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Ebolapox 11-12-2004 10:09 AM

eh, I'm a poor college student--I'm still on madden 2004 and ncaa 2004 (the only reason I have nfl 2k5 is because of the fact that it was only 20 bucks new)

-EB-

Hammock Parties 11-12-2004 10:10 AM

Could be worse:

http://img131.exs.cx/img131/2687/screen0094.jpg

http://img131.exs.cx/img131/3269/screen0095.jpg

Ultra Peanut 11-12-2004 10:17 AM

I may have nightmares.

Hammock Parties 11-12-2004 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psicosis
I may have nightmares.

DREAM TEAM:

http://espn.go.com/media/nfl/2001/01...nheimer2_i.jpg
http://www.espnstar.com/jsp/cda/phot...son_150104.jpg
http://www.raiders.com/uploads/photo...012704raye.jpg

Ultra Peanut 11-12-2004 10:22 AM

Sweet Zombie Jesus.

WebGem 11-12-2004 11:16 AM

Jimmy Raye is gay

teedubya 11-12-2004 11:22 AM

http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/docs/2002-1...es/defrib1.jpg

Hammock Parties 11-12-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

Those guys should all carry "do not resuscitate" cards.

htismaqe 11-12-2004 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UserName
Haha....poor htismaque doesn't realize that he CAN'T fire Carl Peterson. For all intents and purposes HE is Carl Peterson.

You can fire Vermeil, Gunther, Saunders and Gansz, though.

For all intents and purposes, the player takes on the role of OWNER. Every once in a while, you'll get an email from "the GM" but the GM, as a separate position isn't "in the game".

That being said, I was MAKING A JOKE.

BTW, those 4 are already gone. I'll be posting an update of the offseason SLAUGHTER soon.

Hammock Parties 11-12-2004 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe
For all intents and purposes, the player takes on the role of OWNER. Every once in a while, you'll get an email from "the GM" but the GM, as a separate position isn't "in the game".

That being said, I was MAKING A JOKE.

BTW, those 4 are already gone. I'll be posting an update of the offseason SLAUGHTER soon.

Damn, all of them?

Anyway, the player is pretty much the Owner/GM/Coach/QB.

shakesthecat 11-12-2004 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe
BTW, those 4 are already gone. I'll be posting an update of the offseason SLAUGHTER soon.

I've prolly sim'd about 90 seasons so far on Madden, and more often than not, the years following an off-season where I slash payroll, the team has a much better record than the previous one.

I am the master of the fire sale.

Bearcat 11-12-2004 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBOLA
I'm still on ncaa 2004

Keep it... I traded in '04 for '05, and then ended up trading in '05 to get '04 back :banghead:

ZootedGranny 11-12-2004 12:10 PM

A few months ago I found a terrible (or not so terrible depending on your morals) glitch in Madden 2005. In Owner mode, they let you edit the position of other teams players.

So what you can do is take someone like Ray Lewis and convert him to FB. Then, you can go into free agency, pick up a higher rated FB, and trade him to the Ravens for Ray Lewis, since Lewis is rated terrible as a FB. Then, you can resign him to a contract more in line with what a fullback will make. Then, you just edit him back to MLB. A 99 rated MLB signed to a 7 year, 8 million dollar deal? BRILLIANT!

It is nice to take all of the Broncos and Raiders players and trade them away for free agent scrubs.

Hammock Parties 11-12-2004 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZootedGranny
A few months ago I found a terrible (or not so terrible depending on your morals) glitch in Madden 2005. In Owner mode, they let you edit the position of other teams players.

So what you can do is take someone like Ray Lewis and convert him to FB. Then, you can go into free agency, pick up a higher rated FB, and trade him to the Ravens for Ray Lewis, since Lewis is rated terrible as a FB. Then, you can resign him to a contract more in line with what a fullback will make. Then, you just edit him back to MLB. A 99 rated MLB signed to a 7 year, 8 million dollar deal? BRILLIANT!

It is nice to take all of the Broncos *

(* Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons) and Raiders players and trade them away for free agent scrubs.

LOL that's not so terrible...you shouldn't be fucking with other teams like that.

BTW, you can't edit anything during a PC franchise...sucks.

htismaqe 11-12-2004 12:17 PM

Well, end-of-season fan support was near the bottom in the NFL. Ticket sales are way down. I managed a meager $12M in profit.

Hopefully the fans will be re-energized by the changes I made to the staff:

Head Coach -- Romeo Crennel
Off. Coord. -- Tom Rathman
Def. Coord. -- Mike Singletary
ST. Coord. -- Steve Hoffman (former Dallas kicking coach)


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