OK, what are you gonna do today on Turkey day?
 

Poll to come

I must escape the friendly confines to get gooned up first.

Going to Kansas for Thanksgiving with the brothers and their families. It will be good to be back in God's Country. I just hope there is no NASCAR race today.

Well, my wife worked last night, and is working tonight, so she's sleeping all day. All of my friends are out of town, and we are going to visit her parents in KC and go to the Border War game this weekend. So today, I guess I'll just do this:

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Pretty much errrthang I've got is tomorrow.

D2112, You have porblem.

Got the family Flag Football game, cousins and uncles and others. Then back to the house for Turkey,Football on T.V. and Icey-Heat. Man, I'm getting old.:clap:

Que?

Porque, senorita Peanut?

Don't mind her. She's PMSing. You don't really have a porblem.

Porblems today would just ruin my day today. thank you for comforting me.

You have many porblem:

1) Alcohol porblem

2) The Jews

1) Alcohol is not a porblem.

2) Jews? :spock: explain please, Ms. Peanut.

I'm going to lay around in my underwear all day and scratch myself.

Did you ever notice that old men don't have asses? Foxworthy says it's because they scratched them away.

Im gonna eat a lot of food,drink a lot of beer and watch some bad football...

3) The Uzbeks

4) Pous zigga ay zee