however if it was prescribed by a Doctor, but it won't ever get to that point.

No because some of the guys busted last year for adderall had prescriptions. They still got suspended because they didn't get approved by the NFL.
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Chief_For_Life58 07-22-2013 10:38 AM

its not weed, if it was weed he wouldnt get suspended, its peds

DTLB58 07-22-2013 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9826906)
So who are the Broncos first 4 games against?

Ravens
@Giants
Raiders
Eagles

Crap! Only one road game. Maybe 2-2 or 3-1.

Rausch 07-22-2013 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9826714)
Adam Schefter‏@AdamSchefter1m
Broncos LB Von Miller is facing 4-game suspension for violating NFL policy, per ESPN sources. Case currently in appeals process.

CHEATER

LMAO

lcarus 07-22-2013 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9826906)
So who are the Broncos first 4 games against?

Week 1 - vs. Baltimore
Week 2 - at NYG
Week 3 - vs. Oakland
Week 4 - vs. Philadelphia

DTLB58 07-22-2013 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9826925)
Exactly. He's a star athlete who gets paid millions of dollars. He knows not doping it up is a condition of his employment. He knows he's going to get randomly tested. Yet the dumbass does it anyway. No sympathy for this ****ing clown whatsoever, nor any of the rest of them that do it, regardless of who they play for.

I agree completely. But I guess some of us don't. :grr:

@SaveOurChiefs: @DTLB58 We'll let it play out. Either way, the dude has a problem with drugs and needs help. Who cares about football. Von needs help.

Wow! I replied. @DTLB58: @SaveOurChiefs Like any #Broncos fan ever cared about DT? They would have loved him out 4 games any chance possible for whatever reason.

-King- 07-22-2013 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9826940)
its not weed, if it was weed he wouldnt get suspended, its peds

You do realize that Hali got suspended for weed last year right?
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-King- 07-22-2013 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTLB58 (Post 9826953)
I agree completely. But I guess some of us don't. :grr:

@SaveOurChiefs: @DTLB58 We'll let it play out. Either way, the dude has a problem with drugs and needs help. Who cares about football. Von needs help.

Wow! I replied. @DTLB58: @SaveOurChiefs Like any #Broncos fan ever cared about DT? They would have loved him out 4 games any chance possible for whatever reason.

He needs help for weed? ROFL
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DTLB58 07-22-2013 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9826920)
It's the NFL's rule. It's no different than working for any other organization that restricts your choices even when off the clock.

Exactly. It's a company rule. Have fun in court with that one if that's what he wants to do. :rolleyes:

Frazod 07-22-2013 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTLB58 (Post 9826953)
I agree completely. But I guess some of us don't. :grr:

@SaveOurChiefs: @DTLB58 We'll let it play out. Either way, the dude has a problem with drugs and needs help. Who cares about football. Von needs help.

Wow! I replied. @DTLB58: @SaveOurChiefs Like any #Broncos fan ever cared about DT? They would have loved him out 4 games any chance possible for whatever reason.

Yeah, "needs help" my ass. What's the cure for being a ****ing moron?

Lives in a mansion, has expensive cars, eats the best food, wears the best clothing, drinks the best booze, nails the best trim, but apparently it's just not complete unless he's got some ****ing pot to go with it.

Seriously, these idiots should have to spend their suspended games in a stock on the sideline.

-King- 07-22-2013 10:51 AM

No one NEEDS help for weed. If you cant stop smoking, you need help for stupid. I haven't smoked in a few months and it's not hard at all. There are no addictive agents in weed.
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BlackHelicopters 07-22-2013 10:51 AM

Do we know for certain it is weed?

ptlyon 07-22-2013 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9826969)
Yeah, "needs help" my ass. What's the cure for being a ****ing moron?

Lives in a mansion, has expensive cars, eats the best food, wears the best clothing, drinks the best booze, nails the best trim, but apparently it's just not complete unless he's got some ****ing pot to go with it.

Seriously, these idiots should have to spend their suspended games in a stock on the sideline.

Don't forget gets the best weed

RealSNR 07-22-2013 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9826946)
Week 1 - vs. Baltimore
Week 2 - at NYG
Week 3 - vs. Oakland
Week 4 - vs. Philadelphia

Would be nice if they got one or two losses against the Raiders and Eagles.

Personally, if Von's not playing, I think they start 0-2


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