what would you rather do?
 

Wanted to try this out and see how out of control this got in here...PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS SUGGESTED!

Poster has to answer the question that was asked above and then pose a new question to be answered by the next poster.

The question can be on any topic.. women, food, football, news, ect ect.

Using photo's or GIF's always a plus, but KCTAT told me I should add "NSFhuman eyes"...

here we go:

Would you rather wake up with a different face with the same gender, or a different gender with the same face?

have fun~

different face same gender. There is always plastic surgery. Cannot rewire the brain.

Would you rather live somewhere else?

WTF??? You might seek professional help.

you forgot to ask a question...

australia..

would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

leg.

do your mom or your dad?

Leg.

Would you rather be a marine if Afghanistan or on Iwo Jima?

i notice we skipped this one....
ROFL

use my hand for the rest of my life before either of the above.

Afghanistan
Bigger advantage from a weapons technology stand point than Iwo Jima where we may have had better weapons but the gap wasn't as big as today.

afghan

rather be deaf or blind?

Would you rather have modest means but be so attractive woman hit on you all the time?
Or
Be ugly as sin but rich knowing any woman who pursues you is only after your money?

Sorry
Deaf but I can see where a musician might have a tough choice here.

Modest means.


Would you rather spend 5 minutes in the ring with Mike Tyson or Chuck Liddell?

Rich. Money is everything.

If you had to be a puppet, would you rather be elmo or big bird?

Mike Tyson, he's getting old and I know he can still punch, but still, he's getting old.

The Iceman is 42. Iron Mike is 46. Not a huge difference.

Would you rather lose all ten fingers or both balls?

Both balls.

would you rather die drowning or burning to death?

Burning to death. I deserve it.

Would you rather be trapped in a closet listening to insanely loud Taylor Swift music for eight hours or take a hatchet to the knee twice?

Def both balls...i'm married so i don't need them anymore..

i'll take swift....

I would burn.. which I will...

would you rather eat a spoon of mayo or a stick of butter

Mayo. A stick of butter is a lot compared to one spoon of mayo.

Would you rather be anally raped or orally raped?

ROFL

does it make you G? that is important to know before answering..

what?

Edit: Nevermind! No it doesn't

Yea, it is tricky and a little Rupaul-ish. We can skip it.

No more beer or no more sex.

no more beer..

own the cowboys and have to keep jerry jones for 2 years or own the chiefs and have to keep pioli for 1 year

Cowboys

Live in Alaska or Antartica

alaska..

bang Rosie O or have your Wewe slammed between two bricks

own the cowboys they're worth way more.

Would you rather,

break the news to an mid forties mom that her two sons just died

or

break the news to the two little ten year old boys that their mom just died

That's tough, I guess bring on the bricks

ROFL:clap:

the lady in her 40's...

would you rather be Rambo or the terminator..

terminator

would you rather find out we never landed on the moon or that aliens are real.

landed on the moon...

would you rather be a billionare with an ugly wife and a ugly nanny or be a millionare with a hot wife and a hot nanny

millionaire

Would you rather eat shit covered m&ms or drink boar cum?

shitty m&ms

no sex or no head

Really? You went there? Kill me. I guess the head though. Maybe.

How about no candy or any kind of sweets or no fruits or vegetables.

no candy

no shitting for a week or no pissing for a week

no shitting

Not shaving for six years or having to watch the view in its entirety every day for six years?

I'll be a hairy mutha.....

watch the view for six years or watch lifetime for six years

What's the criteria on watching lifetime? Is that all I can watch, because the view is only an hour or two long...

Same amount of time then. One thousand episodes of the view, or 500 lifetime movies

Bring on the chick flicks. I'm going to need kleenex though.


No more toilet paper in the world or no more paper towels?

paper towels

no wiping your ass for a year or wearing clothes covered cat pee (but you can't tell people it's cat pee)

Would you rather **** a 10, or in one night **** 5 2's? /Carlin

Dude, I guess my ass is going to itch like ****, I can't do cat piss.

Deaf or blind?

5 2's. The ten at home is getting to be old news.

rather be deaf.
would you rather be prison raped in the ass or forced to suck cock in prison

I'll take it up the poopshoot.

Would you rather have a pit bull lick peanut butter off your nuts or a cat lick hot sauce off your ass hole?

hot ass

marry the Nanny or Ellen

Ellen or make me deaf first.

Go gay for a Clark Hunt marriage or stay straight to marry a poor crack whore.

crack whore.
kill the neighbor or the boss

:clap:

this is going exactly where I only dreamed you guys could take it...

boss...

hide the body in the woods or drop it in a river

River

Get hit in the big toenail with the round end of a ball peen hammer or the thumbnail.

i'll take the thumb.. ouch

have your finernails removed with pliers or your eyelashes plucked out 1 by 1.

Eyelashes

Eat three lightbulbs or eat 3 wood screws.

screws..

not shave your pubes for 2 years or grow your hair out for 2 years

I didn't shave my pubes for the first time until I was like 23. My lying ass bitch face ex said she would suck it more if I did. Well, now I call her my lying ass bitch face ex, so you know how that went.

Anyway, pubes

bitch with super hairy snatch or handlebar mustache.

ROFL...

i'll hit the hairy snatch all day...

ROFL

your story kills me I can't think of a question

ROFL

that is ****ing horrible........

**** man.............uhhhhhhh

nails

stabbed in the eye or in the dick

ROFL

Dick

Bong 16 ounces of mayonnaise or 16 ounces of French dressing?

I'd lick her asshole before I'd lick those toes

freeze to death or drown

I'll drown.

Become a famous rapper with millions only to be shot within a year or go gay for a rich man, then divorce him within a year and live a millionaire life for forty fifty years.

ROFL

Wait .....gay for a year, sucking old man penis but then rich for forty and live free of penis up the ass.......or straight, **** all kinds of bitches, smoke only the best weed and on top of that be rich, then die right before the last bitch tells you she gave you the herp......yea i'll take that one

have no clothes for a year or no house ( and you can't stay at someone elses either

i'll go with the rich man.. it doesn't say I have to... umm... being married means no sex anyways so it is fine...

rather have to take baths with the same bath water (no other means to clean yourself) for 3 weeks or not flush the toilet for 1 week (only have 1 toilet in the house)

Could have put a warning for eyes to see in this thread. Holy shit balls.

**** me, that last page was disgusting.

:Lin: or :Lin: at those ****ing pictures?

Would you rather...

Have Scott Pioli as your boss for 2 years

OR

Have sex with Donatella Versace 3 times a day for a month:
http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...ace-bikini.jpg

How much cream in your sugar, Scott?

Brady Quinn as your franchise QB, or sex with a sheep?

We talking American-bred sheep or wild, crazy, European sheep?

BAAAAAAAAAAAH! Come.....................................................................visit Wyoming.

I'll take Brady Quinn

ROFL

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