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CoMoChief 12-19-2008 01:53 PM

Another WTF news article: Man beats wife because wife demanded to smell his genitals
 
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/...eged-beater-g/

PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.

She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms.

She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest.

The Franchise 12-19-2008 01:54 PM

:shake:ROFL

seclark 12-19-2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5311260)
As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

i suppose some of you f@ckers have a term for this?
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Stinger 12-19-2008 01:56 PM

"Honey ... while you're down there"

Goapics1 12-19-2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

whether he was cheating with another woman
Maybe it was a man. NTTIATWWT.

Baby Lee 12-19-2008 01:57 PM

I blame the media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

Buck 12-19-2008 01:58 PM

If you sexin' learn this lesson when you wash off
Just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth
That way when you get home no
questions you won't leave her bent
Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent

Demonpenz 12-19-2008 01:58 PM

reminds me of a song Smell yo dick

topher79 12-19-2008 02:16 PM

Let's reverse the roles....then what happens?

seclark 12-19-2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topher79 (Post 5311348)
Let's reverse the roles....then what happens?

no thanks...i ain't sniffing any used cooter.
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Demonpenz 12-19-2008 02:45 PM

salt and vinegar patato chips

ModSocks 12-19-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5311277)
If you sexin' learn this lesson when you wash off
Just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth
That way when you get home no
questions you won't leave her bent
Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent

Tech N9ne

Iowanian 12-19-2008 02:56 PM

He should have negotiated a hefty price to be paid by her, should he pass the sniff test.


My guess is he smelled like the inside of a dead turtle shell, so he did the term I'll now coin at Sec's request.

Pee-n-Flee

Katipan 12-19-2008 03:01 PM

Really don't know what is sadder about this story.

The distrust.
The stinky penis.
The dumb dude punching a weaker sex (in theory. chick could have been psycho, huge and scary) because he got caught.
The stupid bitch staying with a guy whose dick she had to sniff in order to determine faithfulness.
The fact that my company got me drunk 2 hours before our Christmas party tonight.

Fairplay 12-19-2008 03:01 PM

I have a friend who told me his wife would make him do the same thing. Honest to God.

Because she didn't trust him.

They divorced a year later or so. Everyone thought she was a bitch and told him not to marry her. I mean everyone out and out told him not to.

Hes an idiot.


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